Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with ass sex? it's fucking disgusting...

Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with ass sex? it's fucking disgusting. you're all fucking closet queers really aren't you? far better things to fuck that a stinky filthy ass

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Missionary only.

yes... and that oral stuff ewww you know how many germs are in a mouth?

Dick enters opposite sex = Heterosexual
Dick enters same sex = Homosexual

I'm sorry you find this so hard to understand.

virgin fgt

Because i get off in knowing that she doesn't enjoy it, while I do.

Straight men= love fucking vagoos.
Gay men= love fucking butts.

Im sorry this is so hard for you to understand.

Just because I wanna fuck a hole tighter than her main hole makes me gay? I don't want dick and balls swinging around as well

Good question, I haven't fucked my girlfriend's pussy in months, I've pretty much gone anal only.

>u r clearly a virgin, cuz your sexual needs r satisfied with the pussy, so u dont have to develop fetishes out of frustration

Stop projecting you closet homosexual.

>projecting this hard

yes, u r

If a guy is begging a girl for anal she's probably not satisfying him any other way. You're right it's pretty disgusting, and perverse act. Guy is an idiot to stick with a girl like that if he is resorting to that sort of shit to get off.

Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with masturbation? it's fucking disgusting. you're all closet queers really aren't you? touching dicks and enjoying it like that.

>tight hole
>taboo aspect is horny
>girl just needs to prepare before hand
>hot as fuck

yeah why would anyone do it

>it's fucking disgusting
basically all sex is unhygienic
get over it

>you're all fucking closet queers
gays also kiss
so when i kiss my gf that makes me closet queer too?

Consent turns me off and I like to see girls in pain

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Unlike Jeff sessions.

Can't persuade anyone to let you fuck their pooper, huh? Tough break kid - anal is fucking great.

not if it's a trap tho

Right? And what's the deal with getting your dick sucked? You know who else likes sucking dicks and getting their dicks sucked? Gay men. People who are into oral are disgusting queers.

Kissing is definitely a little gay tho.

It's new and exciting until you get some and then yeah, bad

Traps are dudes man. They are gay. You are a faggot for wanting to fuck one. Kill yourself.

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Armpits are were its at guys

Vorgin here, to be honest its because porn makes it look like it would be so fun. I also would gladly accept any kind of sex from a girl at this point. Assuming her ass was clean of course.

>Straight men = love fucking people
>Gay men = love fucking people

Wow straight guys are such faggots

It's about establishing dominance.

That's a reason!

Oh you poor soul who doesn't know the joy of a woman offering her asshole to your dick. It's the greatest gift ever.

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>Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with ass sex?
I'm not, that's a lot of effort for fuck all with potential side effects.

This guy is right. Vaginal sex is straight, everything else is gay. Guys have hands and mouth too, so that's gay.

Also, don't touch the girl anywhere apart from vagina, otherwise also gay.

Even boobs are gay as men can also have man boobs. Same as touching / squeezing a girls ass, guys also have an ass so this is extra gay.

Probably better not to have sex at all. It's too risky that you are gay.

Glad to clear this up for everyone.

Nah. I think it's far simpler than that.

If something turns us on - we want to put our dicks in it. You seen that Japanese porn where they fuck womens' nipples? Same deal. If it were physically possible to do so, guys would be putting their dicks into girls' nipples.

S'all it is.

>This looks good!
>Imma put my dick in it!

whats her name again? shes hot

OP is obviously too young. Mods. Underage ban!

You realize a vagina is less than an inch from an asshole at any given moment, right?

Perfect post. Well done, user.

And imagine how gay masturbation is. I mean, you're getting a hand job from a guy.

This. I advise everyone here to avoid sex. In addition, consider having your genitalia surgically removed. Making any contact with your cock and balls is pretty gay, but there's no problem if you have them chopped off. Remember, eunuchs can't be gay.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

This.

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Fuck yeah I love having a powerful gay orgasm while the hot chick I'm assfucking stares at me.

Blowjobs from the south mouth are great...

Lol, it's because we like the thought of you not enjoying it

ma nigga

You know what else is great?
Dubs.

Because it feels good and it's nice to change things up every now and then.
Plus, some women love it.

Gay people also kiss each other.
Does that mean that heterosexual people who kiss are closet queers?
Same could be said for oral sex, holding hands, etc.

>12 year old understanding of sexuality

>i fuck men in the ass
does that make me queer?

We all eat pussy, right?
If we do, then I guess we are all cock sucker's by proxy, and by OP`'s description, faggot also, so I may as well go balls deep in my girls asshole and pound away either way by this perception of a retard I'm gay.

If you're both dudes, then yes.

We're all fajjots on Sup Forums.

Why are supposedly straight men obsessed with oral sex? it's fucking disgusting. you're all fucking closet queers really aren't you? far better things to fuck that a stinky filthy mouth

Amen

>literally butthurt girl detected
>upset her vagina isn't prime currency like she was raised to believe
>and if she wants a free ride through life, she's going to have to take it in the ass

Fair's fair bitch.

Bc when doing a bitch in every possible way, youll find their assholes look a lot better stretched smoothly around your dick than hanging half open and wrinkly and discolored like an unraveling black hole.

It makes a bitch clean her ass out, which they otherwise won't do.

>ITT people try to claim that asshole sex (Where feces comes from) is just as dirty as vaginal or oral sex.

Child, please. Wanting to fuck women in the ass is the least of the reasons I am secretly gay.

Because pussy is generally loose as fuck. Generally the girl you're fucking has had her pussy destroyed by many guys before you ever put your dick in it. A girls asshole is more taboo, more personal, and generally women don't let guys wreck their assholes. Not to mention it's a tighter hole and when you look down at your cock in her ass you know it's a wonderful sight to behold. I'd take fucking a girl in the ass ANY day over fucking her pussy. Hell, I wish I could find a girl that prefers anal over vaginal. I'd marry that woman!

Fuck off, Craig.

>obsessed with ass sex
Man I fuck all types of ass, men and women, and I don't obsess over it all the time to the point where I make a post about it. Talking about closeted fags buddy, you wanna go to Pride next year?

id fuck nicely warmed up penaut butter sandwitch, does that make me gourman

by your definition, maybe if i fuck your manboobs and cum in your mouth and then berate you while you swallow, that would make me straight

>wanting to fuck women is gay!

Thanks op, you just reminded me, that I should go fishing really soon. Haven't been in a couple years probably.

when does anal sex become boring?

>says anal sex with opposite gender is gay

When she stops crying while you do it.

trips of truth.

>a hole tighter than her main hole
virgin detected

Yup, it's only tighter at the opening.

I hate anal, real anal sex smells bad and gets poo all over, very different from porn

But it's sooooo fucking tight bro.

But yeah, getting shit on your dick is gross when it happens.

Hell yes- I think you hit the nail in the ass there. Good form user.

Keep it up dude, plus I hope you concert everyone else.

More hot female asses for me to fuck while I play with dat pussay.

I've even seen gays holding hands!!! That's what I tell my girlfriend to GTFO me when she tries to hold my hand. I don't want to come across as being gay.
Jezz-christ!!!!

Proof?

back in my day we had a saying
>dont feed the trolls.

I do it so losers can judge me.

You know where you are, right? I once explained how Sup Forums works to my wife using three words:

>trolls trolling trolls

Good thing I've never seen a guy toss another guy's salad!

that's quite old

I like to fuck my gf in the ass
She is clean and it's hot.
I can't see problem here.

some just find it nasty and not in a good way. I just couldn't imagine it myself either.

Unlike men, it actually feels good to women.

tl:dr gay men are doin it wrong.

Fucked my girl in the ass last night, came in it too. Did it after fucking her pussy, we just like being dirty as fuck