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>What do you think about sucking your own dick?
>If you could would you?
>If you can do you?

1. There's a dude sucking your dick.
2. You've got a dude's dick in your mouth.

but you do you, little buddy

>there's a dude's hand jerking you off
wow, took all of 2 seconds to fuck your lame logic

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So jerking off is also gay?

1. A dude has his hand on your dick
2. You have your dick in a dudes hand

One is less gay than the other.
Is right.

ITT: Lonely teenage boys fantasize about swallowing cock.

never done it but it probably is like velveeta liquid gold

could suck like an inch when i was younger, can't anymore. would if I could since I haven't had sex in a year and jerking off isn't so great anymore

OH MY GOD YOU COLOSSAL CUM GARGLING QUEERS

Gay isn't a spectrum, it's two separate things, you tit.

I've done it before, was too painful on my back to get any pleasure from doing it.

I tried, nearly broke my ribs. i'm 6.2'' so it's not like i have a micropenis or anything.

it is a spectrum though

can do it. NO shame about it, but i dont go telling people. Could do it everyday if I wanted. I dont really get into it unless I want to spend a while watching porn and know I have nothing like work the next day.

If you're into sucking dicks, go ahead

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I can do it and i can tell you for a fact, that it's 95% sucking dick and 5% having your dick sucked.

I myself love it but still, not much of that fellatio-thing and a lot of that "why do i have a dick in my mouth" stuff.

when I was younger I could lick the tip and actually got the head in my mouth a couple times. Too old now though.

:(

if you arent trying too hard and are comfortable in that position it isn't like that.

it's too uncomfortable to even feel good.

Saying being gay is a spectrum is like saying being Vegetarian is a spectrum. You can be a picky gay, maybe have high gay standards, but you're still fucking gay, as gay as any other gay

so all gays are pedophiles?

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You aren't reading it right. I said you could be a picky gay, and still be gay. Because you're still fulfilling the requirement; Being attracted to men and not women. Being gay doesn't mean every gay wants to fuck every male, but a gay peado is still as gay as a law-abiding non-kid-fucking gay

only christians are pedos

I was able to when I was younger, not anymore.
wasn't fun at all.

>can
>have
Don't

Sucking your own cock is different than jerking your meat.

Jerking off = self service

Penile insertion = intercourse

Jerking off = ok

Intercourse with a man = gay

So if you jerked me off it wouldn't be gay?

the definition of intercourse is insertion into a vagina. come up with another word, jackass

Honestly, if men could suck their own dicks civilization would collapse. We would all just sit around blowing ourselves instead of. . .whatever the hell it is we are doing.

1. There's a dude jerking your dick.
2. You've got a dude's dick in your hand.

But you do you, little buddy

Fucking animesfurry pics :^)

I could when I was younger, hurts a bit. Got scared of AIDs and stuff so made myself stop.

Your hand is holding a dudes dick

does everyone just skip reading the other posts so they can feel witty?

So fingering your ass isn't gay either? Are u stupid?

it's pretty gay to a backwoods redneck who sees no problem with fucking his sister

Being gay implies liking your own gender, so technically no.

Fingering yourself is gay for all men

Being gay is being sexually attracted to males as a male. Not sticking your own finger up your own ass.

your faggot God put men's gspot in their ass.

ps, I don't finger my ass

>Spent three days slowly stretching until I could finally fit a decent amount in my mouth
>Amazing, penis feels soft and hard at same time, precum tastes sweet
>Start to get bored after 10 or so minutes, head also hurts from positioning
>Decide to blow load into my own mouth
>Feels cool first half through cumming
>Regretting it second half

It is cool. In the end it felt like a waste of time though.

Hes right.
Ps, i totally finger my ass

its 90% " i'm sucking dick " and 10% " I'm getting my dick sucked "

i actually was able to suck my own dick . and it was fun untill you tryed to get back into a notmal position of your spine then it hurt rally bad for a bit . dont eat your own cum , it dont taste gud and ju r gay.

me 2 is that gay ?

bootyhole

i have recurring dreams about sucking my own dick every single night. i think about it frequently during the day as well. i would give just about anything to do it. unfortunately ive researched and it will be near physically impossible for me. if anyone has tips/ tricks those would be very welcome

If you had a clone of yourself, would you 69 him?

I have before, but it's not all that fun because it hurts my lower back.
The easiest position for me was to do kind of a head stand, but only on my shoulders, and then bring my legs down over my head. OR to keep my legs straight and hold my hands under them, so my hands were clenched on the underside of my upper thighs.
I could get the full head in my mouth, but nothing more, and thats with an 8 inch penis, and good flexibility.
Cumming in your own mouth is weird because its so strange and simultaneously you lose interest as your horny feelings disappear. So then youre just there with cum in your mouth and on your lips like... oh great now I have to spit this out and clean my face. I would always be super horny due to not cumming for ages when Id do it too, so there would be heaps.
My girlfriend made me show her that I could do it once.

I dont care if people view that as gay, Im not worried about that label. I dont have any attraction to male people. I would possibly suck a cock... maybe, in the right situation. Maybe Ill suddenly fall for men if that happens. Who cares

A clone, no, but a copy of my current consciousness, yes.

One of the most difficult things about wanting to try sucking a cock is finding the right guy who would be at my level and not into guys generally,
AND,
I dont think I could be bothered with any cock smaller than mine.

I have a cock fetish from my high cock ego, from having a very big penis

Small penis is just... meh. There are only a few white guys in porn with big enough penises. Most black guys are too small even

I have managed to lick mine before, and it was good, in the mood to do it again now...

>What do you think about sucking your own dick?
its fun, but not as good as a real Bj from a chick.
also you do ALWAYS reget after you came in your own mouth

>If you can do you?

yes i do, but only occasionally

Yes i can, and i do it occaisionally, tho since im not as skinny as i used to be(because im a lazy degenerate) it usually takes a while to be able to work my way down to the base.

I can suck my own dick. I dont do it often because it hurts my neck but sometimes I'll nut in my mouth and spit for easier cleanup.

Should be hard to get that position

micropenis confirmed.