/nfl/ general - DIVISIONAL ROUND

JAX: Jags give GM Dave Caldwell 2-year extension
JAX: Jags tab Tom Coughlin as VP of Football Ops
WAS: Redskins interview Mike Pettine for DC job
IND:Colts take flier on CFL pass rusher Bazzie
JAX: Jags hire Doug Marrone as new head coach
NYG:Giants GM admits Eli Manning is in decline
PIT: Steelers place Porter on leave after arrest
GB: Pack not ruling out Jordy for Divisional Rd
PIT: Roethlisberger already out of walking boot
SEA: C.J. Prosise needs to get cleared for contact
KC: Chiefs' Houston, Ware back for Divisional Rd
MIA: 'Near certainty' Fins lock up Jarvis Landry

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FIRST for LOL FLORIDA

Steelers

first for stooled

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Post yfw AS11 throws for over 500 yards against distilled water

>Rodgers Super Bowl win came in a season where he didn't play the whole season, threw 11 INTs, only 28 TDs, with career low pass attempts, career low completions
>in Rodgers best season of his career he went 1 and done to a 9-7 Giants team at home as a #1 seed

The most surprising thing was he didn't say anything all that bad. That screech was so strange

so which team is gonna get fucked the hardest this offseason? Minnesota? LA? They don't have 1st rounders, they'd seem like the logical picks.

How many more seasons do you think the QBs have left
Eli?
Big Ben?
Brady?
Rodgers?
Rivers?

Keep in mind Rodgers, Rivers, and Eli were all drafted over 10 years ago Brady over 15.

>mfw ankle boot already off

Why Ben such a ham?

THE HOUSTON TEXANS

4
3
2
6
3

DELETE THIS

Eli: 40 years in Arena Football
Brady: 2
Ben: 3
Rodgers: 4
Rivers: literally moving to mexico

Eli?
3
Big Ben?
2-3 maybe
Brady?
When Goodell gives the Pats the death penalty... that or he gets a career ender in a few year.
Rodgers?
3-5
Rivers?
RIP

Hopefully next season they tell Suh to stop trying to be so soft and just fucking clobber people like he used to.

Eli 3~ years
Big Ben 4~
Brady 3/4
Rodgers 4+
Rivers 4~

Ben Eli and Rivers could all have 4-5 years left barring bad injuries. Ben almost guaranteed less because of his history. Rodgers still has awhile and who the fuck knows with Brody.

Pep Hamilton to Michigan

Wow..

brady will stop depending on his rings
i give him 2 more rings tops. at least 1

Will you be ready for the second coming, /nfl/?

>you literally cant google "Dallas Cuckboys" without google redirecting you to the "Dallas Cowboys"
>however google image results for "Dallas Cuckboys" comes up with pictures of naked women

Hmm....

Will he manage to surpass 2.85 next season lads?

Raiders get another playoff game when Carr is healthy right? They're going to the fucking owl boys.

>Brad Tatum @BradTatum 12m12 minutes ago
>#BREAKING: Dept. of Corrections: 51 inmates in a unit of Souza Baranowski Correctional Center refusing to be locked back in. State PD called, Correctional officers have safely been evacuated from affected unit at Souza Baranowski. #WBZ

>>>Brad Tatum @BradTatum 4m4 minutes ago
>>>>>Souza Baranowski is where Aaron Hernandez is being held

The absolute MADMAN

>Coughlin is back in Jax

REJOICE O YE DESPONDENT DUVAL DWELLERS
THY REDEMPTION IS NIGH

So glad Suh doesn't play for the Lions anymore. Despite all the good he did the headache was not worth it. Though I do miss him delivering cheap shots to Rodgers whenever he could.

kill it with fire

?

>causes a riot
>escapes
>hijacks a car and drives to Gillette
>BREAKING: Aaron Hernandez signed with Patriots

not with that pathetic defense lead by a bust

>Being happy that Marrone will be HC
>Wanting Coughlin to draft players
Oh boy brother, if you thought we were bad now...

>GB: Pack not ruling out Jordy for Divisional Rd
pls

>Aaron Hernandez, former patriots TE
>Rob Gronkowski, current patriots TE
>Aaron Hernandez is locked up in Souza Baranowski
>Gronkowski
>Baranowski
>owski

Makes you think... maybe there is something else we should all be informed about...

:')

Is there a team more cancerous to the world of NFL than the Seahawks? Their fans are trash, their head coach fucked over USC for the lulz, highlighter green is the worst gimmick, and they don't even own the "12th Man", a bunch of sheep fuckers in college station do.

My message for Packer fans

There is literally nothing wrong with fucking over USC.

>lead by a bust
DJ Hayden? He doesn't lead shit and is probably gone after this year.

and this is what people think is a good defense?

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>you forgot to add that Seattle is filled with Sjw hipsters

>fucked over USC
actually made that program relevant this century***

Steel beams my nigga

You're not wrong, but still a dick move

Is Aaron Hernandez a murderer?

Good. The American government was not set up to listen to the will of the people, nor should it. The uneducated and ignorant masses should have little say in anything. Our founding fathers were smart enough to know that democracy is one of the worst things to ever poison Western Civilization, and fortunately went with a republic instead.

Not even, just the truth. No Seahawks fan is a reasonable person. It's like dealing with fans of DA U but more obnoxious because they're all cucks

>Stafford growing stronger even while injured and proving he has guts and a will to win
>Decker and Glasgow got better over the season and will have experience now
>Quinn can actually go over what the team needs and make draft picks based on it
We aren't there but damnit if we make the playoffs again next year we might be on to something.

REJOICE
904 BABY
Do you think he'll get rid of Bortles?

G-go puckers...

Jags best years were under him pham.

A report came in said that we kept Marrone only because he believed in Bortles.
No

Just because someone can coach doesn't mean they can work well as a GM dipshit.

yes

No one cares, you faggot.

Probably a non football watcher talking, no, memeing about Mack.

>Gus's face when Jags hired Doug Marrone.

Try talking to someone over 30 then. Most of the younger fans may be obnoxious Wilson-era bandwagoners, but that's by no means the entire fanbase.

Caldwell's drafts have undeniably added many talented players though. It isn't like they brought in Coughlin just to scout talent.

NEW JEWLET VID
youtube.com/watch?v=KL1kty747_c

Coughlin has final say on decisions so that literally eliminates the only things hes good at.

Why would he be laughing as one of the losingest coaches in NFL history?

did he ever get his tendies?

>he's falling for the media building up Khalil bust

how much impact did he have on the biggest game of his career? literally nothing?

this is what the best defensive player from the 2014 draft class looks like

>be the only state besides NY or CA with more than two teams
>suck

Sorry bro.

He's laughing because so many people fell for the "hire a Seahawks defensive staff member as a coach" meme

Seriously I'm a fucking Seahawks fan and I don't know why they do this. The Seahawks approach is get a shit ton of defensive talent on the field and then have them do their thing.

Stop posting you tard.

this is a lot of butthurt in so few words

Well the Jags defense is actually pretty good. It's the offense that sucks a bag of cocks, despite all the talent it has.

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there are 2 teams that play in new Jersey
one team that plays in new York

sorry bro

>gnats """""""fans""""""" on suicide watch

This guy is elite

deport

Where's my Phin's bro's at? :(

died of hypothermia at Heinz field

Bama or Clemson?

>"hire a Seahawks defensive staff member as a coach" meme
working bretty gud for the falcons

Do you lads remember that user who said the Pack would smoke the overrated Giants?

It was me, just saying.

dude you're so awesome

>le aaron rodgers beating eli in lambeau memes
>theyve never faced a defense like the giants
>playoff eli is good I swear
>this was his year!!! meme magic autism memes!!

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hypothetically if gronk can do it, could he come back in the owl if they make it, or is he done?

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will lose against the Steelers

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Tyreek Hill (4.25 40, 1st rookie since 1965 to having a receiving, rushing, and return TD all in one game; #1 in the NFL in the beaten girlfriends/game stat)


>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are losing to the Steelers

The Chiefs divisional round win drought ends in 2016-17
You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

Killed themselves in shame.

LET HIM PLAY

>le clueless fish face

and memes

I'm a Texans fans but no it's Aaron Donald

Clowney didn't do much his first year and started coming alive his second. This year he's been lighting guys up.

Aaron Donald next to JJ watt since donalds rookie year.... I'd rather have that.

NEVAR STOP!!!!!!!!!!

I want Clowney to give Brady nightmares

Why won't they UNLEASH?

Tim Tebow has more playoffs wins than Matthew Stafford.

>jags letting us keep our dc
thanks bros i never doubted!!!

he didn't even give Jacoby a scratch

>Clowney didn't do much his first year
>an injured player who missed 15 1/2 games didn't do much
I wonder why

Tim Tebow has as many playoff wins as Matt Ryan.

>Cowfags quiet as fuck

The hour of your doom draws near, cucks.