Give me a good paradox to blow my mind

Give me a good paradox to blow my mind

This statement is false

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.9 = 1

Existence

I bet none of the retards here know why.

Would it be a paradox if we did?

1/3 = 0.3333333333333...

0.3333333333333...* 3 = 0.9999999999999....

0.999999999999... = 1

>1/3=0.333
>3*1/3=1
>3*0.33=0.999
>1=0.999

get rekt

It's much deeper than that, it involves some stuff you generally learn in Calc II

If pinocchio says "my nose will grow now"

If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the probability that the answer is correct? A) 25%, B) 50%, C) 25%, D) 60%

>he posts the simplified proof
>hurr ackshually its more complicated than that it involves calculus you wouldn't understand cause you're stupid and I'm smart

Piss off.

A
Just a guess

well, I know that it isnt a real paradox you try-hard

If you let potatoes consisting of 99% water dry so that they are 98% water, they lose 50% of their weight.

I know that, but simple is beautiful.

25% has a 50% chance of being right

I know this since years, but I get autistic about it everytime. It is like some closed loop in your brain, that you have go through a few times. Like some catchy music. I hate this shit.
MOAR

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Nigga you put the same answer twice, that doesn't count

My favorite one so far

Two Kids enter an empty room.
Few minutes later, three Kids leave the room.

How many Kids have to go back into the room so the room is empty?

Whoa what? If a kid goes in an empty room it is no longer empty

Sure it does. Because if 25% is the correct answer, then there is a 50% chance of selecting it. If 50% is the correct answer there is a 25% chance of selecting it.

Fucking hell, this is one of the best threads going on right now.

that's the whole reason why it's a paradox, "nigga"

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>i'm an autistic mathfag and that makes me better than everyone else
nope

lets say 0.9... is equal to k
if k=0.9...
then 10*k=9.9...
10k-k=9k=9.9...-0.9...
9k=9
divide all by 9 and you get
k=1
0.9...=1

0 kids have to go back, 1 kid was pregnant and gave birth in those few minutes

you dumb son of a bitch

In order to bring peace we must resort to violence

Recently deceased man, upon meeting god: "Hey god, can you create a stone so heavy, even you can't lift it?"
God: "Huh, you know, I dunno, let's find out."

Fun fact: The universe implodes for the same reason every time.

>gives birth in a few minutes
Not possible.

Obviously there is -1 kids in the room, sooner needs to enter to make the room empty.

Yo but that still doesn't count because you can't have the same answer twice. For a paradox it works, but for a real test question it just don't

>implying -1 kids is possible

inb4 banana

It is not like you choose the answer. It is randomly chosen. Just imagine it as a slot machine or some fucked up die

lol tell that to my ex

it's called an abortion normie

>Implying you would see this on a "real test"
please stay in school, you have a lot of work to do

WOW SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND

Someone I know recently made the argument that omnipotence includes the power to break logic

caшкa

>implying normie is offensive
an abortion makes the number of kids go from 1 to 0, not 1 to -1

2 neck beards infinitely teleporting behind each other

they just need to simultaneously teleport facing away from each other

Low quality bait my friend

can a set of all sets contain itself?

If time has been around since the beginning of time itself, who invented time?

not sure if meta bait.

Yes

God

Pinochio says "my nose will lengthen"

Almost. 0.9r = 1

1/3 is not equal to 0.333. the 3 just continue . it i called a period i think . theire are infinitly many 3's after the 0. .

This is not a paradox, it's just all the answers are wrong. It's basically equivalent to:

What is 4+4?
A) 4
B) 9
C) 20
D) 40

the post below me is a lie

No fucking shit.

A lawyer promises to pay his teacher once he wins his first court case. The teacher becomes impatient and sues the student for payment.

The midwife put the duration of labour of our second child as '8 minutes' (tiny babies not big vag)

>10*.9=9.9

If ten up and two down is eight up,
Then how is ass up and dicked down fucked up?

At the range you are shooting from you don't need a paradox, full bore will blow your mind

>not big vag
Sure buddy

The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.
All I know is that I know nothing.

I've heard that from church goers too. Basically "By the glory of the Lord!!!"

well, of course. it has to

kek

The paradox is about a set that contains all sets that do not contain themselves.