America is the greatest country on Earth

>America is the greatest country on Earth

Why?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, just wait one fucking second... why the fuck don't we have 7,501 nuclear weapons??

You live in the United States of America, you tell me, genius.

m8 those are just the ones we let people know about. we have over a hundred superpowered thermunuclear devices on subs, carriers, and airplanes circling around/over every major city every single day

freedom

They need more for it to be a fair fight.

They can't aim; too much vodka I reckon.

It's not.

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Free market and liberty.

>first to walk on the moon
>freedom
>back to back world war champs

That's enough right there

Liberated Europe during WWII and put a man on the moon.

It won't be anymore if Trump gets elected.

Because of the values we pretend to have.

WE WUZ ASTRONUTS N SHIET

You could never do it again now.

First amendment

>liberated

Maybe we do it all the time and just don't clue in the riff raff.

The current status of Western Europe is our own fault.
We shouldn't have torn down that wall in Berlin.

There isn't a reason anymore to go back to the moon. The only reason the Americans went back a few more times was to set up equipment and collect some more moon rocks.

>tfw Germans were better off under the GDR

feels bad man

Yeah, nah, you're all cunts.

hmmmmph, thought there would be more asians

whites truly are master class

they're technically still under DDR controll.
Merkel came from East Germany.

Someone please invade.

No nukes.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Those pictures were weird, Merkel all dressed up with her soviet comrades.

What exactly do you mean by "Liberty"?

We have clean circumcised dicks

>circumcised

oy vey

>circumcised
Good goy

How about we see your joke of a country do it even once and then talk shit.

Thanks for this.
Russia greatest country!

> America
> Country

It is so we can let the Yanks continue to THINK they are the greatest, because they get so depressed and grumpy if they hear the truth.
(Spoiled children, what can you do?)

then who's the greatest country?

China is the greatest country. It is both large and has tons of people, and most of them aren't niggers and spics.

Are those the only metrics involved?

They're also soulless monsters with no compassion for their fellow man.

and they deface ancient artifacts and shit in fountains

To be honest, senpai, they still can pull off quite impressive stuff, like those recent consecutive successful landings of rockets done by the african iron man's megacorp. That said, it was probably first generation Indian immigrants that chanted "USA USA" back then in their mission control center.

SUPER DUPER POWERED THERMONUCKLERINO DIVCIERONOS? ???

Actually German scientists did that

Ed Plerebus Unum. From many, one. We are the Borg of this era, we assimilate and conquer. We take from cultures and nations what is useful and discard the remainder. We hoard resources, our only threat in generations is the rise of the regressive left in academia brainwashing our children to hate themselves.