Sopranos thread

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season 1
2
3
6
5
4 soap opera tier filler


best episodes are "collage"

and

"pine barrens"

kek tony laughing at bobby's full deer hunter regalia gets me every time. kek

What a lovely sho

>its a carmela and furio episode

Did Tony want Jackie jR Dead? Seems that way, but he told Ritchie to give him a pass after they shot up the card game.

Ritchie did, but it was Ralph's crew that popped him. I don't think Tony gave much of a shit either way as long as he stayed away from Meadow, and she already found out he fucked whores anyway

>its a ralphie coke rampage episode.

Richie should've been on longer

ARTIE is the best character.

it was only a cry for help.

paulie and chris were dicks for not tipping

Join the Club is my favourite episode. pls no bully.

>trusts newly hired hostess's brother with 50gs
>doesn't even fuck him up

Yeah nah he's a dumbass

SOPRANOS THREAD? OVAH HEEA

hohh, Prince of Rogaine!

fantastic line

>it's a filler episode but it's also a Paulie episode

My favorite episode is when paulie and chris get stuck in the woods, I laugh and cry every time

>All these newfags trying their best to meme classic television

Is New Jersey really like that?

exclusive rights.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GUY WAS AN INTERIOR DECORATOR

His house looked like shit.

>collage

Of course he did.

>Tells Ralphie he wants to give the kid a pass WHILE giving him back the gun Ralphie gave to the kid
>With their history

OH MY. WHAT CAN IT MEAN?

Yeah. Tony and Ralph both knew it had to be done. They just liked Jackie Sr and wanted the other one to take responsibility for killing his son.

"his son". A parasite.

Yeah, and it was sort of a test for Ralph. "What am I telling you this for? You're a captain!" Constantly that season from Tony

CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOO

To the victor come the loyleties!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>It's a Tony breathes heavily episode

WHADS DA MATTAH WIDH YOU

>it's a Chris goes to Italy and misses the whole trip becuase of drugs episode
>It's a Chris goes to Tony mums funeral and show him self up on drugs episode
>It's a Chris gets his car robbed because he's buying cheap drugs episode
>It's a Chris starts crying because Tony made a little joke about his nose episode because he's relapsed on drugs episode
>It's a Chris blows his chances with a famous film director because he's waves a gun at him on drugs episode
>It's a Chris sits on Adrianna's dog and kills it on drugs episode

>It's a sexual tension builds between Carmela and the painter episode
>It's a sexual tension builds between Carmela and the priest episode
>It's a sexual tension builds between Carmela and Furious episode
>It's a sexual tension builds between Carmela and the teacher episode

>it's a tension builds between Tony and Ralphie episode
>it's a tension builds between Tony and Junior episode
>it's a tension builds between Tony and Richie episode
>it's a tension builds between Tony and Feech episode
>it's a tension builds between Tony and New York episode

>it's a Tony bangs his qt russian goomar episode
>it's a Tony bangs his realtor episode
>it's a Tony bangs his mercedes dealer episode
>it's a Tony bangs Junior's nurse episode
>it's a Tony bangs Ralph's girlfriend episode
>it's a Tony get a bj from Chris's girlfriend episode

me on the chair

>it's a Tony get a bj from Chris's girlfriend episode
but this was never an episode desu

>It's a Tony wants to bang an illusion episode

but it was...you didn't hear? he blew his load all over the windhsield

I'm into The Sopranos. I'm on season 5 now. I just saw Junior have his oldtimers episode and almost got laid by a toothless nignog.
;_; i miss Ralphie

Chrissy could have been saved. It really was Kennedy and Heidi's fault. What kind of american SUV can't roll down a hill?

This is the kind of "poetry" that people shit all over Breaking Bad for doing.

Explain to me Tony = Bear thing, and Adriana and Christopher = kitty cat. And capicola + grilling = panic attacks (but not all the time, just when convenient to the plot)

Do you have an example of a pottery Breaking Bad did? I didn't think they actually did shit, I thought it was people reading way too into it.

why was carmela so triggered about billy budd being a gay book?

She's not a feminist either. She's some kinda crazy person. Who the fuck doesn't want equal rights for women, or think gay literature should exist?
>well maybe HE'S gay
damn carm you need more wine

He was a junkie that was going to die anyway. At least this way no more people got hurt because of him

What happened to the Russian in the woods???

>he didn't see the point of view from the russian in the tree
he just hid out for 10 minutes and then got down and went home.

>season 4
>the best season
>soap opera tier filler
>best episodes are "collage" and "pine barrens"
>"collage"

get out. The best episode is either Whitecaps or the Test Dream. Pine Barrens is entry level Sopranos, College too, in that these are episodes you show someone when you want them to get hooked on Sopranos. Especially Pine Barrens.

he was a shapeshifter who killed Chrissy and assumed his form for the rest of the series

why do people like the Test Dream? Is it for the last 15 minutes of some stupid prophetic dream?
white caps is soap opera tier filler drama.

best episode is Second Opinion

>it's a tension builds between Tony and Ralphie episode
>it's a tension builds between Tony and Richie episode
>it's a tension builds between Tony and New York episode
>it's a tension builds between Tony and Junior episode

but these are the best episodes

The "pottery" in Breaking Bad is either extremely shit tier, or it beats you over the fucking head.

Bruh, he died in the woods. Else, the russians would not have been pleased, at all.

House Arrest is an elder gabagool tier episode. Especially

>dat ending

>whitecaps is soap opera filler tier drama

oh boy are you stupid

>Not a cunt like everyone else
>Treat wife with respect unlike everyone else and she dies
>Get stuck with Janice
>Get shot
Bobby had a hard life

>who the fuck doesn't want equal rights for women?

*raises paw*

>You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

Best char coming through.

5 is the best season though. It's got all the good mafia shit

He was unbearable after S4

She was just on the rag because Furio left

The little shit was as fucked up as Ralphie or Richie.

>Qu'est-ce que c'est, man?

nope

What happened to the guy who played Tony Soprano's career? I thought he had potential even as a chazz palminteri hollywood token guinea type.

>a chazz palminteri hollywood token guinea type.

End yourself.

I still miss him. ;_;

This one seriously fucked with me

How could they get so trippy in the first season?

Say two negative things about the sopranos

He went on to do a Nickelodeon kids movie as something like "Joey Eggs". Paulie, Chrissy and Bobby were in it too.

Tony was a sociopath. He made lot of good people suffer.

It ended.
Season 3 could've been much better if Livia didn't die

Check those which apply to Tony and don't be a Charmaine about it

They killed off the tw of the best characters to soon.

Believe it or not I wanted more AJ, it feels like we never really explore his character that much and just get the surface shit

>it's a Chris goes to Italy and misses the whole trip becuase of drugs episode

Best episode.

senile junior was a shit way to go
still think the ending was a cop out

3 is so good. It gave us Jackie Jr being a retard, the best Furio scene, Carmela being told, Ralphie beating a hoowurse. The Livia drama was over with, she spent all of season 2 just trying to annoy Janice

>you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it

Holy fuck, I crossed them all.

>That funeral scene where Junior takes the piss

>He was so stupid. Almost drowned in a 3 inches poodle
>Oh, at the penguin zoo

Currently rewatching, on S5. My god every seen with Janice is a shit scene. Why is she the worst character in the show?

1.gabagool was the bad guy all along and causing tonys problems
>Really chase
2.need more of meadows room mate. Fuck chases ugly daughter
2

Because she is a fucking bitch

>Big russian slaps her lightly, ONCE, because she stole Svetlana's leg
>Goes to the hospital and acts like they broke two-three of her ribs, her wrist etc.
>Weeks later still act like her wrist hurts

What a cunt.

She's to good and normal.only netural good character on the show

Was it ever said t hat Adriana really did blow Tony or was it just implied, and they bullshitted chris

She didn't but you just know as would have

Vito fag.

Anyone defends that storyline it's just your opinion but honestly I can't stand that shit. Phil did the right thing and only funny shit I got out of it was turd doesn't fall far from the fags asshole and Vito jr stepping in shit when he should have picked it up and threw it to establish dominance.

Would have been a perfect Donnie Brasco reference because he likes animals.

I miss Chrissy...

Bump

Janice is more likable than Meadow personality wise because she can take a joke and isn't always trying to white knight.

>Steals Greta Garbo's leg
>Beats up soccer mom for no reason
>Wannabe dot head

vs

>Oh no dad treated my moolie boyfriend badly
>Oppression of culture yadda yadda

I honestly barely remember Meadow as a character where as Janice has self deprecating humor and in general is funny to watch her get shat on.

The way Chris died was bullshit

>A spin off staring Chris and Adrianna in 20 years would have been goat

It's weird you know? Notre Dame has a cathedral and a football team.

>its a Legatus Antony Soprano fucks Analisa of the house Zucco on the veranda of her palatial villa episode

>the final arc for Chrissy wasn't him betraying Tony and cutting a deal with New York, having him whacked and taking over North Jersey

>VITO WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

Tony B and the ER doctor debunk the myth. Adriana was not blowing Tony but they were gonna fuck that night.

she wanted to

>It's a Pussy in the mirror episode.
That fucked with me more than it should have.

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC FUCKING QWEEHS

>It's a Chris sits on Adrianna's dog and kills it on drugs episode

He whacked that dog because he knew the dog was planning on whacking her.

They literally show the car ride, and it doesn't happen. Rewatch, and put your fucking phone away this time.

>Shame on the house of Leotardo for such barbarity. SHAME!

>It's an Adrianna becomes friend with some nobody who turns out to be a cop
>Because she is dumb as fuck