Why did George Lucas hate smokers so much?

Why did George Lucas hate smokers so much?

Because smoking is degenerate and drug dealers are even worse

Everybody hates smokers.

>Sleazebaggano

>Sleazebaggano

Is this still canon?

>Sleazebaggano

>Sio Bibble

Oh sorry, wrong thread..

Everyone does, they're subhuman filth.

It appears your communications with your brain have been disrupted

>Elan Sleazebaggano

SHIELD GENERATOR HAS BEEN HIT.

>Sleazebag
>-aggano

what did the last part mean

Wasn't Star Wars-y enough

Imagine being the kid on Christmas morning who opened up a present under his tree to find he got fucking Elan Sleazebaggano

Because he wasn't making any money off their misery and suffering, unlike the prequels.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sleazebaggeno the breathless?

>Sleazebaggano

Smooth, isn't it?

>Sleazebaggano

Oh George.

Smokers are scum, just like aussies, they just pretend everybody doesn't hate them.

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What kind of a fucking dealer calls his drugs ''death sticks''? That's so fucking retarded. What were you thinking George?

>Elan Sleazebaggano, the deathsticks dealer

I distinctly remember the AotC guidebook that I bought when the movie came out calling him Elan Sel'sebaggano

Sel'sebaggano is in the Balosar language, Sleazebaggano is the translation

Deepest lore

They stink and spread noxious gas around them

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What is that large prop he comes with? His home (he lives in a capsule hotel I guess?) where he rethinks his life?

it's his coffin so you can lay him to rest once the cancer reaches his liver

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I think that's a part of a bar table.

Each figure had a part of a a larger prop with it.

They did that with all the figures from the Cantina and the Sepratist council

why is Lucas such a genius when it comes to selling shit to dumb children?

Does he come with an alcoholic drink and cigarettes?

because he thinks like one

how do you pronounce Sleazebaggano?

Like Kit Fisto, but silent

b-r-y-a-n
s-i-n-g-e-r

such a subtle, clever name for that character, bravo lucas

I think think this is retarded remember the EU has Luuke and Luuuke.

>Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center

>fucking Luuuuke

jesus christ i miss the EU

>Sleazebaggano

holy fuck

Remember when they were making Force Unleashed and asked Lucas for some names for Vader's apprentice and he came up with ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ He wasn't kidding, he was serious. DARTH FUCKIN ICKY.

Elanthony Sleazebaggtano

Starkiller isnt any better

>Darth Icky

holy fuck every time

Sup Forums go home

It's a little better.

>Sleazebaggano
Oh, George

Is George Lucas legit the worst writer ever in history? Everything from dialogue, to names, to overall story. Just cringe from top to bottom.

get fucked dickhead

>Sleazebaggano
gets me every fucking time
jesus christ, lucas

aren't jedi supposed to be neutral or some shit
why is this obi one fucker using mindtricks to impose his own set of moralities onto someone he doesn't even know or in what situation his life is?

He's a child worth 4 billion dollars then.

because obi is a judgmental cunt and the jedi is an order of old red pilled virgins

ITT: newfags

hola reddito

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jesus christ, did every throwaway character get an action figure?

>Sleazebaggano

>Sleazebaggano
>Throw away

yeah, right
he's one of the most important figures in star wars canon

Isn't the death star of TFA named after him?

Luke's original name was Luke Starkiller

nothing wrong with smoking it's a personal freedom and choice

good day redditors

Wasn't Starkiller an established character before that