I'M MIKE WOLFE

I'M MIKE WOLFE

WE'LL BUY ANYTHING WE THINK WE CAN MAKE A BUCK ON

this guy is such a dick

plus, so in love with Americana, drives a fucking Mercedes truck

kill with cleansing fire

RUSTY HANDLEBARS FROM A GENERIC PEDDLE BIKE MADE IN THE SEVENTIES? PEOPLE WILL LOSE THEIR MINDS OVER THIS, I GOTTA HAVE IT!

And I helped ruin the History Channel. Right along with Alien Boy, Mr. The Best I Can Do Is and all the other reality show fucks.

This is actually a decent program for us bongs. The items and setting are pretty comfy tbqhwy

>mfw watching this on Dave right now with some cookies and milk

I'm watching it dave javu lel. How weird looking are those twins.

HE'S NOT TAKING $20 FOR THE 1958 WILLIAMS PINBALL MACHINE BUT I'VE HAD MY EYE ON A 1920S STANDARD OIL SIGN. IT'S TIME FOR BUNDLEMANIA.

25 BUCKS FOR THE TWO.

kek

I think they're figments of Frank's imagination. I refuse to believe anyone that autistic exists, I mean the one permanently lives in a minivan in a building.

Mike is a movie star and straight up cunt to everyone behind the camera, Frank doesn't like the camera and telling everyone what they buy and how much they sell it for. It's a wonder why this show is still on the air.

I want to see this dude blowin' Frank.

do you think they're friends irl? or are they another mythbusters scenario?

They're gay lovers, fàm.

>new series of American Pickers
>HI I'M MIKE WOLF-WVOVWVOVWVOVWVOV as Frank starts brutally fucking his mouth
>half the episode is Frank picking pieces of shit out of his urethra
>we have truly become American Pickers

>its a Frank can't make a deal-ee-o to save his life episode and resorts to making bids on old beanie babies covered in mildew

>WOW LOOK FRANK, ITS A RUSTY BOLT FROM THE EXHAUST MANIFOLD OF A 1922 PANHARD FLATBRIM WEDGE CRANK!! SOMEONES GONNA BE JUST DYING TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS. I GOTTA HAVE IT.

>I'M THINKING, FIVE DOLLARS FOR THE BOLT IF YOU THROW IN THAT OLD SHOELACE

>DEAL

RUSTY BOLT:
PAID $5
SOLD $650

I'M HUGH MUGUS

friend of mine was at a gay bar in Chicago and said this guy was there

said he liked to have other guys pee in his mouth
spent the night in the bathroom and like 26 guys peed on him

MY KID COULDA GOT KILLED

>tfw from Detroit
>was on an episode and met this guy

One of the few good feels I have left

holy kek

Why do so many Jews have wolf names?

AND I'M FRANK FRITZ

AND WE'RE SNICKERS

WHY IS FRANK SO BASED?

>Just two totally straight dudes who hang out 24/7 as they drive across the country antiquing together

nothing gay about that

AND WITH MY SON BIG HOSS