I have such a massive creampie/impregnation fetish. It's almost all I fap to anymore...

I have such a massive creampie/impregnation fetish. It's almost all I fap to anymore, and I pretty one day I'm gonna slip up a just go knocking up every girl in a 300 mile radius. Wat do?

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Once word to help you from slipping up:
Herpes

Make sure the paperwork is in order

I guess we're under the assumption that the girls aren't going to be keeping those kids, which is why STDs would be the more lasting issue?

Ooh! Sauce?

What are you going to do? Accidentally go in their homes at night with a turkey baster?

I mean I don't see how you can "slip up" and on something like this. I mean, the other party would likely be aware and put an end to it.

Absolute Submission.
Not enough males being born so each one is tasked with knocking up anyone anywhere he chooses

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Sounds up my alley, thanks.

Vasectomy

Whats the point of getting a girl pregnant if it's not with my dick? I'm absolutely certain I'm not that obsessed. I just want it to be a happy accident, y'know the sex is so good that both parties sort of throw caution to the wind and it ends up with the girl getting knocked up.

But then I wouldn't be able to get girls pregnant, that's kinda my thing man.

If you're just dumpin' and running', what does it matter? Besides, even with vasectomy, there's still a chance

And you're going to "slip up" and do this with roughly 10,000 women, some of whom are married or otherwise unavailable? Will you include the sick and elderly in this mission?

Get a sterile gf dude.

Is that true with the vasectomy thing? Because I heard that was supposed to be a safer more sure thing than getting her tubes tied?

YES

This sounds more like a dystopian rather than utopian future.

And the premise doesn't make much sense.

Yes. Castration is the only 100% safe way.

Vasectomy =/= castration

I don't think you understand, I want to get them pregnant. It's not just about hitting it raw, then I'd just pull out or find a clean girl who likes anal.

I know that.

I think that this is a good point to mention I don't really want to get my dick chopped off if that's okay.

>looking for plot in porn

I don't think porn needs to be fucking Shakespeare, but it can get a little boring with absolutely no set-up. I mean, not even as something as simple as a plumber or a pizza-guy ending up with the housewife, c'mon user live a little every now and then.

Alright, either I need a more concise search for "Absolute Submission" or you lied to me user. Cause this kinda looks like NTR, and NTR is no good negrah.

Aint it obvious OP?

Knock some bitches up.

Sure thing user-Sama, any advice?

I've crempied my wife and other women for as long as I can remember.

Because:

A) I can.

B) I actually don't give a fuck if someone gets pregnant.

C) Most of the time modern women are "on a pill" (aka can't get preggo because they eat pills to prevent it).

D) I know my sperm works because I have donated some.

E) In my country you don't have to feed your bastard offspring or give them money.

>"Absolute Submission"
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Seriously, what country you come from user? Cuz we can't quite get away with that shit in the US. Many a man's bank accounts have fallen before the throes of gold digging THOTs and the horrid power of Child Support payments.

>and I pretty one day I'm gonna slip up a just go knocking up every girl in a 300 mile radius.

>implying any girl will even let you get near them, let alone touch them, let alone fuck them, let alone creampie them

top kek

You and me both user.

Yep, glad we're on the same page

Y'know user, you'd be pretty amazed what a personality could do to help you with woman if you actually had one.

Condoms won't even save you from herpes, man.

Man this thread is basically spitting on everything I learned in health class. So is the only winning move not to play? If there really are no ways of safely dealing with girls with STDs do you just need to be careful of who you stick it in, keep an eye for anything while you pretend to give her cunnilingus?

Use a sex doll and impregnate it

Replaced 'knocking up' with 'violently murdering by assault rifle' and I think we have a more accurate picture

Only if it involves Muslims.But it'd probably be kinda hot to knock up sum bitch in a Hijab, y'know purify the gene pool. I mean, it'd either be me or her father.

I dunno dude, last time someone tried that things got a little...messy...

not that you would know

post creampies

>keep an eye for anything while you pretend to give her cunnilingus
>Getting that shit in your fucking mouth where is even more visible

Same here my dude. It isn't a fetish though, literally sex with the purpose of procreation is the purest way to do it.

I believe the keyword was "pretend".

Holy that dude's dick looks like it gonna explode, source?

Sup Forums.org

You can't actually pretend that without her noticing... or him since you all guys seem huge faggots.

www tumblr com/video/luvcreampie/151582278727/500/
Actually since people are starting to post porn now, does anybody know where I can get the rest of this? I can tell it's from some clips4sale studio called PrimalFetish/TaboobyPrimal but I can't seem to narrow it down or find the whole thing.

What is there some kind of pulsing dick vein thread I missed out on or something?

sometimes

Sweet, can there be more? And have followed by the dick pulling out and tons of jizz spilling out of the pussy?

can't find any others that are

Post links or direct me to where you found any that you remember?

found them all on various Sup Forums threads. check out the creampie threads on /gif/

Me too OP. All I do is cum inside girls

It's feel so good and it's hot as fuck. Last girl I nutted in asked me where I cummed and I said inside and she said that makes me so fucking horny and wrapped her legs tight around me

Came inside her twice and came on her ass the 3rd time that night

Gonna see her again because the sex was so intense

Yoooo, there are just creampie gif thread going? Fuck this thread, later guys.

Post pics and her phone number.

how did you get her to want you so bad?

Why does this turn me on?

i really want to encode a woman with my traits through ejactulation any tips guys? (never had a gf)

i know right they are so cute i want them in my mouth for some reason, no homo

because you're a faggot

its like the damn pet tarantula uve had for 7 years, i mean u cant ditch it so u gotta live with it. i mean i have hundreds of millions of these agile, squirming insectoids swimming in my vulnerable testicles right now, it may be freaky as shit if they were suddenly life size and aggressivel attacking me like a womans egg, but you gotta learn to love em maybe thats why.

Because its the most potent and natural expression of sex. Physical stimulation is side-effect, this is it's purpose pure and undiluted. Filling a poor unsuspecting girl with seed changes her life forever. She's no longer just some woman, she's yours now and there's better proof than that baby bump growing at her waist. Might as well be big ass sign saying "user hit that".

yeah i suppose i would never tell my wife/gf if i ever get one about how potent my gelatinous ejaculate truly is when it is slightly magnified like in that gif. It may scare her and make oral sex forever unappetizing while my handsome and delectable seed goes unappreciated in her oral venue.

the numerous and agile fighters hunderds of millions fold traversing and claiming her warm inviting membranes is truly what makes her more than just a pissing ground to a man, but a woman in that she invited this upon herself. from the rubble of the millions of corpses will rise the few sons and daughters fit enough to call you daddy, with your woman standing compactly at your side until that bitch divorces you... THAT, my friends, is the connection we feel to our semen.

Supreme bump. I need webm's and pics stat.

Amen

wow i feel like i have have truly found allah i never would have thought I would have met a fellow muslim JUST like me in a guy like you... we should start having anal sex now

No pussy, no go bro.

heres my card we should blow each other sometime

switch to a preggers fetish
you can't knock up what's already knocked up

pic related

imagine pulling out then blowing your load all over her swollen pregnant belly
then watching her smear it all over till it glistens

But the knocking up is the fun part...

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Or, you can be the one that got her pregnant and do both?

YES

Vaginal Creampies are a waste of cum.You either bust that nut all over her face/mouth or make a nice glazed donut out of her asshole.

jim carry is looking old these days

yep. never cum in the only orifice that separates men from women. faggot.

What makes anal/oral creampies less of a waste of cum then vaginal? Vaginal creampies are the entire point of sex! You can't waste jizz using it for its intended purpose.

I love when they say "dont cum inside me" and you do and then the yell at you and get all mad. So hot

I have unprotected sex with my girlfriend and cum inside of her 3 times a day. Been doing so for 4 years now. Her pussy is starting to stink. I make her go without showering or bathing for 4 days at a time. I also don't let her clean out her pussy. I wonder what it'd taste like now I sniff it once and a while but I won't eat her out.

Creampie Surprise is the shit, I just wished the guys in those videos blew bigger loads. I need that shit spilling out like a thick river of seed just to emphasize how fucked they are.

This is commonly referred to as the three day clam bake. In your case the four day clam bake

That sounds kinda abusive, is that how you prevent pregnancy?

I imagine you will never have to worry about that.

A real mans fetish.

is your girlfriend, by any chance, a doll?

Don't get me wrong user, I love to pound the good ol' V. I just don't really find pleasure into cuming there.

I hate the idea of having children. Maybe plays a good part on what I'm saying.

Ah I see, make sure to give her a load in her mouth for me user!

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