Craigslist/backpage/Tinder/POF stories

Craigslist/backpage/Tinder/POF stories.

Ever pay for massages with happy endings?

Ever pay for sex?

Also, my real reason for this thread is to ask:

Can someone explain to me why prostitution is illegal?

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Government can't tax a thot

Too much competition with the JB.

it was perfectly legal 500 years ago. until Martin Luther starting shooting his mouth off. even Rome was cool with it. in fact, seeing prostitutes and having affairs was preferred to divorce back then.

in short, if it has to do with people fucking without procreation, the church will try to convince politicians to squash it.

yes to happy endings.

i get massages frequently, and some of the happy ending gals are actually quite competent, plus I get a little extra at the end.

unfortunatly, some girls are VERY not competent at legit massages, and I have to spend twice to correct the mistake!

Is it just a handjob or blowjob? Those are boring.

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>735737711
def a sting operation sounds way too fake.

she's not asking for money though

just a handjob. there is a girl I go to that gives incredible handjobs tho. never asked for sex, but she is a super hottie

I don't have any stories for those since I'm too much of a chickenshit pussy to go through with any of that shit because I'm afraid it might be someone I know.

I do have stories from back in the day though.

>be me
>thirsty faggot like everyone else
>always be in AIM chatrooms
>would get tons of girls because I was a tryhard funny faggot that would always crack jokes and roast people in the group chat
>meet this one girl from Brooklyn
>black chick but GORGEOUS AS FUCK
>exchange pics with her
>agree to hang out with me
>next day after school I hop on the 4 train and ride all the way to brooklyn
>OMG I can't wait to see you you're still coming right
>please hurry up and come I can't wait to see you babe last stop
>doors open
>right as I'm about to get off see about 5-7 niggas with baseball bats
>stick one foot out and do a military ABOUT FACE and walk right back onto the train
>sit in the seat that's all the way in the corner
>after about 20 minutes train starts up
>hour later get a AIM message from her
>I guess you got lucky huh
>blocked the living fuck out her

I'm not even sure she was even a chick now that I think about it, it was so easy to fucking catfish people back in the days. I got more stories from the AIM days if anyone wants to hear them.

It depends. Going to a legit massage therapist and asking for a hj/bj can end up in you embarrassing yourself. You simply have to look around, some places offer hj or bj, some will massage you naked and let you touch a bit, and others might even just end up having sex with you.

It's all about finding the right parlors, and sending the right nonverbal signals, or sometimes just straight up ask. One time I finished a regular massage and asked her (Chinese with only okay English) as I was leaving if she offers "special massages", her face lit up and said Yes, and to just ask next time

I've paid for both, sometimes I regret and sometimes it's the best sex I've ever had.

Worst escort:
>was at least 50lbs overweight than her picture
>180 for an hour, got two
>"I don't do head"
>let me eat her ass
>"i don't like to ride or do doggy style"
>literally only in missionary
>starfish the whole time
>took an hour to cum
>said she doesn't do more than one "release"
>refused to give money back
>took money back anyway

Best escort:
>10/10 looking girl
>was having a one day special
>got an overnight with her for 500
>showed up
>agreed to half now half when job is done
>brought all sorts of lingere and toys
>did head, anal and creampie
>did have to show I was clear for STD to go raw
>kissed passionately
>rode me like a horse
>made her breakfast and stayed till noon because I was so nice to her

It was probably the only time where I had thought I fell in love with an escort but then again, she was probably very good at her job

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>Government can't tax a thot
this, this is my motto now

This is correct.
Best? Strip club worker Latina fucker her for 2 hrs.

Worst? Probably hot black chick bj that lasted like 3 minutes but I asked to come again and she agreed. Nice. She was hot too. I should have ponied up the cash but was poorfag....

Why is prostitution illegal? Because wives would get pissed off.

Ok, here goes

>find pic related on website
>pretty cheap, looks okay, why the fuck not
>my first time with a hooker
>turn up at her address, it seems to be boarded up
>I phone here, says she's coming down
>feeling conspicuous as fuck in busy London street
>some girl on the corner seems to wave at me
>has dark hair and pale skin, which is all I remember from picture
>I go over and talk to her
>she looks at me werid, "do I know you?"
>she wasn't waving at me
>go back to boarded up door
>pic related finally shows up

>opens door in just a t-shirt
>I follow her upstairs staring at a peachy ass
>Insanely nervous for some reason
>She's WAY more petite than the photo suggests, also cute as fuck
>strong 8/10
>she's Romanian, with strong accent
>says she's 18, looks pretty young in person
>gives average blowjob
>I fuck her on the bed, surprisingly tight
>she didn't have many reviews online, so I assume quite new
>pull her legs up to really get deep
>kiss her little feet for a while
>she looks pretty disinterested and sulky
>luckily, this is a major turn-on of mine
>feels like I'm abusing her petite body
>pin her hips, which feel super-small
>bust an amazing load

>walk into London street and into tube station
>steaming hot and sweaty as fuck, with a smile on my face

>me
> 26 years old, unfortunatly a half arabian and half german livin in germany. I think that this information is important because getting a girl who is not sex addicited is very hard. most of the time they only want to get fucked by me. Real Love is really hard to find, but i don't have a problem with that at all. not yet.

Trying out Tinder for the first time.
>wiping to the right until it doesn't work anymore. just the normal thing u do u know. it increases the odds to fuck...you can decide to denie her after managing to get a date anway. see it as practice.

> Luckily gettin a 19 yo girl who comes from france, studying here for 2 months yet. Very polite, not really shy but she doesn't looked like experienced.

>So we met at a pub i was working for.
>I'm the Bouncer there, so im able to get free drinks. After a few drinks she told me that she never tried out "Tinder" but like her first date. She apparently means me.
>

more?

Yes they can.
And they do.
Prostitution is legal in my state....

Viva Las Vegas!!

why are people experiencing things like this in the world, and i'm sitting here everyday in front of my computer losing at every fucking thing?

p.s.
there are BILLIONS of females in the world and I can't get even fucking ONE...

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then fucking stop sitting in front of your computer. go outside and start talking 3 months everyday... in a big city... you will manage to talk easier to women and with some practice you will get enough girls..

remember, women are subhumans, very stupid, easy to manipulate... get a grip and get a part of the cake.

thank you

Or just tell a hooker exactly what you want and pay her to do it.

I'm currently considering a visit to pic related, who is 21 but specialises in 'age play'.

it would be rad to nail a 21 year old.

Not legal in vegas

fucking prostitutes is so pointless, just get a sex doll if you're that inept with women, so much less pathetic.

But a 21yo sucking a dummy and acting young? HNNNG.

What's pathetic about recognising the service you require and paying somebody to do it.

I'm actually married, so not inept with women. But you need variety after years of banging the same woman.

I was 19 and had a GF. was getting serious than i found out she was cheating with another guy. i looked online as said to myself "iv never fucked a tranny".

found one lives nearby. called her up and said i wanted to hang out at 4pm. she said she was available. took my shower shaved my pubes and got dressed. called her up and asked where she lived. shes very close by but iv never seen her. brought 200 cash from ATM and took a Rhino pill an hour ago at the deli. knocked on her door. she answered butt ass naked. already feeling turned on by her tight feminin body.

we sit on the bed. i started feeling a headache from the pill. she asked if i wanted to smoke a little weed. i said Id love to while you suck me off while i make a video of it. she agrees for more money. BEST FUCKING BLOWJOB EVER! Shemale KnOw how to suck cock 100% so turned in i just want to start putting it her ass. pick her up and i got to see her small cock. literally smaller than my pinky. turn her around and fucked her ass raw. no poop, she had douched before i arrived she said. came in her ass we both took a showe. left the 200 on the dress and drove off saving her number.

sent the video of her sucking my cock to my GF saying its over.

>Can someone explain to me why prostitution is illegal?
Asked a copy about this once. He said it's to stop the spread of diseases

Asked him what would happen if I paid to have someone tested before paying for the deed. He had no answer

Yes more. Why ask? Just fucking type you shit.

Paying someone to have sex with you is inherently more pathetic than someone willingly having sex with you, calling it a service doesn't make it any less demeaning.

Most prostitutes barely work willingly, its to prevent murder/rape/crime you fucking idiots. Common sense.

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Paying someone to cook a meal for you is inherently more pathetic than someone willingly cooking a meal for you, calling it a service doesn't make it any less demeaning.

Paying someone to cut your hair is inherently more pathetic than someone willingly cutting your hair for you, calling it a service doesn't make it any less demeaning.

Paying someone to drive you to the airport is inherently more pathetic than someone willingly driving you to the airport, calling it a service doesn't make it any less demeaning.

Comparing it to everyday things is pointless, everyone pays for meals/taxis. Only pathetic losers pay for sex.

quite the contrary. someone willing to have sex with you requires putting up with bullshit drama, arguing and the occasional dealing with her obnoxious friends and relatives.

also you pay for going out on dates dont you? you pay for pussy no matter how you slice it.

found the angry married manlet.

sex is an everyday thing, like a haircut, lift or meal.
Choosing to solicit one free from a friend or to pay a stranger is up to circumstance and/or preference, no?

Things are different now old man, you dont have to visit your casual fuck buddies relatives.

No two people having mutual sex is an everyday thing, sex with a prostitute is a pathetic once a fortnight thing.

If $50 is worth it for a great orgasm, why not pay for a happy ending? Way different than being with a girl normally. You don't need to reciprocate at all, and they're a pro at their job.
I feel bad for you if you've never had this experience, seriously it's great.

All three things are demeaning. Stop trying to excuse your lack of agency you faggot.

What do you call a date?

Go on

You're not using 'agency' right. If you control the money and are able to pay for it, that's agency.

You can easily not have to spend money or deal with drama and still get laid. You're either retarded or a beta who can only get laid within a relationship.

>last summer
>just broke up with gf
>on CL looking for a hole
>find one that says its a woman
>cool w/e lets do it
>exchange some pics and text a little
>she says she wants to do it gloryhole at her place
>she only wants to suck my dick but she'll let me fuck her if I want
>"come in the door is unlocked and go to the hallway on the left"
>open the door I'm scared as fuck I might get murdered
>sheet hanging in doorway with hole cut out
>high voice tells me to put my cock through
>fucking 10/10 blowjob best ever
>I'm gonna cum soon, I wanna fuck so i tell her
>Pull my cock back, throw on a connie and put it back through
>start to feel my cock push into a super super tight hole, I can tell its an asshole
>feel around, yeah thats a hard cock and balls in my hand
>whatever been thinking about fucking a dude anyways, tell him I'm okay with it
>take the sheet down, bend his little twinkie mexican ass over the bed and slam into him for another minute there and bust a huge load
>he squeezes his tight little hole on my cock, which is pretty big btw
leave and never tell anyone

Things I didn't know I'd pay for

>black chick
>gorgeous

pick one

Poor taste

grow up

I once paid $120 to fuck a chick off Craigslist. I had her do the secret code from Goldeneye to confirm her identity when I picked her up.

>Can someone explain to me why prostitution is illegal?
Because Conservatives only want people to have sex if they're trying to make babies

It would still be illigal because your still paying for sex you faggot n why would the cop have an answer for that anyways hes paid to uphold the law he doesnt make them

It was actually the progressive movement in the United States that led prostitution to be banned.

How do you identify the legit ones on bp? I want to buy but I'm a fken pussy. I keep seeing the same faces but when new ones come up that look good i just don't know if they are real. There are often "here for a weekend" gals that I would really like to spend money on.

Had some good CL experiences meeting couples/cucks. Also had a few tinder successes as well as online dating. Never paid for sex because I've never had to.

>once got a hooker
>her name was daniel
>i didnt like her shoes
>she took my aspergers pills and left

Me and my friend ran train on a girl we went to HS with. Found her on backpage. Would contact again if I didn't have a gf.

Honestly, prostitution is illegal because in the past, people have forced women and children into the practice against their wills.

If you've ever read Sin in the Second City, there's a bunch of accounts of women being snagged off the streets or drugged during dates by gang members to work in brothels.

Because there's no way of telling if someone is whoring themselves out freely (because if they reveal that they've been forced into prostitution, they could be killed), it's therefore criminalized.

I have a POF story, but i didnt pay for a thing. I was 19 and she was 37, that was great...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY YOU FAGGOT DEGENERATES.

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