ITT: Compare your flaccid cock to a cigarette
ITT: Compare your flaccid cock to a cigarette
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Smoking is bad m'kay.
Here's mine next to a strawberry instead.
But it was a really fucking huge strawberry alright. That strawberry was like 9" across.
Damn that's really a manclit.
>implying my dick is flaccid
sorry don't smoke
have 1998 burger king bart simpson instead
Just when I thought literally every man on earth were bigger than me. Surely someone has to be able to be longer than a cigarette/ strawberry/ bart simpson 1998 burger king toy
nice chode faggot
This
Oh my. You won the thread.
Post yours then you fucking fags. No jostling it first and pretending a semi is flaccid, you cheating whores.
please tell me how i won the thread?
also, hard for comparison
sory for shit quality
Most pathetic looking chipolata
i live by words: "It always can be worse", so I'm happy with what i have
That's fine, cut your nails though.
Have some decency, man. Get your balls off the kitchen table
tomorrow, mom
Still only pindicks here. Is the problem lack of smoking or lack of dicksize?
Here's mine hard for comparison. But I ate the strawberry, so Veruca Salt is for scale. She's life-size. Four foot tall or so.
They stuck on there as well. It felt pretty bad peeling them off.
please tell me this is a joke and these dicks aint actually real/yours
itt: comparing failed to sauce
Unfortunately it is. Now show me yours faggot
>mocks flaccid dicks
>doesn't post his own
Hey, it seems there's a pussy in our dick thread.
What'd you dudes do to your dicks?
No one is smaller than me soft or hard.
I win this thread.
I respect my body, health, and mind so I don't smoke.
>Saged.
>flaccid
GTFO. It's vertical you raging faggot.
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it's all true fagget
my dick looks dumb soft.
Boiiii wtf is that KEKEKEKEKEKEK
Want this thread to continue but I'm out of cigarettes atm
nice.
light cigarette and put in pooper or pee hole