Greentext the plot of your new script

It's not like it's going anywhere

>Opening scene: Ai Shinozaki gives me a lapdance
>Act 1: Foreplay (mostly tit-related)
>Act 2: I fuck Ai Shinozaki
>Act 3: She gives me a BJ and I finish on her face


It's going to be a box office hit, SJWs will love it because of how progressive it is to have a half latino/half black male lead with an asian female lead.

>A man wishes Ai Shinozaki was his gf and she magically appears and loves him and they live happily ever after and he cums on her a lot.

Solid thread so far.

>an ex-missionary (played by Ai Shinozaki) helps a starving college student escape loneliness through emotional manipulation and pop psychology
>they bang at some point, but this can happen offscreen for that PG-13 rating
>they get married at the end

Has she done any real acting other than that minor role in that one romcom?

>two kids wake up in a room
>they know each other
>twist is the room is on a train

Sasha Gray goes to college

ITT: Patrician taste

Science fiction is always looked down in the Oscars, but maybe you'll get something for best special effects or soundtrack

i swear to god if I torrent her and this bitch is unshaved and squeals Ill kill you all

>has huge tiddies
>tweets thousands of pictures of food

WHAT'S THE POINT

My script:
>basically the plot of Welcome to the NHK
>only I play Sato and Ai plays Misaki
>and the ages are reversed, and we actually end up together in the end

She's not a pornstar

>protag is made tiny to the size of a smartphone by evil witch(ai shinozaki)
>parades the protag naked, mocks him and do stuff to him in front of other witches(anri okita and julia boin)
>protag tries to run away
>witch gets angry and crushes the protag between her gigantic milky teats.

Lol, Ai doesn't do porn. She's a singer/actress/model, the most you're going to find is some pics of her in a bikini.

>Ai Shinozaki (Played by Ai Shinozaki) answers a newspaper wanted ad looking for an assistant for local mad scientist Doc Braun (Played by director A. Non.) What follows is a delightful romantic comedy as Doctor Braun attempts to isolate the essence of love, and comes on Shinozaki's face and tits.

Did Sato & Misaki not end up together at the end of NHK? It's been years since I've watched it. I guess I had the idea that they did.

IIRC he gets a job in construction or something and the show ends with him re-integrating into society. I guess I assumed he'd get the girl too since she obsessed over him.

No, they're friends but that's it.

>I guess I assumed he'd get the girl too since she obsessed over him.

She was only obsessed with him because she wanted somebody to be dependent on her. As she becomes more normal and finds actual friends, she'll probably end up forgetting about Sato and moving on with her life the way that Yamazaki and Hitomi did.

atomi shuri spits in my mouth until i cum

>notorious movie with male cast

>change it to female

>Genre: Documentary
>Raw unedited footage of a girl eating creamy popsicles, bouncing on exercise balls, taking bubble baths and getting massages
>Running time: 121 minutes
>Starring: Ai Shinozaki
>Directed by: Me

YOU'RE HIRED

>unshaved
Nothing bad with bushes
>squals ill
Not all of them (and in fact, most of the ones that do it is because directors ask them to), if you were a regular on JAV you'll know that by now

>Crime buddy cop
>A sterling by-the-book officer (played by Ai Shinozaki) is tasked with finding a bomb delivered to a famous pop-star
>partnered with a lazy renegade nymphomaniac looking for some action
>find out the fed-ex truck making the delivery is female Yakuza on her way to a sex shop
>They only way to take a bite out of crime is through her anal cavity

>guy recieves threatening calls meant for a prostitute
>guy finds the prostitute to try and protect her
>gets introduced to a criminal organization obsessed with the idea that humans are the same as animals
>guy has to fight against this ideology and keep the prostitute safe
>some double crossing happens
>artsy fartsy pretentious dream sequences peppered throughout
>happy ending

Coming soon to a theater near you.

>Girl gets raped
>Seedy cop and christian female cop get assigned to the case
>Important people involved
>Creepy shit
>Things only get worse
>Nothing gets resolved

>a naive but enthusiastic psychology student (played by Ai Shinozaki) decides to use her knowledge to "save" her lonely, surly classmate (played by user)

There are a lot of Freud jokes.

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Send this shit to HBO and you got a perfect True Detective season 3

Filmography :
>Pantsu no ana THE MOVIE Doutei Soushitsu Rhapsody
>Kotsu Tsubo
>Time Slip Glasses
>Pandora, Dark insects in Tokyo
>Alps Jogakuen

Are any of those kînö?

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Typical Hollywood remakes of Japanese classic cinema

They're all either gravure or minor roles in romantic comedies. Gravure just focuses on the girl wearing different outfits, but never taking them off, it's a bit disappointing desu.

>Girl with the fetish of peeing on guys' mouths and kicking their balls can't find love
>user sacrifices himself and becomes the object of girl's fetishes
>Story about courage, sacrifice and love
>Girl is played by Ai Shinozaki

>finish on her face

Garbage taste

In my head it is a Season 3 for TD

what's wrong with that?

How do you think she's obese?

>Bomb is going to wipe the entire human race
>The only way to stop it is if Ai Shinozaki belittes and pegs user
>Plot twist: user is the bomber

>Ai Shinozaki moves with her father all the way from Japan to a city in Scandinavia, as she's growing accustomed to her new surroundings she becomes infatuated with a 20 y/o university student who's suffering from crippling loneliness and depression, turning his life around with her positive energy

>Ai Shinozaki realizes that the fat, neckbeard gaijin chef working at her favourite noodleshop has been cumming in her food, possibly for years. After he is arrested she realizes that the reason she loved the noodles so much was because of his sticky secret ingredient. She begins a plot to break him out of prison and return him to the store, but it might be too late.

sex with two massive whores one teen one professorial

kek

>Ai Shinozaki is cloned multiple times and the Ai clones save us all

>our heroine(Ai Shinozaki) is very badly in debt and she asks her distant friend (me) for help
>friend abuses every orifice of her as onaholes in exchange of helping her
>Heroine gets fed up after one year and catches the friend unaware
>she beats him, makes him drink her piss while confessing how she was in love with him during high school but he turned out to be an evil person
>friend realizes his mistakes and they hug each other tightly, covered in piss and tears.

>Ai Shinozaki decides to start in JAV
>Yuma Asami it's her manager
>After a gokkun scene she falls in love with the camera (user)
>The three of them fuck a lot
>user always cums inside of Yuma
>No danger of babies

>In the far future scientific advances lead to the discovery that breast milk could solve the energy crisis. Mankind has become a utopia where flat women have been dropped from the evolutionary chain. Women are willingly put in milking apparatus for some time each day to continue this state of paradise for mankind. Men's roles in the world is solely to keep the women in a constant state of lactation due to impregnation. Their lives are mostly leisure while they recharge for more demanding impregnation.

>Starring: Me, Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Hitomi Tanaka, Milana Vayntrub, Ai Shinozaki, Bryce Dallas Howard and many more.
>(A Mommy Cinematic Universe Film)

When did you first realise that script writing is even lazier none-work than writing comic books.

She's feeding her puppies.

>Milana Vayntrub
>Ai Shinozaki
I'll shot the rest in the head and steal these two

>1941, Russian scientists need to develop supersoldiers to stop nazi advance. Direct order from Stalin!
>One of them starts thinking about how to combine chimpanzee chromosomes with human.
>Humanzees!
>The project is cancelled because nazis start losing since 1942, and super russian soldier is no needed.
>Only one Humanzee is created though, a girl
>Doctor is told to kill it. He refuses goes into hiding in Africa.
>Grill humanzee grows rapidly because muh cinema magic and is very cute.
>Doctor falls in love, they are found by the NKVD/KGB
>Grill escapes to Kenya with doctor semen inside her womb (previous love making before KGB bust)
>She gives birth to beutiful boy.
>"How are you going to call him Shashanka?"
>"Obama"
>Fin, fade to black.

>not fade to barak

The year is space.

Space men come to Earth to mate with out women after their race is killed off by a meteoroid. Earth's women are too ugly and the aliens pilot their ship into the sun.

It stars Nicholas Cage as all of Earth's women.

I feel that some of you didnt get the joke here and are genuinely ballparking.

i got it now.

>A serial killer (Ai Shinozaki) identifies her perfect target-a suicidal young man (user)-and decides to seduce him in order to kill him quickly and quietly. But she finds herself falling in love with him, and instead of killing him right away, decides to make him her final victim.....

>It's like Rush Hour, only Ai is playing the Jackie Chan role, I'm playing the Chris Tucker role, and we bang repeatedly.

I bet she takes a lot of cock

She's pure. I have a 6th sense for these things. She still has a glow to her eyes.

>Mrs Braun (Ai Shinozaki) is an educated rich college teacher. However she has a secret, Mrs. Braun is resistlessly attracted to the body hodour of balding 20yo college stundent Zack (me)

She can't possibly still be a virgin

Should fade in with Barak in the middle of a speech like the end of Lincoln

probably not but she doesnt have to be a full blown whore like jav stars

She's 24 and she's been a famous model/singer in Japan for literally a decade. There is no way that she's a virgin, even if legally she's not allowed to have a bf.

>even if legally she's not allowed to have a bf.
what did he mean by this

>A young woman (Ai Shinozaki) is found running bare feet on a deserted road by a police chief (Idris Elba) who then takes her to his place. She hesitates and asks him if he will feed her eggs like the last guy tried to (user). Idris Elba (Idris Elba) explains that he just wants to suck her toes which she allows him to do. They hear an egg smashing through the window as they are greeted by an uninvited visitor.

girl idols have to commit seppuku if they have a bf in samurai land.

>A japanese teen idol (who is still a virgin) finds herself no longer in the spotlight due to her age. She meets an user (me) and falls in love and takes her virginity. the end.

>even if legally she's not allowed to have a bf.

>not liking a well-fed chunky girl

Who plays the virgin japanese idol?

Ai Shinozaki.

QUICK
post your recommended Ai Shinozaki JAV codes
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Wtf is this thread and wheres the sauce?

Around 25% of 30 year old women in Japan are virgins.

The thread is the sauce

>Me hanging out with nerdy girl (played by ai shinozaki)
>It doesn't work out
>Except it does after all
>I cum on her a lot

In the new entry to the species series, an alien has crash landed in japan. The alien (played by Ai Shinozaki) is on a mission to repopulate earth. It finds its first and only victim (played by me) to be chained up in an abandoned underground hanger to breed. The aliens eventually takes over the human race

what the fuck

>post-alien invasion earth
>main protag is former supersolider with PTSD and alcohol problems
>gets recruited to stop crazed supersoldier nutcase that is picking off protag's comrades one by one
>heavily inspired by Tokusatsu shows
>protag is lady because fuck you its my movie

On one side nice, so pure and innocent, on the other, fuck, virgins and inexperienced girls are horrible on bed

Pay attention Hollywood producers!! These are all blockbusters!

>it's on a spaceship, travelling somewhere
>everyone is human
>everyone is immortal, but every 50 years to keep their immortality they must regenerate their brains, this causes them to lose all memory
>it starts with a guy being "reborn"
>he stills see the love of his life in his dreams
>meanwhile, the newly appointed captain of the ship wants to divert the ships course
>this is causing a rebellion, almost destroying the ship
>all this is happening while the protagonist is trying to find his love from piecing together dreams
>he finds her at last
>the ship arrives at its destination just as the rebellion is in full swing
>in the conflict, the woman is shot
>she admits she was his past husband
>she dies in his arms
>the windows of the ship open, revealing a beautiful planet below
>they had been travelling for tens of thousands of years, it was a colony ship

*his past wife

whoops

anyway I want to write it as a novel one day and really flesh it out. Maybe when I retire.

> transnational corporation invented AI
>it's leaks to the internet and contaminate all boards
>it got all doubles and triples with it's super-alghoritm based on board posting speed.
>no human can get dubs anymore, and the main hero should stop the machine
I haven't come up with the name or a slogan yet.

Am I the only one getting Space Mutiny vibes?

10/10 senpai, would watch

m-maybe I really should write it

Curse of the Were Shark
>Detective Jimmy McGinnity is investigating a mysterious murder at the city aquarium
>He is attacked by a shark and bitten, but not killed
>He finds himself drawn to water and raw meat
>While investigating a call on the docks, he and his partner get caught in a shootout with some human traffickers
>Jimmy transforms into a violent shark man creature and eats his way through the traffickers, gets shot at by partner
>Worried girlfriend/wife and partner
>More brutal shark-like murders begin to happen throughout the city
>Turns out it's not Jimmy, but the one who bit him, marine biologist Something Swedish
Sharkman fight
>Detective McGinnity disappears into obscurity after biting the throat out of the other were shark, become a shark man vigilante, maybe

Pandorum, if it weren't a horror movie.

>set on a giant space station/O'Neill cylinder
>dedicated as a nature reserve/ark for endangered species because earth is fucked up from climate change/war/disease/etc and is basically
a Brade Ranna shithole
>MC is future-007 sent in bc terrorist chatter
>while investigating, seeing green/working with animals calms their ptsd from whatever
>discovers that world leader/billionaire is going to visit for photo op, finds some bomb materials
>terrorists attack and take hostages, control of station
>government can't stage a raid because of bombs/hostages
>hero has to traverse various wilderness (African Savannah/jungle/Arctic) undetected to neutralize terrorists
>saves the day
>end of movie, hero retires to work there
Basically The Rock meets Under Siege meets The Grey meets Children of Men
I wanna make a graphic novel but I can't draw for shit (yet)

What's stopping you other than you, faggot? Do it.
It's like you don't want that nice tingly sense of accomplishment.

Junko Furuta: The Movie

problem with these were-movies is that the script becomes predictable
i mean the actual murderer being the original wereshark would be seena mile away

but id still watch it for McGinnity

>Jonah Hill as CIA
>Statham as 007

Also Oblivion, considering the wife bit.

Pandorum meets Aeon Flux

rewrite it as a sequel to Street Sharks, market it as a gritty reboot, and youll get funded

What a shitty meme plebbit thread. I'm here to save it. This is something I've been working on, I'm adapting a nightmare I had
>wake up early, leave for college
>street's too quiet, something seems off
>get to college, nobody's there, lights are on and shit but not a single person is there
>realize I haven't seen another human being since I left my house
>get back out, now everything seems to have some kind of light red filter, still no sign of anyone
>walk a few blocks, I feel this presence
>look over to my left, see someone
>he's like 4 blocks away but I can see every detail of his face, like if I was standing two inches away from him
>I'm completely frozen, I want to run but I know if I move he'll come after me
That's what I have for now bros. What do you think?