I need help. Im wanting to buy a dildo, but I dont have a place to hide it from my roomate. She'll be a bitch about it and tell the college in which Im at. Any idea on where to hide it well? Please help.
I need help. Im wanting to buy a dildo, but I dont have a place to hide it from my roomate...
Hide it in your ass.
you can get a vibrator and hide it unside you at all times, if you want you can even spice things up during class via remote control
Why not get you a pocket sized vibrator to carry around with you instead, way more discreet and easier to hide in your situation I would think.
Did your nigger loving ass expect any different answer than this:
What kind of draconian Christian college do you go to?
Get a huge encyclopedia, cut out the inside of it with an exacting knife, and put the dildo there. Just make sure your room mate has no reason to use the book
/thread
I go to USU. You're not allowed to go to college in Utah if you aren't Mormon.
your butthole is a handy place to keep it, correctly sized and all
hooollly shit
can you please show us your mormon underwear? we don't have mormons in my country and I've always wanted to see it
I'm not a big fan of them, never was
Refer to ^
Actually not bad. I might use that. Any other clever tips?
University of Winona. Cunts there are STRICT on prohibiting any sex toys on campus.
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get something dual purpose that you can argue has an innocent use.
lot of water bottles, kitchen utensils, weirly shaped shampoo bottles etc that are shaped pretty fucking similarly to a dildo.
if you care about the texture a lot you can just get a skin from a sex shop to use with it, they roll up small.
why do you need a dildo in the first place? we dudes dont need a fucking fleshlight either just to fap.
Okay, thanks user!
Stimulates the experience.
anytime fam, everybody deserves the chance to get themselves off
>tfw I spent my college years fapping into waste printer paper with only water as lube
>never again
Ive got a better answer...
Hide it in your roommate's asshole.
Now we're asking the real questions.
just hide it in her drawer she'll think it's hers
hide it inside of a computer, there's a lot space
>She'll be a bitch about it and tell the college in which Im at.
yea sure kid, tell your mom I'll see her friday
hmm what's this
Keep it inside you the whole time. Also name it maxwell. Also dubs
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ayy
any guesses
Find hers first and just use that.
18" black dildo
...
hmm that's weird
could be anything tbh
you're such a faggot lol
What's in the fucking box???
if you're a faggot, kys
melt
fucking lol
Hide inside box, i hide my bong in my ps4 box kek.
this modem looks funny
that's the antenna dude
buy a safe, fag
u shave your legs?
we fucking get it, faggot. just shove it in your ass, we all know that's where this is headed
Hide it under your bed
>buy a dildo
>hide it like it's her
>discover it and make a fuss about it
>OMGIcantbelivethatfromyou.jpeg
>spread the word on campus
>buy your dildo
>when she gonna speak about your, everyone assuming she's conterfiring the whole stuff
oh
"big boy try me"
all my keks
Found a box for you
You can hide it inside your roommate.
I shave a lot of things
show me the rest of what you shave.
your father must be proud
>go to USU
>afraid roommate will tell college about dildo
you don't really go there do you? USU couldn't give two shits what you shove up your ass
you read post below too
This is gold
lol I'm not gunna derail this thread any more. good luck finding any box on the planet to put it in OP
Hide it in your laundry, bag, maybe in the bed? If none of that seems like a good idea, you could tell the roommate to fuck off and mind her own business?