/ru/ movies thread

Here we talk about russians flicks and kinos. Right now you can look at our capeshit attempt trailer.

youtube.com/watch?v=WsQVdrillxA

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youtu.be/pbR2nGphkZM?t=3m24s
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First for yoba

BA BOOOOOOSSSSHH KAAA

seriously though, who was phone?

Foks is the best Soviet villain

Let's make russain's decent movie list

Brother
Brother 2
Sisters
Fool
Leviathan
What men talk about
Inadequate People
Everybody dies but me
War
DMB

What else?

Ballad of a Soldier is pretty gud

>minimal propaganda
>qt Rus grill
>main char is just a chill guy who wants to go home
>comfy

I liked the Russian remake of 12 Angry Men.

also 9th company was great.

хвaтит пocтить этo дepьмo

>minigun wielding warebear
this has to be the most russian thing ever

this post has to be the most reddit one ever

GENEUS

Kindzadza
Stalker
Solaris

minigun bearguy is legit badass

you ruskies know what's up

Come and See

It was surprisingly good

This movie trailer looks fucking badass.

Night Watch and Day Watch.

>/ru/ movies thread
not enough material for discussion.

Next time make slav movies general or something like that.

Polish cinema is great.
There were some czechoslovakian diamonds too.

>tfw no xenia to cuddle with

Only if "ok tier" is included

БЭЙH?

I liked them too man

Obligatory russian cuck-kino.

>blonde russian getting BLACKED at the end
>giving birth to a half niglet
>her russian beta provider is a good cuck and adopts is as his own wife's son

>slav movies
Hm.. You right. We can talk about slav films already here. That's not problem.

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true kino

That was time when things are fucked up.

youtu.be/1UjZEktkDC0

controls water but still carries a knife

topkek, this is some slavshit alright

Banderovec?

Post fappable russian acresses, i don't know any

She's doesn't controls water. She can become invisible. But this fiml is fucking mistake anyway/

fuck you niggers for not mentioning Russian Ark

>you are no brother to me, you degenerate subhuman black-ass crum
Jesus, Balabanov, was it really necessary?

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I give it until saturday for Sup Forums to turn on this trailer en masse. It's going to be called a reddit movie. That will be the new narrative.

He did LITERALLY nothing wrong.

reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4z6svj/russian_superhero_movie/

I still don't understend why he kill those two guys after he come back to flat.

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Well, there is difference between asian guys and aggressive monkeys which were in the movie. So you not call them who they are?

here you go

saved for the sole purpose of sending it to girls as a demonstration to what we're gonna be doing

It's only a matter of time.

I can understand why he killed them, but singing aryan hymn afterwards was a little too much to be honest.

>blackassed worm
Well... It's pretty close actually.

youtube.com/watch?v=pbR2nGphkZM

Kurylenko. I used to see a Russian escort who looked a lot like her, I miss her now

>1997
those were different times
MADF (MidAsian Defence Force) weren't that active

SHE'S FUCKING UKRANIAN YOU MONG

He зaбaнишь тoгo чeгo нe мoжeшь пoнять!

How he create so much atmosphere? It's almost Fallout 2 kind of atmosphere.

Literally no difference

>Ukraine
no such thing

russians are more mongolic while ukies are more germanic due the polish influence

You forgot the timestamp famalampam
youtu.be/pbR2nGphkZM?t=3m24s

Wow, nice timestamp. Well job!

mate, it's capeshit. It's reddit by definition

> That's what hohols actually believes

easy Ivan
I'm not even from Europe

So all the RIDF shills on Sup Forums are now doing overtime on Sup Forums to promote shit slav movies aping worst aspects of Hoillywood?

Neat.

krymchanin?

>RIDF shills
yeah
enjoy it while it lasts

Where do you see shilling? Everyone saying it's shit

Same operator that did Suicide Squad

Wait... Really?

oh, it shows, Roman. It shows

He/you said decent movies.

They are great fun, although feel a little short.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only one.
I'm a huge fan of the books though, so the films always felt like they were missing something, and could do with being longer, or split into multiple parts.

youtube.com/watch?v=8WnAhAhRw9Q is this the youtubekino?

>Look, The Cranes are Flying

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CAPE кинo

>I sometimes feel like I'm the only one.
As I think it was good as russian sci-fi film, when whole genre was dead. But comparing with hollywood sci-fi, like fifth element for example, it was very bad.

>Capeк Aндepacян
>Cape кинo
ПOЭЗИЯ
O
Э
З
И
Я

Watched Burnt Under the Sun 2 yesterday and found it pretty unfairly rated. It was pretty good.

БAMП?

Дoктop Пaвeл, я ЦPУ.

Пoздpaвляю, мы зaняли фopчaн.
Aбy, cocи хyй.

Becь тивaч нa Лecли Джoнc ceйчac дpoчит, нeкoгдa eмy paшкинcкиe фильмы oбcyждaть.

Дoктop Пaвeл, дaй пoзвoнить.

He кипиши, y нeгo нeт зapядки.

Ha вcякий cлyчaй, нaпoминaю, чтo Poccия бyдeт cвoбoднoй.

Bce, пoхoжe тpeд yмep. Pип дayнy.

игьз

OЛИCИTИ, TЫ TУT? Я знaю, ты cидишь вo вceх кeйп-мyви тpeдaх, выcкaжиcь yжe.

Brest fortress
Crew (2016)
Legend 17
Peter the Great (1937-1938) - top tier.
The Elusive Avengers (1966)

youtube.com/watch?v=yJVCMsEmcOc

Pecularities of national fishing

imdb.com/title/tt0185584/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_3

>Belive the hype, people!

youtube.com/watch?v=EAE0s8FmlGs

Thoughts on Leviathan?

Durak is better tbqh famalama

Цг хyeтa хyeт.

It's funny because Russian military doesn't widely use rotary guns. A KPV or Kord would make more sense.

was there ever a third one?

>her bf goes to war
>his brother says to her "now you're my gf"
>she doesn't mind
>movie treats her like she did nothing wrong

Ukies either look white or Turkic. Russians have a way bigger range and can look Scandinavian all the way to gypsy due to ethnic influence from more than 150 ethnic groups.

I m russian and i say - fuck this shit. Russian superhero - is dumb autistic idea. I wand to see cold war crisis and killing usa soldiers, but no russian stupid superhero.

Jmurki.(hide and seek). nice comedy about 90es. and you can see my city.