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The ultimate destruction of Arda edition.
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feeling very uncomfortable
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chinese gf

What the fuck was Ungoliath. She wasn't a Valar/Maia for sure.

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What type of lad are you /brit/? Haha get on the sesh

big spider I reckon

KPOP IS SHITE

what the actual fuck

the jews have gone too far this time

Business idea: more pornos where the woman is trying to make the guy come against his well

None of that kinky leather shit, just with sex

cara

Just a monster born from the darkness or some bullshit. Don't think it's explained by anything other than she popped into existence.

cara 2bh lads

None of them

reminder that ungoliant BTFO sauron until he REEEEEEEEEEE'd and got his batty boys to interfere

Going to differentiate myself from the normies at the BBQ tonight by bringing along a bottle of Argentinian red wine instead of the typical 6-pack of Fosters. Could go either way desu

anime

how does it feel knowing that even the united states: a complete shithole that is barely white is STILL a better country than the UK?

Australia, Canada and NZ are the only good anglophone countries left.

quite a funny ad desu

Melkor not Sauron.

why are the bruces obsessed with our approval

>It is said by some she came from the Darkness itself that lies about Arda
She's a sort of incarnation of the Void

umm no sweetie x

I agree
the only reason I don't move to australia is because I'm white and meant to live in a forest

don't even recognise any of these stereotypes apart from the cheeky one maybe. never post this again

Gotta admit. I would still drink Port if it didn't get me drunk.

Sort of wish there was non-alcoholic wine I could drink before work.

got a fairly big willy lads

Anti-Lad here

Mine's probably around 6 inch but fucking tiny when flaccid.

*lobs your head off in the name of islam*

Wine tastes fucking vile to me desu, what does it taste like to you?

It's really sour and horrible.

would suck it for you if you're anywhere in buckinghamshire la

Anti-lad sounds like most guys who don't act like loud mouth obnoxious cunts. For some reason that girl really dislikes guys like that.

I unironically am, not gay though.

Where are you?

U wanna go with me, she wanna take ecstasy...

opinions on me as a woman, lads?

>friend that moved away is back for the weekend
>asked friends and I if we want to do something since we rarely see him anymore
>other friend said no because he's seeing his gf
>not even specific plans, just hanging out with her which he does all the time anyway

Do some people just not realise when they are being an absolute twat?

despise this entire culture

aylesbury, could put on some makeup if you want i have a pretty girly face desu

rolling up out of the accumulation of bud from the last couple months, lads

why are provincials who move to london so obnoxious?

>anyone who isn't a lad yearns to be one
christ

not a fan

white wine?

anti-lad mixed with posh lad

At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: ‘I am the Mouth of Sauron.’

you put that right back where you found it at once!

fuck off cancerlad you ugly prick

>mfw I'm near Aylesbury

No thanks mate, are you a paki?

Different strokes for different folks.

It's the original "acquired taste". It's a lot like coffee or tea really, except with alcohol instead of caffeine, and fruit-based rather than leaf or bean based. Very thick mouth feel, subtle sweetness, very earthy. It's just comfy.

white

not cancerlad
bit rude nonetheless

Red sorry, white still tastes like arse. Even champagne just tastes 'off'. Port tasted nice though.

>the poorest state of the USA has higher GDP per capita than the UK
Haha

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>Very thick mouth feel,

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haha what a legend

fucking state of you

>Whoa, where is the diversity here?! Have you ever been to England? Have you been to London?
>Obviously you failed to actually appreciate or see anything else aside from white males as demonstrated by every single drawing in the article. Please open your eyes to diversity and POC.
didnt realise these people actually existed

lads, i just wanted to say lads

to be fair scotland, wales and NI bring you down

looking forward to this desu, reckon it will be better than the BBC version

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you know, he does say "Well" a lot

Unrelated but what's in the downstairs bit of Friar's Square now? You know there used to be escalators down to a bit with weird shops in, what's there now because they've just filled the hole up.

Have a good chuckle when people say versions of 'well if you just exclude the poor parts'

US$50,000 is england
we rich now

You've gotta take mouthfeel into account. Red wine has this thick, satisfying mouthfeel. Love swishing it around in my mouth before swallowing it.

hot filter didnt do anything on faceapp im a lost cause

was trying to make him feel better about the UK being third world

Have a bit of a man crush on Noel Fielding desu

They don't even account for 10million population altogether though.

>you know realise you can go into any posh restaurant you want, eat a big meal, walk out without paying and nobody will even try to stop you

makes you think

if you ignore all the people that voted for hillary and third or lower parties, literally 100% of americans voted for donald trump

>mouthfeel

>99% of that is thanks to london

>Easter
>A time of reflection, family, a time to be thankful for the things you have

>People use it to get pissed for four days straight

State of this country

*violates the nonagression principle*

you can use a five pound note to get five pounds off any purchase

london's like $73k lol
gay nerds

Hardly anyone under the age of 80 gives a piss about religion in this country anymore.

I wouldn't even say they're atheist, they just don't care.

Awful isn't it.

wtf not cool

Why don't Brits stay sober on Easter?

I'm thankful for fat bags of cans mate

>Invariably a teenager, invariably dressed like a bit of a dick and invariably the sort of guy who’ll end up in the Alt-Right
why would a streetwear lad be in the alt right?

*violates your anus*

and our country is better for it

>tfw not back in work until May
>tfw temporarily able to live the NEET lifestyle again except I'm not poor or depressed

*seizes your toothbrush*

except the hordes of muslims and pajeets of course

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fucking burger reeeeeeeeee

posh lad except im not posh

in what way

business idea: dam the severn and make wales pay

thoughts on me as a woman

SWEET DISPOSITION

NEVER TOO SOON

OH, RECKLESS ABANDON

LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING YOU

A MOMENT
A LOVE
A DREAM
ALOUD
A KISS
A CRY
OUR RIGHTS
OUR WRONGS
A MOMENT A LOVE
A DREAM
ALOUD
A MOMENT A LOVE
A DREAM
ALOUD

Is it Easter weekend or some shit? I haven't seen another soul all morning.

Easter is barely even a real holiday, but I've never seen downtown so empty before.

She had a bad run in with someone she considers a street lad so she wants to make them sound like children.

Probably had a thing for one and he told her to fuck off.