Name one character that could defeat Matter-Eater Lad. You literally can't

Name one character that could defeat Matter-Eater Lad. You literally can't.

Wheel guy

anyone who isn't made of matter

Antimatter Man.

Nope
Everything is matter
Nope

Dr Manhattan.

Nope. He would eat him.

Your boy gets zapped from space.

He eats the zap

Dio, you can't eat what you can't touch

Deadman. Not mater. Deadman possesses mater man makes matter man eat himself.

Light man

Diarrhea-sweat man

Energy man

Darth Chipotle

kek

Kirby

Thats that then

Plastic man
>gets eaten
>reforms inside his stomach
>kills him from the inside

He's right

Obviously matter-eater-lad-eater lad beats him

I dont think you know how antimatter works.

Explain, Stephen Hawking.

The moment antimatter touches matter they instantly destroy each other.

that means matter eater lad eats lots of matter, gets fat, and only the fat gets annihilated. Duh

Nope

yes, it's called annihilation, it has been proven by scientists at CERN

Nope. CERN is a hoax.

one punch man

Tooth decay man will win in the end.