Why is it so hard to find a nice boyfriend who isnt a faggot...

Why is it so hard to find a nice boyfriend who isnt a faggot. Im just a cute little twink boy who wants a normal straight bf. not some faggot who claims to be masculine until beyonce comes on

Straight guys don't date guys. Do you want a bisexual boyfriend?

yeah something like that.

Transition and you'll find one

Why can't I find a decent guy who isn't a complete faggot? I'm a masc guy and I do have my gay moments. But i'd rather be cracking open a cold one with the boys, than waiting for my faggot bf to finish putting on his make-up.

You think you've got it bad? Try finding a twinky bottom boy who isn't a total faggot.

I met my bf on a lewd gay video chat room. We've been together for six years, and I'm not letting him go, because of exactly this problem.

He's into some shitty alt-rock with vocalists that just whine, but other than that, he's pretty masc.

Haha nooo. I like being male. occasional crossdress would be my limit. my hairs decently long anyway

That's a real problem, indeed.

9 out of 10 faggots out there behave like absolute trash, it's embarrassing. Last guys I was involved with were actually straight and had never been with a guy before. Even though they were all pretty young, we always agreed that faggots who behave like complete idiots are a fucking cancer to this planet.

This is a real problem that most likely don't have a solution, and actually expands once you start realizing that in order to find that 1 faggot out of 10, who do NOT behave like a complete moron, you have to look almost in the dark, since you probably wouldn't even know they're gay if they didn't say so.

I blame leftists for this bullshit, but I never really had much of a hard time to bring my straight targets around to participate in my faggotry.

i dont wear makeup =^)

how do you get straight guys to mess around with you?

They have to be relatively young, but since I don't really like older guys it works out just fine.

It normally takes some time, but I essentially just treat them like a girlfriend. Pick them up, pay for food, talk to them, send message, invite them over, touch them, hold them, etc. They give in surprisingly easy, if you just act natural, and if you aren't too sticky.

If you're a cool guy they really enjoy to be around, they will be laying on your lap in the first few days, if you're open enough, and if you don't scare them away by making any retarded "moves".

Me and the last guy I dated would give each other shit if one of us started acting gay. He was military and not all the way out and I'm gay but don't consider myself a faggot. I prefer it better when people think that we're just bros than it being obvious that we're ass fucking each other.

Try living in Asia. There's even more fairies here.
No idea why they feel like feeding up the stereotype.
Got myself a fine Viking bf though, thankfully.

The one before my last one avoided me almost completely in front of other people, it was funny to watch.

We could've spent the night holding each other in bed, but once we were out of his house, he would keep an arms length distance from me at all times, it was funny to watch when we were out to eat, how he always acted cool and distant, not even talking too much, but turned into a baby once we were in his room.

aww thats cute. I wish that had happened to me. I'd try that myself but im typically a more submissive person

I volunteer. I fucking hate all of these gay guys who make it seem like being a faggot is the only aspect of their personality. I am also sort of a twink but if its any consolation I'd totally be down to take steroids

i saw you guys fuck on that video chat :o

i forgot your name but hes giz

He was too. All of the guys I've been with were extremely passive when we were alone, but often very different when we were out, I'm not sure if it's my "caveman nature" that forced them into this more "submissive role", but they always changed quite a lot in public. Except the last one, who was actually a lot more talkative in public than when we were alone.

Fuck I miss him...

wtf dont take steroids lol, youre probably bigger than i am anyway

and how do you meet these guys? Asking for a friend

this

nah, Im pretty short to begin with so im honestly a little insecure that my body is too "feminine" to be considered masc. Definitely want to try out steroids for that reason alone

but I can a ways take out my irrepressible sexual appetite on you when I cycle ;)

I knew them for years before anything actually happened.

I met two of them in this cyber café I used to go back in the day, and the last one was actually the cousin of the second one, and he introduced me to him, but we only became close friends at a birthday party. He was lonely and he was too cute for me to waste the opportunity, I got his number and the rest is history. We ended up talking about fucking dragon ball, of all subjects, and got pretty close reasonably quickly afterwards.

The other two I got close by actually giving them more attention than usual when they were around, got their number and started planning shit.

I guess it's just easier for some people to, like, develop a relationship with other people. I didn't even know this was a problem for others before I joined Sup Forums, to be honest, so I know it doesn't always rolls naturally with others.

Iol there's no fucking way I'd pull that off GG

which site?

Exactly, it's hard to explain because it's always very natural to me, I do know what I want from the get go, but the friendships actually develop on their own, I just tend to give a small push.

One of the guys I was planning on doing stuff with, I met through a guy who I only became friends because his aunt was an old teacher I knew, who lived close to a restaurant I used to go quite often, which ANOTHER guy I did stuff (but almost nothing) showed me a few years earlier.

I guess using the connections you already have is a good way to meet new people. If I can take anything from my personal experiences it would be that. All the guys I've been with were friends I met through other people in some way. In all cases I got closer to them because they were cute.

haha i'm totally that guy.

> masculine/straight
> passionate buttsex

Pick one

there are a ton of handsome masculine gays that are totally normal, but they're hard to find.

They don't have to be masculine/straight at all times, they just have to act normal in public, and not make that retarded gay voice most faggots make.

because they dont stand out

Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints. Kek

dont even remeber the name of the site. used shitty generic webcam chatsoftware room was boyz or something

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me "You don't /act/ gay" when they find out I'd probably have like $4 because I'm not some flamboyant cunt.

I was at a house party once where there was this obnoxious flamboyant faggot. He would never shut up about how he loved to make straight men question their sexuality, I pushed him off the front porch of the place while he was throwing up, pretty sure he landed in it.

Does it offend you when people tell you don't act gay?

It would offend me if people told me I did act gay, to be honest. Acting gay is just so fucking retarded I wonder if people actually do it on purpose.

>Im just a cute little twink boy who wants a normal straight bf
Um, I have some news for you...

cool, you found us on tinyfail. We miss that place.

>Does it offend you when people tell you don't act gay?
a little. Like how am I supposed to act, exactly?
It bothers me m or when some chick goes full fag hag and tries to rope me into her bullshit of the week. Nah bitch

Yeah, you sound like a fag, indeed. Never mind what I just asked, I see what is going on here.

>boy who wants a normal straight bf.

yeah. i liked oba :)

normal straight men aren't gay, the ones that are would hide it well

He's actually right, this is actually a huge problem for normal faggots who don't act like complete morons. Finding another faggot who doesn't behave like an idiot, isn't fat, isn't nigger, or "trans" is really difficult.

The vast majority of faggots are those obnoxious retards no one wants to associate with, so it's really difficult to find one who isn't a complete degenerate.

Fucking for reallll dude, and I have no fucking clue how to put myself out there without telling people im gay. Ive tried tinder but I live in LA (born and raised here, not some fuckboy who moved here from the middle of the nowhere) and gay tinder is just filled with weird transmen, faggots, and overall boring cookiecutter theater gays
W2C bf?

also fuck grindr just a bunch of hairy latinos with pouty lips

oh yeah white men only

eh, i can see what you mean. but....being gay = being a fag

if straight men were interested in gay men, they'd end up becoming 'fruity' eventually

I don't understand online dating apps. I don't understand online "dating" at all to be complete honest with you.

One thing I learned from being a decent faggot was that if you really want a meaningful experience, you have to stay as far away as possible from anything that has "gay" on its name. Those places are always overrun by absolute lunatics.

It's weird, I'm having the opposite problem. I just want to find a cute little twink fairy, but there's only masc tops or oversized bottoms. Midwest fucking sucks. I'd love to find a cute twink with a small cock.

, have you ever seen broke back mountain, that's the closest I can think to a 'normal' gay relationship one of them ended up dying. Gay relationships are just not meant to be, all you can do is sex

das me but im in la

That's pretty much a fact everyone should know. Too bad 99% of all faggots drank the "lgbtqaipg" kool aid and traded their individuality for a rainbow flag.

Trips don't lie.
There is literally no goal to a homosexual relationship other than anal sex. You can't procreate. There's just no purpose to being a faggot. Faggots are quite literally contributing to global warming by needlessly existing. They should all kill themselves if they care about the planet.

theres no purpose unless you give it one, like fighting alongside your bf in the racewar.

You can't prolong the existence of your race so again....there's really no point in participating in a race war.

Good point, fellow white fag. Good point.

not with that attitude

It's not about attitude.....faggots physically can't advance the existence of their race unless they procreate with a female. Which defeats the point of being a faggot. Just admit faggots are a waste of space on the same level as niggers.

That's me except my dick is huge. It's as thick as my wrist, about 7 inches around and 8.5 inches long, also really hate the fact that so many gays have centered their entire personality around being gay.

There must be something in the water in Columbus, Ohio, because there are twinks everywhere. Maybe it's just the gene pool. Fuck if I know. Lots of porn companies recruit around here.

>You will never live on a farm with you masculine conservative bf
Well we can donate sperm at least. That's something I guess.

Kill the faggots last, retard.

There's too many people still actively trying to make the world worse for the white man, you gain nothing from attacking people who sympathize with your cause.

First you get rid of the zionists, then you think about the rest.

If you can't even get your message across without making your audience defensive you'll only contribute to drive people further away from what really matters.

are you cute? I'd be that guy my nibba

How do the twinks look and dress there? And hairstyles too

Do u have a kik or anything

Why are you in need of a man to be 100% manly? Ugh just disgusting, who's the real faggot when all you settle for is alpha males?

post your sc and I'll add you, I just got back from my 3rd night partying and getting no ass.

You can impregnate the coal burners as your spoils of war.

>Dating an alpha male makes you more of a fag
>Alpha fags date traps and twinks
I don't know how to feel about this.

>who's the real faggot when you only settle for alpha males

Post yours because my username is my real name lmao

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with fucking alpha males, just when its all you prefer thats super gay. And seriously a guy liking Beyonce is a deal breaker? Idk if your joking or not

me too, also don't want a bunch of random in this thread. what's ur age and location?

u can post an email or a reddit account or anything I can message

If you consider yourself "gay" it's a deal breaker already.

Just be a normal fucking individual, and stop listening to trash music ffs.

You can be an individual without being a faggot first. Stop using your faggotry as an identity, fucking sheep.

There's pretty much everything out here, hippy long haired twinks, short haired twinks, twinks with messy hair, twinks with fauxhawks, bowl cut twinks, plenty of twunks too. As far as dress and look, dunno, I prefer them without clothes.

There's a major twink porn studio presence around here though. If you've watched some high production value twink porn, chances are pretty good you've got an accurate sample of what you'd see around here. It's fantastic.

I hope you don't consider urself white

>stop listening to trash music ffs
Well I can't believe you care so deeply about something so unimportant to a relationship
And being a normal individual is kind of hard when everyone shuns you for not understanding why you are the way you are

18 los angeles

Well everyone doesn't shun you, but you know what I mean. People look at you different regardless of how manly you may seem before they find out what you do behind closed doors

Its not that they like beyonce, its that when beyonce comes on theyre like YASSSSS QUEEN

Def hit me with some kinda contact info rn

THIS it's about the personality aspect, not musical taste.

There's literally millions of them.
Just get Grindr and buckle up Bitchboy.

You sound like the exact type of leftist faggot this thread is trying to address.

Why don't you go take a walk and fuck off? Your opinion doesn't matter, and no one here likes you. You're not in a fucking tumblr hugbox, and if you're an obnoxious ugly, fat, or shit-skinned faggot you can kindly just fuck off.

also what's ur political stances and are u cute

just curious

Ah fuck dm my backup instagram the usernames kittytheboyslayer

You already asked if he's cute and he avoided the question, which means he's either fat or nigger.

Keep that in mind.

Dude. Trust your Gaydar.
You will know. Bi-boys also.
The eyes meet and the heart pounds.
Remember; 'Gaydar". Works every time.

No I'm just mad because im a twink faggot with a twink boyfriend that crossdresses. I'm still triggered with your self loathing on the gay community

Yep, you can detect that nervousness. If all else fails, just become psychic.

Moderatly liberal i guess but theres only two genders and i support trump

You decide if im cute

>crossdresses
Yep. Anyone who gets involved with this type of degenerate doesn't deserve any respect.

You're trash. Kill yourself.

>the gay community
There's no such thing, you fucking pile of garbage. This fucking stupidity is only a tool to make retards like you vote democrat.

Jesus Christ I hate fucking this type of gay, holy shit.

Ayye you look like a sexy surfer bro

if that's you you're the cutest guy I've ever seen, kinda doubting. r u a Pedo?

Hate me more faggot

and you wonder why people despise you.

Only true on soc

ikr this shit must be off google like look at his eyes and hair

Neither actually i'd just rather not post a ton of pics of myself on the chan but if you insist

Ask me why I should give a fuck if I'm in a loving relationship?

>gay
>supports trump and pence
You're in for..... a shock
fr though that's not you, I found your main instagram from the one you sent me and u look different