Size doesn't matter because you have a tongue

Size doesn't matter because you have a tongue.

Trips confirms!

inb4 you can only stick your tongue about 1 cm out of your mouth.

are you deformed nigga?

Underrated

tongue size matters.

how big is your tongue?

I wish my cock was that big

MODDDDDDDDDSSSS

cheese pizza

more pics?

thats a cuck cock boy

quote my ex
It's not the size that matters
>It's the cise!
dumped her. No cut muh dick.

hahahaha what a fucking loser

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never actually measured but my ex told me it was pretty long, then again she had a fucking stump for a tongue.

size doesn't matter if you are an autistic kid who can barely communicate

what was it?

Tongue doesn't matter because you've got a size.

But you can also use your tongue before you use your size.

size doesn't matter because a woman's orgasm is intrinsically linked to the mans social status

the amount of social dominance displayed trumps all else, that's why a good looking celeb could likely steal your girl with little to no effort and have her squirting like a fire hose

>tfw ur in the 20cm club

Lol.

>23 cm dick
>gf since we were both 12 says it's too big now (we are 18 now)
>I want to marry her and have kids with her
>she breaks up with me

Worst it that I was planning on proposing to her in about a month.

You can thank her for breaking up with you, it would've been a mistake to marry her at 18.

this.

which will be perfect for licking your bulls cream out of your 'girlfriends' twat

>not the size of the dick on the outside
>its how big a dick you are on the inside

ironic but true.

after all

I love when my sissy sluts have tiny cocks. Not like they are going in anything

This x2

True. I'd suck that cock, drink his cum, I'd be his slut cuck slave.

I've got a 6in cock and don't use it as my bf fucks me every night x

For me size literally doesn't matter, since my girlfriend is a transgender who happens to only love giving the dick, both orally and anally, and that strongly dislike other dicks other than hers, due to a really bad experience she had in the past. She can barely touch my own dick without freaking out. And I'm totally okay with that, sucking her cock and getting it in my butt. She learned to work my prostate perfectly over the 2 years we've been together, and I also managed to get a really kinky asphyxiation fetish too, so even just sucking her off is enough for me.