Mfw there's no RLM thread

>mfw there's no RLM thread

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Yeah we're really missing out on the same shitty comments and stale pasta that have been posted here over and over every day for five years now.

Who would you rather fuck, Mike prime or current Jay?

NEXT BOTW WHEN?!?!

Rich said on last Wednesday's stream they just filmed an episode and that another one was being edited!

IM DYING LAUREN

"Lauren's backdoor game is terrific"

-Mike

>HALF IN THE BAAAAAAAG [no intro line]

what did they mean by this

They said if they liked Suicide Squad more than BvS?

I am genuinely attracted to Jay.

They said the DCEU is a disgrace that should be rebooted immediatly

Just started watching some of their stuff.

Is Mike and Jessi banging or something? In every single thing I've seen of theirs they are sitting next to each other.

I loved that Ben-Hur video they just uploaded.

she's Jay's gf and likes to tease him, Jay read on reddit that cuckolding is the intellectual man's fetish and he always tries hard to seem sophisticated and cultured

>she's Jay's gf
Seriously? I mean, not counting the cuck memes.
They have like no chemistry whole she always sits leaning towards Mike and looking deep into his eyes when she talks.

current Jay, no question. Prime Mike was just barely passable as hot. Current Jay is prime twink material any day of the week.

The only reason I watch pre-rec

Yeah they're together.

what's weird is the transformation happened in only a year's time, if you go back and watch stuff from 2015 he doesn't look anything like he does now

I was sure that Jessi is Mike's wife and Gillian Bellinger is Jay's gf

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

*they were

Max Landis is actually Jay's BF

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Don't believe anything you read in these threads, 99% of it is bullshit

Gillian is an actress they hired

>Max Landis is actually Mike's BF
ftfy

>Gillian Bellinger
I don't think she is.

She wanted his D so fucking much it was cute.

>tfw you will never watch b-movies with your friends while a qt Texan girl who sits next to you can't stop fondling you

I wouldn't trust this guy, seems like a MDE shill

What's Mike's street name again, Sup Forums?

The Mike in the High Stoklasa

My Stork Plaza

Well who isn't? Anyone who says they're not, are lying.

Mike "Minority blight" Stoklasa

why is mike so jaded?

Mike the fat man of Calcuta

I cannot stand these guys

these guys are terrific!

i guess it got too old and reddity

Should I get this?

redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/merch/lightning-fast-vcr-repair-shirt

youtu.be/Zvv-kgq6YWw

Rate mike's fighting prowess from 1 to 10

wow calm down

JUST

Mike "Nigger Killer" Stoklasa

IM DYING JAY

I just watched that last night. Was that her? I assumed it was someone else.

It's not.

>the tables have turned

>Prime Mike was just barely passable as hot

get some taste

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Wait, what did I miss?

>It's not.
Are you saying that it's not her or that it's not someone else?

>ywn choke on the rich evans chode

why even live

>ywn watch Current Jay and Young Mike flip-fuck

>Gillian
>qt
this meme needs to stop

it is.

I saw space cop yesterday and I liked it.

youtube.com/watch?v=LaLOLyrT6vU

HOL UP

where the fuck do you see mike in this vid? is this a meme

Mike Prime

I'm watching space cop right now and it's terri
ble

Who is Lauren?

girl that jay dyed blue for one of his pervo mod-2000s art films

Made me laugh way more than modern """comedies""" do.

*mid

>LAURA MAKE JERRY ANGRY
>JERRY SMASH

>People make something folks like
>make a patreon
>content slows to a crawl despite having tons of money

shocking

hello jay did you fuck the trany?

I had to turn Space Cop off about 15 minutes in because I couldn't take it. And I was drunk. Maybe I should try again sober, but it was terrible. I still like their videos a lot though.

I've been watching the a lot of Best of the Worst and Half in the Bag lately. Are they my friends yet? I'm starting to think they might be.

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RLM have posted a shitton of content since Space Cop came out, what are you talking about?

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Seriously?

Where the fuck is my plinkett review?

i want that shirt

Mike "The Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa

>Half in the Bag
>Best of the Worst
>re:View
>real content

go to bed AIDSmoby

Is it fashionable to hate space cop because rlm is popular, or is Sup Forums really full of morons who expected the production value of a blockbuster?

Is it intentional that you can stream all of their commentary tracks without paying, or did they just forget to turn an option off? You just have to click the Play button and they stream.

it doesn't even have the production value of a charles band film

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The production value didn't bother me, the writing did. It was atrocious and full of dated jokes.

intentional

Where's that from?

yes

does anyone have a torrent to the space cop commentary?

i do

will he be brought to justice?

Why is aids so much better on Pre Rec than BOTW?

I just want a new commentary track desu. I sleep to them.

please sir, share the wealth

This is the OBJECTIVE power ranking.

Anyone he disagrees can literally go kill themselves.

i feel like jack holds back when he appears on botw for some reason

Because he has no place on BOTW. His style, tone, delivery and sense of humor don't match the other guys. He doesn't mesh as well with them.

He seems like a nice guy, I just don't think he blends well with that show.

looks pretty good tb h. i'd rank jack higher but otherwise good

I really like Jessi. She should come back.

without him we wouldn't have gotten the manhole joke

youtube.com/watch?v=z5PnYARAyUw&t=47m5s

i'd fuck that tranny tbqh family

>unironically liking rich

I seriously don't understand this. He never has anything funny to say, he's not eyecandy like Jay and Mike, and his FUCKING ANNOYING LAUGH JESUS CHRIST.

>not liking his laugh
the fuck is wrong with you?