Hey Sup Forums, cops will be comming by my house because they have a warrent to arrest someone that dosent live here...

hey Sup Forums, cops will be comming by my house because they have a warrent to arrest someone that dosent live here, and that ive never met.
dubs decides what i do when they show up

remove pants, bend over and ask for batons
also you post makes no sense whatsoever

Offer them child pornography

Ask if they're fans of Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch.

Ask them if they've come for the cheese pizza. Then give them a flash drive full of gmasks made from pictures of actual pizza with a range of various toppings.

Show them the house, cooperate, and let them do their job and wait for them to leave.

Put spaghetti and meatballs in your pocket and pretend to trip and eat it of the floor, then ask them if they want some

Wait until they arrive, stand infront of the door where this guy lives, put some red colour over your neck, but a knife or a screwdriver or something in your hand and pretend he stabbed you. It will be fun

Home Alone style trap all over the house, dress like kid off the movie!

Answer the door butt naked but be completely co operative and helpful. Just refuse clothing like a nudist. Right before they leave get dressed

Roll!

Checking my own dubs.
Ffs

Gonna add to the suggestion of the one Sup Forumstard of staying naked the whole time, this: stroke your cock. The whole time they're there. Offer to shake their hands with your stroking hand, just to see their look of bemusement change to revulsion. When they don't shake, shrug and go back to stroking.

Advanced level: cum just as they are leaving. Or, if the front door is closed, cum on the knob that they'll have to use to leave.

kek...

sock on penis. if they say anything say you were fapping

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet!
Pics and TIMESTAMP

>This makes no sense, why?

cover everything in flour. EVERYTHING
dubs get. OPs a fag

If you live in the states most likely you're going to have to let them come on your property, it's a court order and as far as I know they have every right to be there. I would very well let them search in the off chance this fugitive is on your property so you don't get fucked in any way with aiding and embedding

>thinking the cops care if it makes sense

Pic nigger

True that.
Op, do you have a house and a yard only?
A house with a lot of acreage and out building?
In an apartment?

Specifics man, Why would the cops be there?
Did you just move in and maybe they think the previous people stash something? A body maybe?

Try to find his picture OP, dress up like him the best you can.

When they get there, let them arrest you, book you, etc..

Whenever they figure out that you're not him, sue the police department for an unlawful arrest.

dubs is truth, do this op

Bump nigger, update your thread.

This

OP's a rainbow fag! Not a normal fag, a rainbow fag.

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put a suit on and lipstick. say nothing about it.

Fuck it, he's either been arrested or being a faggot nigger that he is.

OP is a fag and won't deliver

>aiding and embedding
>embedding

The police don't inform you that they will becoming to your house with a warrant. They just show up.

They may have come and he refused the search. They generally let people know they'll be back with a warrant so they might let them in without it

run out front door with black object in hand.

yall are shitting yourselves with excitement over this retarded roll but we all fucking know OP would never have the balls to do this and it wont happen 500%

pretend they're strippers