Hello friends on Sup Forums. I hawe a qustion. I want to kill my self. Will i die from puting air in my blod...

Hello friends on Sup Forums. I hawe a qustion. I want to kill my self. Will i die from puting air in my blod? My girlfriend brok up with me. My colege is a total failure. My family doesnt like me. I have no frienda . What to do?

yes you'll die of a heart attack. not a pleasant way to go

If you want to die in agony.

Use a helium tank connected to gas mask. Go to neverending sleep.

we are waiting

Don't do it. Keep on trucking. That is all.

waiting for OP

ay bro. theres no reason to kill your self. if you have that much balls to kill your self then you surly have enough balls to get new friends and shit. friends dont just come to you. you have to get them. obviously this could be a troll but if your serious then dont do it. theres many girls out there probobally better looking than your girlfrriend. your colage doesn't fucking matter theres alot of people that didn't go to a colege. and who cares about your family. plus killing your self is for pussies

I am scared. Its gona be wery painful.

If i dont make a colage i hawe to pay 7.500€! Thas a fucking a lot of mony for me

Op... were waiting,

TIMESTAMP if possible faggot

why do you have to pay?

I dont know wheare to to put it in?

Seymour is a metephor for life: there is literally ALWAYS someone, something, waiting for YOU.. it's about having the guts to stick it out

3000years later he found seymour (a rock at this point) and found that he wasn't looking for the dog itself, but truly was nlind to the learning of it all, abd was then able to appreciate their relationship, beginning to end

You nwver know what ur gonna fet in life, even if u drive all resources to one specific outcome, but as long as you power on more outcomes, come, and thus higher chance of better experiences, especially if gearing yourself to betterment as appose to damning urself like myself currently via weed and alcohol

I'll snap back tho, and so should u

You're welcome, i love .. no homo

To my goverment. They give us money.

Timestamp you faggot

Fucking dimwit, stop your blood circulation with a string. That way your vein is more visible and stick it in. Let the power of oxygen transform you. Btw record it

that would be a very painful way to die, user

No this doesn't work anymore.. They mix it with oxygen now.

You need A LOT of air. and a BIG vein. really a stupid way to try to kill yourself.

>Muh helium meme

I cant hang my self its fucking stupid

New keyboard update is cancer, sry

Yes, it will not be pleasant though.

Stay with us! You are needed here. You are here to LIVE your life. You are unique. Things WILL get better. x

wtf OP, you think sticking air into ur vein is better
go kys faggot

No one is unique, we are all part of a hive mind. Stop drowning in your delusions. Get real fucklord, watch someone kill himself and enjoy the fun.

You need to inject a lot of air to die. It needs to be enough to make your blood froth.

You know what. I'm a veteran heroin user and I was gunna outline your veins for you but I don't want that kind of shit on my computer. Fuck off this isn't going to work anyway. Grow up and get through life like the rest of us have to.

Save yourself some agony and just OD on opiates

Yep still works.
You gotta retain your arm a bit and slap it lightly so you see the veins. You can also put your whole body above the rest of your arm to increase blood pressure, and make sure you hit the vein

>An hero on cam for Sup Forums

literally the worst b8 i've seen in a while. 3/10 i wasnt nearly convinced. the broken english was too much.

Your a faggot who won't do shit, go kys and stop wasting our time jew homo faggot

How is that fun? You're such a fucking newfag it's scary

honestly this. or just do heroin instead of dying.

This is actuly me. Its an old photo. Im acutly wery nice guy. I help people alot. Im hard working. But this thing in a past month has crushed me. It yust to much for me. Sory

Once the air gets to your heart it'll feel like the chestburster scene from Alien. Don't be a fool

Why has there been so many suicide posts lately?

Normies being normies. Get out of your comfortzone, who wouldn't want to watch someone die, much better, for free even

No, that doesn't work unless you do a lot of air. friend did like 10 CCs, but no worka.

Anyway, do something meaningful first before you decide to an hero.

Cause faggots be coming out for the summer

faggot confirmed
kys nigger

After all the most realiable way would be to hit an artery

Fuck escorts and do drugs retard and if you have to atleast take some niggers with you

>month

nigga stop crying, freal. i know people who've worked until their hands bled every day for 35 years. Fucking pussies of this generation I stg

Why not just jump off a building?

Or even better make a shooting un your college take adjunto many lives as you can and then die in standoff whit cops

your actually a fag.
your not even fucking ugly am pretty sure you can get girls if you had the confidence.
also get the sides of your hair cut of it looks gay when its fully grown.
fucks sake you don'tt have any positivity do you

join the military you worthless piece of shit. you think dying is gonna solve everything, go die for your country instead.

back to hell pls

Fine, kill yourself like the other millenial faggots

please live!

exactly. this guys a pussie. if you have that much balls to kill your self you clearly have enough balls to deal with your fucking problems. or your just trying to get the easy way out. you really do not know what your missing out in life.

Dude. Dont.

Dont be the annoying fag who's going to force people to show ID before we buy air or someshit.

College is hard? Of course it is. If it was easy whats the point.
Or just quit it.

Or as people above say, make a bomb or someshit for fun and blow yourself up somewhere, without hurting anyone. Its a fun project for a few weeks.

what world are you in?
get out of your imaginary land and stop being a faggot.

This

Trips don't like Just go and hang yourself to dry

yeh and after that he might actually find a fucking hobby

fellow vetran heroin user. ever used any questionable veins to avoid bruising?

pussy. ok kys. see if anyone care. or dont. doesnt matter. livestream it if you do that would be funny

if you don't want to die you can try to stop caring about shit and do shit

Why kill yourself, when you could kill others.
The feeling is so much better.
Especially when you murder non-whites.
The feeling you get when choking the life out of a brown or black is the most intense feeling ever. Seeing your white hands choke the life out of them. Seeing their eyes roll back.

Fun times

can one make friends after school/college/uni?

everyone did.

you go do it then you lazy fuck, and see what happens to you

Yea it will give you an infarction. It will probably also hurt like hell.

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Argon.

Argon gas 100% from a welding supply store (to weld alumiunium)

Use a gas mask

Don't use a plastic bag like I did becuase you will rebreathe CO2 and you won't be able to do it.

Its not the lack of oxygen, but the increasing CO2 concentration in your blood that makes you panic/stress out.

Well thanks ill try this

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Fkn Polska fags

Why do you think im telling you? you fucking tween!

Being constructed entirely of edge, are you a 2 dimensional being or 3?

Wow dude. You really are a fuck up, aren't you? You can't even think of a way to kill yourself successfully. If I were you I'd probably contemplate suicide too having to live with myself and all.

this guy has a point. you obviously shouldn't kill someone, not you and nobody else. If you give a shit about life, just do what you would like to do. Go outdoors, try exploring the world. What can stop you now?

What are you, a fucking nurse student

Congratulations OP. You are the 1 millionth faggot to post a suicide thread on Sup Forums you win a free +1 up just in case the afterlife isn't for you.
Have a nice day faggot

slice and dice the corroded artery, fuckface

kek

You will have to pump more than a 10ml needle's worth. Not sure what a lethal does is but it's just like getting the bends.

you're actually a decent looking guy, don't kill yourself man. there's plenty of time to fix your problems, go see a therapist

That bubble might pop in your brain, if you don't die you will be paralysed for life, and there is no second chance to kill yourself after that

>you're actually a decent looking guy
kek

good one

bet he'll look good with a different haircut.

OP this might not kill you but really hurt and make you paralyses for life in agony.

If you want to die in agony, then do it, just connect an air compressor to it. But if you don't have the balls to continue after only a month of shit, then you don't have the balls knowing the pain you will be in. Why not suicide by cop? They have good enough aim that it will be over quick

OP here, I did it. Goodnight sweet princess.

Me and my ex

one needle full of air isn't nearly enough. That will just hurt really badly for a few days and maybe fuck up your arm.

Another weak fag bites the dust. I'll keep that needle in my prayers tonight. After all it just caught HIV & Super Autism

you have the needle, why not just make a makeshift IV and fill it with bleach or something toxic like that?

Post nudes

>I have no frienda

i have no frienda who is frienda
where is frienda
why no frienda

Cephalic vein. Do it faggot

OP, it'll take like 100mL of air to create an air embolus which will really do anything. Also, you're literally going to give yourself a pulmonary embolism / stroke. It's a slow and painful way to die.

Just take like $150 of heroin and go out on a high.

damn be glad you had at least a girl looking that good

drink anti freeze from what ive heard it has a sweet taste so it will be easy to take down. god speed homofag

This is me. On colege

Ok boyo, delete those pictures with her, stand up straight, get a job, reapply for unit next year, and fucking move on. That's the only way to feel better. Good beer helps too.

To put that in perspective, your syringe there is 10mL. You'll need 10 of those. That is a fucking lot of anything to push, even fluids are difficult to push that much of without causing pain. Air will be painful on push, painful on travel, and fucking painful when the embolus reaches somewhere it can do damage.

PS Why the fuck are you going to try to inject yourself with air IV with a setup made for IM injection? Get a cannula you fucking faggot.

first dont do it.

second if you do it dont put air ind your blood you die in total agony.

He might not die if someone finds him. He might go full retard tho.

see a councilor, drop out of college because fuck it suicide also means no college, what's the worst that could happen? You'll die eventually, why do it now?