Just share them, this is a safe place

Just share them, this is a safe place.

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I actually don't really really really like that picture

I never finished highschool. I am in college. I paid my counselor $3000 to fake a transcript for me. I printed a fake diploma to trick my parents into believing I actually graduated. I am 21 and am going to receive a BS in compsci

Is this what they mean when they say "fake it till you make it" ?

i feel like i grew up too fast.

are you afraid they won't love you

also how the hell did you get 3k

I hate my girlfriend because she never answer on whatsapp
But I love her because she is so hot

While i'd rather them not find out about this, I can't say for sure what their reaction would be. We are a pretty close-knit family. "Goofy-sweaters every holiday" type close.

Took me a while to scrape up 3 stacks. I worked for a guy that went house to house fixing IT problems. Networks, sound systems, building desktops, anything tech related. It was just me and the boss, I got 25% of whatever profit we made that day.

I hate Putin. I hate the "United Russia" party. I am a member of "United Russia". I need my work, and without the party I will be fired.

Post nudes fag

i'm wearing a soaking-wet goodnite right now

My girlfriend of a year and a half woke up one morning and said we're spending to much time together. I left the house for the day. The next day she told me that this relationship wasn't working, but I wasn't going to fight it or chase her so I said ok, took my stuff and left. Within a week I watched a guy walking out of her house 11:30 at night so I posted her nudes in Sup Forums... thanks for hearing my confession

>foot fetish
>fap to traps
>got laods of money (people think i'm poor)
>drugs

Sorry to hear, user.

Got them nudes?

I'm too comfortable at my current job, and so I'm low key searching for a new opportunity.

Damn dude, are you okay?

Refused to help my best friend with the relocation of furniture at his house. Called him a bitch. On the same day he was put to death by a closet.

I can feel my gf getting distant with me, so i found some fake bc online and switched hers out.

I find I hate most people I act like I like them but I could quite easily stand and watch them die suffer and then die people I have know for years family children it makes no difference I honestly feel nothing for them
Is this a normal way to be and it's just not talked about or am I the strange one

Hopefully you didn't say that over text message. His family might find them and go John Wick on your ass.

I'm have a sexual relationship with one of my 16 year old employees, I'm 32

Lucky you

my dad sells curry my dad sells sumo wrestlers

I don't think traps are gay.

this is completely normal friend, every human does this and it is just a part of life... the eternal noise is nothing to worry about. the fact that they seem more "in the moment" is just because they are better actors than you. so no worries!

I wasn't alright at first... took me a few days to get myself back under control. The shitty part is we work in the same building so we see each other everyday multiple times.

Thanks! She calls me daddy when we fuck. It was wierd at first, but now its hot.

You're a fake
And a fagot

me neither.traps arent gay man, they look like girls

I faked a mental disease to not go to school but still getting the degree. Many psychologists and schools cucked this way, did it for about 6 years. i get free drugs too lol

>thanks for hearing my confession

Wow put a lottery on user you seem blessed with good luck

nice story Sup Forumsro

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And I would stand and watch you die and think nothing of you as you begged for my help

Have pics?

I'm not lucky its fairly easy, I'm just enough of a low life to take advantage of it.
I delete those pretty quickly

I don't understand men who fall apart because a relationship ended. That's being a bigger faggot than taking a dick in the ass. Have some self respect and don't base your happiness on your perceived ownership of a vagina.

What a pity...

>Sup Forums
>safe place

Hahaha yaaa I'd rather not go to jail

Ayatolah have talked. Now just kill yourself and free us from your shitty stupidity

number 1

Wise decision. But the boring one

Boring for you maybe hahaha

Whatever cuck. Keep letting women walk all over you. You're in for a life of misery, dissapointment and some other dudes dried crusted cum in your girls cunt.

Just pay for some sex. That will help you, I think you need it

Im 1/4 black but never thought of myself that way until recently and hate myself because of it, I want children but I don't want them to go through what I go through.

My parents love me alot but I resent them somewhat for making me a mongrel and I can't help myself even though they love me a lot

im super cringey over my griflriend and really clingy fucking rip me

Keep watching romantic comedies and being some cunts lap dog. Clearly you're not a man.

OP.... didn't fall apart... just tried not to catch a vandalism charge... I'm not worried about pussy, that's what tinder is for

Whenever Im really horny but nothing get's me going, Ill fap to either one of 2 stories, 1 being the Blowfly Girl Story and the other one is a fanfiction about Realm of the Mad God (Oryx x Thessal)

The night before my final divorce hearing, my wifes best friend sucked my cock.

>My ex-wifes (now former) best friend is my younger sister.

I hereby officially diagnose you with Retard. Pls kill yourself.

He's never had a chance to have a connection with a female before

Maybe you're just a needy cunt.

ohhh... Da boy hates women because he does not get pussy. You are probably Fatty AF and as lonely as fucking pluto. I feel sorry for ya

I've dated over 30 women. Had connections with some. I'm just not a primitive who can't see past the chemicals in his nutsack. You look at women through rose colored glasses. It's not reality. It's your own lack of perception.

Wrong on all counts femanon.

huh

I'm a dingus ;(

If that's true you're just a chronic retartded and don't deserve to waste my oxygen. Just kill yourself

When i was 13 i lost my virginity to my friends mom

I miss club penguin

I know it was the right choice but I still feel bad mom had to abort my sibling child.

I lost my viginity to a male dog. I fucked him in the ass.

...

I can pretty much guarantee while you're at home being a faggot feeling sorry for yourself and derailing your life because you're an emotional wreck. She's out getting dicked and barely giving you a second thought. Snap out of it faggots. They dont deserve the energy you put into them.

Well, I honestly don't know why blowfly girl is so appealing, I honestly think that I have some low level desire to be trans tbh lmao, I have often thought about how it would be to be a woman or get fucked by guys idk Im not too attracted I guess (thank god) but if that was the case Im almost certain Id have tits by now

I like to send nudes.

Or you're just a child zero perspective.

I am an actual diagnosed psychopath. I obviously never told anyone and try to blend in wich works quite well.

A funny thing I noticed is how almost all elders I ever had to deal with disliked me.
It's like they feel that I am fake.
I don't know why, probably life experience.

He's not the 1 that posted that

Just keep whining: You failed at everything you've said. For god sake, think as a human being. Keeping your gorilla instinct going on is just too pathethyc. Arguing with you is just like explaining a maggot Diferential calculus

Emphasis on the b and s

witnessed

I'm the one thinking logically dip shit. Pining over pussy is the gorilla instinct you fool.

>be me
>discover playing with myself fairly early
>big family, small apartment
>only private place is bathroom
>take up the habit of rubbing one out every time i take a shit
>do this regularly for the next 10 years or so
>in time get to associate the smell of shit with sexual arousal
>mfw actually conditioned myself to get erect at the smell of faeces

From as back as I can remember my step dad was doing sexual things with me. I honestly can't remember the actual first time I was so young. He raised me to think it was normal and what girls were expected to do for boys. He made me also "take care" of my step brother while he watched us. My mom was always working, she was a nurse. Step dad collect ss for some disability he claimed to have. Seemed fine to me. When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying. I never tried to tell anyone again for a long time. I just let them continue. Step dad died when I was 17 of heart attack. I should have been free but I (yes it was me) kept instigating sex with his son. I would aggressively seek him for sex. I think I felt guilty for always wishing his fathers death and then it happened.

I Jack off an average of 2-4 times in a span of 48 hours, sometimes it's to cartoon shit and anime.

I once got a friend pregnant and cut all contact with her. She kept the baby.

I like to hit on female characters in world of Warcraft with offensive pickup lines.

I haven't brushed my teeth or gone out anywhere except the liquor store and minimart in over a year.

Sometimes I like to burn myself with a superheated piece of metal and a blowtorch.

I have terminal cancer and I haven't told my family or anyone else. I'm not seeking treatment

did you get the cancer on Sup Forums ?

I grab girls asses on the subway.

>be me 12, only child
>parents go on holiday
>Mothers's younger sister to stay with me.
>Hear parents arguing if this is a good idea.
>Mom tells Father "Don't worry; she's clean"
>I have no idea what this means
>Aunt stays over
>In the morning I hear her in the shower
>I go into bathroom to make she she is showering and "getting clean"
>See tits and a hairy pussy for first time.
boner.jpg
>Aunt sees me and tells me to get out.
>After her shower Aunt finds me hiding in my room
>Aunt and I talk about "privacy"
>I explain I was only making sure she was getting clean
>I have never heard a person laugh so hard.
>The next day she let me shower with her and let me touch her tits
>Three months later she was dead from an OD
>Years later I found some old raunchy porno mags at my parents home that had her in them.

I fuck my best friend's girlfriend,

I fix peoples iphones for a living. I rip all of their photos and vids even deleted ones. Any hot girl i tell they had a pretty nasty virus i removed that appeared to be stealing their data. Ill wait a few months and then email them pretending to be a hacker, blackmailing them for more nudes and vids.

In a nut shell, girls dont love me boo hoo i know right

i know im gonna stay a virgin for the rest of my life

so im going to be a trap maybe guys could love me

i got a small dick all i need to be is really fucking skinny

i dont know why i feel this is the only way probably because im fag

Op gave me a boner then made me sad

wtf

So which way do you want to go?

Marry a white girl and kids will be 7/8 white; marry a black girl and they'll be 5/8 black

What kind of cancer?
I often imagine that if something like that happened to me I wouldn't tell anyone. My mother died of terminal brain cancer. Her death was quick but that shit can drag out for years turning you into a drooling mess slowly over the course. If I got diagnosed with terminal brain cancer I'd probably go out and buy a gun right away.

I showered with a 9yo girl about an hour ago

bump for interest

why

Cheated on homework most of high school and when we graduated I took a page of the valedictorians speech and made her cry in front of our entire town while she tried to recite something she had not memorized

I plan on marrying a nice christian white girl eventually, I'm just worried that I might be passing my own struggles down to my sons/daughters

To get clean, nothing sexual or anything. We've showered together quite a few times before also.

What kind of relation do you have to her?

My circle of friends all sleep with this one girl from time to time. One of our friends is dating her, but he doesn't know we all fuck her. She has a lot of mental issues. He's such a nice guy but we dont have the heart to break it to him. When hes in the room but not paying attention she will do shit to belittle him, like grab our dicks or flash her ass at us. One weekend he was visiting his sister out of state, the rest of us went camping and we passed her around all weekend. She gets off on all the attention and the deception.

Cheater fucked the smart kid, props

she is my niece. her parents are ok with it

Send me nudes

get out of my internet box FBI