H-Hey everyone!

H-Hey everyone!

It's t-that time again!

Do you n-need a friend?
Some g-general advice?
S-someone to spend your lunch w-with?

Don't suffer in silence, Anonymous! I'm here for you

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Hello

Hello~ How are y-you doing today?

*munches on cornflakes*

im doing good, just stressing out over scholarships

Am I just an attention-seeker? I feel lonely and my "friends" are dicks, they called me a faggot on my birthday, wat do?

Forgive them user

Hi Alice!!
Nice to see you! How is your day going?

Find new friends

I do, because they are the only people that talk to me, but it still hurts, that I'm just a punching bag

C-cornflakes? For lunch? W-well I guess you are an adult and can m-make your own choices, no matter h-how wrong they are..

What's stressing you out a-about the scholarships?

W-what do you mean by attention-seeking?

It's going w-well~ Enjoying my l-lunch break. What about you?

Ahh... Guatamalan Dirt Smoothie... goes down smoother than a frosty horchata!

You need to seek help.
Serious psychological help.

Teach me magic!

Cooking myself some pastas, gonna add a ton of tomato sauce and cheese, I'm going to have a good time

I'm just here to say "Hi"
Have a nice thread guys

I'm here for you A-anonymous! I'll happily be your friend.

basically my specific college handles my scholarship from my university and does the paperwork that signs off on whether or not i still qualify, they are taking a while and im getting nervous cause without that scholarship no university for me

>Lunch

It's breakfast, Ms Margatroid

I'm good here!!
Just waking up and having a cup of coffee now.

I mean that maybe I'm not even lonely, I just don't see that people approach me. How I genuinely feel is that no one really likes me, I'm just that person that's there and just say "Hey!". You know. But maybe, I'm just attention-seeking and annoying, I don't know. Help.

Magic isn't real, but I could teach you s-some programming..w-which is sort of like magic..

Pasta d-does sound quite good right now!

Why do you type your stutter? Nobody has a stutter when they type

Thank you v-very much!

Is there a way that y-you could call and ask them a-about the status of your scholarships?

Check'd and it's definitely lunch t-time!

But isn't my job to text you? I just did!

maybe but im not wholely sure but ill try, thanks

That feel when you'll never have a cute girl feed you.

J-just waking up? Well g-good morning then!

W-what stutter?

You're not annoying, or attention-seeking. You're just lonely and now you w-won't have to be anymore b-because you are among friends

Hi Alice - Dono!!! you are great!!!

Y-you're welcome! If you need any help with anything else, p-please feel free to email me and let me know w-what's up!

[email protected]

I am tired

If you come t-to my cooking threads on Friday, I make a m-meal for Anonymous!

T-thank you so much~

H-Have a nap?

Why do you try to help people. I try to help people because I have no purpose and trying to help people is giving me a reason to live. But I usually fail at helping and I feel my life slipping away. How do I find I purpose. I feel close to the edge and I don't want things to end badly

Thanks, Alice!

A cup of coffee might perk you up.

It's definitely not!

T-there is no one else to do it, so h-here I am. I've gotta t-take care of my home.

D-dinner time then? Err.. Just eat w-what you want for whatever meals!

You streaming anytime soon?

Y-yes! Tonight at 9PM I'll be streaming!
Twitch: celtyplays

>waifu alice is back

Programming isn't as exciting as magic.

I'm j-just a person who loves Anonymous, dear. Get a laifu~

reporting in

I f-fully disagree!

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Breakfast time for nightshifters!

Anyway I have to go out and have a shower now

I already have a life with you as my waifu.

Hi. How to I stop stuttering?

will start working shift in a week, pretty hyped about the extra money

Take a deep breath and hold it.

H-have a very safe day!

N-No gods, no masters, and certainly no w-waifus~!

Speech therapy. I d-did it for 3 years and it's made a huge, positive impact on my life

Tried to upload my pastas but it's over 2 mb. Well, bon appetit anyways~

>N-No gods, no masters, and certainly no w-waifus~!

Except for you my lovely waifu. You fill the emptiness inside my heart, caused by having no gf and you fill me with lust and desire for your body.

Test.

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Oh no! W-well I am sure that it was a good m-meal!

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that was the most autistic thing I heard all day user, bravo


on the other hand, Im only awake since about three hours.

Just here to say Hello.

G-good afternoon~! I hope that you h-have a very safe day~!

Hello~ T-Thanks for the bump!

Do the voice Alice

It's my birthday in 4 days and I'm failing uni and I love you

What do you have for lunch today?

W-which voice?

W-would you like me to get you a p-present, like a s-steam game or something for your birthday? I'm s-sorry you're failing uni, but I d-don't know what I can r-really do to help that.

Chipotle!

Sounds good! How have you been, I haven't come here or the stream for a while

The cute one

Would you really buy me a present? You don't have to, it's not like I deserve it

kys nigger

What would you recommend me to relieve some stress? Having an hard time for months and months with myself and my family

I imagine sucking on your nipples, while playing with your clit, until you are close to cumming. I will then stop, waiting for you to beg me to make you cum.

I've been okay! How h-have you been doing?
Definitely missed you at my Mario Kart 8 stream last night!

Good 12 episode anime to blaze through right now?

E-every voice I do is c-cute, be more specific!

I r-really would! Email me a game that you want on steam and I'll happily get it for you! [email protected]

Much the same as always. That's probably not helpful though
I got the message on Steam. Not sure why, I just didn't come watch

ONE PUNCH MAN

I would recommend some tea! C-Chamomile helps to calm down the nerves and helps promote relaxation. I w-would also recommend taking a hot shower right before you go t-to bed.

Alice, could you please get me a new profile pic ? Anything will do, thanks by advance

It w-would of been nice, but you c-can catch my VR stream later today!

Alice I would like to sniff your used panties and jerk myself off to the sweet scent of yours.

Are you playing Resident Evil again?

...

W-why? And t-to which profile? I have....a l-lot.

Okay I'll email you, thank you:) just to say it now my steam id is /disguisedtoast

N-no, tonight I'm playing a silly game called Special Delivery!

Alice send me your energy so i will survive in the big city

Don't hit Alice with a shovel.

Weeb trash

I want a new one but can't find what I want. I'm sure anything you could recommend would please me

Newspaper delivery game?
That might be fun to watch while I play Runescape. Or maybe I'll play Euro Truck Simulator. What do you think?

Alice I would cum in any food and drink that you consume, so you get addicted to my cum. Thus begging someday for more on your own.

Here you go

I'm not from an anime. I'm from a game.

Y-yes! It looked silly and fun, thought it w-would be a good game to play after T-Therapy Tea tonight at 8pm~!

Im the only one that hate this nigger trap bitch and his bunch of retard orbiters?

wouldn't that just make everything she eats taste too salty?

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Someone has probably requested it already. But you should do a reading of this

yes, and you should stop being so autistic to hate people online

shes asian

its a girl not a trap

She wouldn't mind it, since my waifu is going to be addicted to taste of it one day.

no she isnt

Oh yes, the Tea Time threads. I've forgotten about those as well