Anyone know how to cheat in an exam? Got some coming up but I'm in a sports hall with teachers walking round

Anyone know how to cheat in an exam? Got some coming up but I'm in a sports hall with teachers walking round.

Study hard, copy answers from memory.

I've never been caught once

True. If you keep all the answers in your mind, no evidence even IF you get caught!

It's a language. Don't know questions.

Write shit dowwn on your leg. Later in exam just pull your leg up resting on the other one.

Nevermind didn't read the last bit.

I where trousers...not willing to strip.

well smartass, there is also an ankle you can write on even calves, not on your thigh.

First bit of genuine help.

Get the answers tattooed on your arm teachers won't know a thing or tattoo them on the teachers instead

Print a false label for drink bottle

If you know the subject and are allowed to listen to music. then you can record a bunch of facts and play the tape in your headset.

Name the file some album name

>allowed to listen to music.

you are allowed to listen to music during exams?
Where the heck do you come from?!

What sort of fucking exam you've been in allows you to listen to music in?

I dont know here user comes from, but in germany it's often allowed

>Print a false label for drink bottle
Can't bring anything into exam. Not even smart watch

This shit must happen all the time there then, right?

Bullshit, I am from Germany

Unless youre on some sort of leftist cuck Waldorf school that uses alternativ learning methods its not allowed

From wich Bundesland do you come from?

Where i live we have to turn our phones in when on an exam
>walk up to the teacher who collects the phones
>"I suppose i have to turn on both my phones, even tho this shitty old nokia can barely be used"
>"thats right"
>give her a decent looking older phone and a nokia c3310
>sheat with your main 3rd phone under the table.
>win at life

>*turn in
>*cheat.
i cant type for shit

acoustic piece of shit

>sheat with your main 3rd phone under the table

>not using Google Glasses

fucking pleb

Perhaps if you'd paid attention at school your mastery of the English language would have been farther along than it is.

But you can know the words of the language along with their grammatical structure and then put them together to make your own answers! It's foolproof!

tell the answers to your butthole and fart them to yourself during the exam

>I where trousers
>needs help cheating on a language exam
You sure do need that help.

Deisin you encryption with common answers to the questions
Try and write this as small as possible
On thin paper
Roll as tight as possible and ram into your urethra
Scratch balls in test pull our paper pass exams

Bitch, I aced my english Matura. 98%. autism only strikes me when I have to type

Wat?

For women it's really easy to cheat in exams. I used to hide it in my bra and once there was this guy left to me who asked for some stuff, so I pulled my cleavage a bit and he could see my nip and notes.

>autism only strikes me when I have to type
Also when you have to think I suppose.

So.... Become a trap and get some tits?

>For women it's really easy to cheat in exams

for women school in general is fucking easy

It's not worth the risk if they're watching you that closely, honestly. I know that's not what you asked, but no, I don't know how to cheat something like that.

Study for it.

Thx...

Further you non English fucktard.

Kek

break a pair of head phones. wear a long sleeve shirt. put head phone in sleeve. lean against head phone and press play.

write on listerine strips and eat evidence

print out soda bottle labels

if you can use a calculator you can literally write your own programs or 'notes'

i should have just studied....

They take phones off us.

Get sweater or long sleeved shirt, have paper with answers written down, stitch answers on inside of sleeve, peek when instructor isn't looking. Profit?

So dont use a phone? Those shits didnt even have cameras when I was in HS.

Write shit in the graphing function of ur calc

Guess so

Haven't heard of that before. Thx Sup Forumsro