I'm alone and horny in my gf's appartment. What do I do Sup Forums? Pic unrelated but hot

I'm alone and horny in my gf's appartment. What do I do Sup Forums? Pic unrelated but hot

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Come with the weirdest ideas.

wipe your asshole/taint on all of her sleeves. Specifically the place where one would wipe their nose when it is runny on a cold day perhaps.

Is that a shirt in your pic? If so I'm buying one

yes. they also offer coffee mugs. just reverse image search.

Text her and let her know what's up. If she's coming home soon, you can get right to it.

Yeah I found them. I'm totally buying a shirt. You sir, have just made a sale.

it'll take a while before shes home

Masturbate into your mouth and hold it there until she comes home. Then make her watch you swallow it

fap to her dirty underwear and cum on her clean ones

I gotta pick her up though

Same thing, only exercise to pass time. Push-ups or something. Slaughter the pussy when she gets home.

If she's not in the mood, jerk it and take a nap.

So? What? Baby can't drive with a lil cummies in his mouth?

send us pics of all her panties

jizz in her panties

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE REASON THAT/B/ SUCKS NOW

Jizz in your panties

you guys are aware this is a 13 year old murderer from England called Kim Edwards right?

jizz on her dildo

Damn, you dumb boi

is this all b can come up with?

No I've got one. Jizz on something

Let me see her dirty panties

post pics of her panties and lets roll which ones you cum on and which ones you put up your ass