>be european
>have terrible taste in chocolate AND cheese
Be european
Cameron Brooks
Henry Hill
>be american
>shart in a mart
Jonathan Campbell
>be American
>call this "cheese"
Dylan Cox
>Be American
>Get cucked
Hunter Brown
>be American
>call this "chocolate"
Dominic King
Our cheese doesnt come in a spray can
Asher Richardson
...
Ryan Ortiz
>American "chocolate" tastes like puke
Luke Barnes
>Be American
>Eat cheese from a spray can
>Drink American """""beer""""""
>Eat artificial oversugared fat shit
Landon Hill
>be American
>microwave your cheeses and chocolates
Connor Hill
...
Austin Bell
That actually looks like shit
Joseph Miller
This one is great, try it for yourself.
Gavin Morales
Someone should make a collage with it
>British inventors
>French inventors
>Russian inventors
>German inventors
>American inventors
David Allen
what's your point?
Gabriel Lopez
Google brainwashes you stupid cunts
Thomas Campbell
>people will literally fall for this terrible bait
Continentals are pretty fucking dumb.
Henry Cook
wut
Robert Murphy
>He will lose a chance to make fun of Americans
Are you even European?
Jeremiah White
(You)
Christian Parker
Does the chocolate in american Easter eggs also taste like vomi- oh wait.
Brody Ortiz
>be american
>remove penis because washing requires effort
Wyatt Evans
>around Google never relax
perfect
Hudson Anderson
>be american
>go to mexican store to buy illegal drugs
>see delicious kinder chocolate egg
>take delicious kinder chocolate egg
>Tyrone the police man comes in
>"What do you think you are doin white boi? You wanna kill someone with that egg, huh?"
>get arrested
Asher Martin
...
Ian Nelson
Are Pakistanis European?
Mason Bennett
>be american
>never get to eat THE best chocolate
Liam Nelson
They butthurt, not laugh.
Brayden Allen
literally the only good to ever come out of finland
Liam Edwards
>what is salmiakki
Noah Johnson
>be german
>raise arm
>get arrested
Xavier Murphy
DELETE
Anthony Harris
>these are actually real
Austin Lopez
Why not both?