Have you ever been in a fight?

Have you ever been in a fight?

Post your fight stories ITT.

That wasnt a fight.

I blame Sleeveless' father.
No skill whatsoever.
Dropping your guard? Even when he's telegraphing a haymaker?
C'mon, son.

>13yo
>felt invincible
>stuck up for a friend who was getting bullied
>told the bully to go fuck himself and pushed him away
>later that day after school
>walking home by myself
>get suckerpunched out of nowhere
>can only see bright white
>fall to the ground and feel blows all over my body
>no pain because adrenaline
>manage to get up and run away

Heard from eyewitnesses later that the bully met up with his white trash 19yo cousin and set him on me. After the suckerpunch he just wailed on me, kicking me in the face and then ran away. The bully kid bragged about the next day while I recovered.

At least he let him get up

That wasn't smart. Kids these days with their delusions of honor. Should have kicked him in the face.

>go to public school in Southern California
>giant weakling, anybody could beat me up
>would constantly insite fights
>record on my flip phone
>would text videos to people for cash

Was around 12 yo. This short but popular guy gets mad at me for no reason. Been bullied too much. He poses as a retard he is and my foot ends in his face. 1 shot K.O. Never felt as good

No, but a bully punched me in the face in eight grade.

>be me
>get on schoolbus
>falconpunch.jpg
>smashes my nose, which doesn't bleed, thank our God Emperor
>sit down in seat
>start to cry because it hurts
>fellow classmate hits bully with purse and calls him an "asshole"
>think about starting "Black Lives Matter" movement
>decide...not yet

I've been in hundreds of fights!! Knocked a guy out last night at the bar, he was disrespecting the bar tender who is a friend of mine. I called him a jerk off and he swung at me, I punched him once in the face and he fell on the ground and was out cold for about 3 minutes!

How are your summer holidays treating you?

3 fights just on sunday i got arrested, lil brother escaped cops. guys went hospital i went police station.
come to ireland boys, we fight and we drink and we're the best at both

How come you've been in so many fights?

>be me
>never been in a fight

Cool story bro, how's your job in the callcenter?

dont work in a callcenter

>bully comes up to me one day in highschool
>this is it
>i've ignored his warnings for too long
>he's gonna teach me submission
>i slam my heel onto his kneecap
>his kneejoint is completely obliterated
>his leg bends backwards
>he screams in agony
>disabled to this day
>i got away with it because the court judged me to have been provoked
>mfw

same here user

>be 16
>visiting colleges with best friend
>tired because had to get up early, stressed about pre-college responsibilities , cold because it's winter
>finish the tour, go outside to wait for his dad
>pull out my phone to check shit
>he suddenly "slaps" me in the face
>I say "slap" because he was obviously messing around but he's also heavy handed so it kinda hurt
>(I'm not surprised by it though because we always would hit each other for fun because teenage boys)
>My mood is already kinda off that day though so I slap him 2x as hard
>he grabs his cheek and looks at me
>I notice I busted his lip
>he tries to punch me but I block his arm, hit him in the chest and push him away
>he knocks my phone out of my hand and it cracks open on the cement floor
>NowImMad
>pick up my broken phone and get ready to punch him in the neck
>notice a few of the college staff are looking at us
>even though we're both fuming we decide to stop, we don't talk for a little bit after that
>fast forward 3 years we're still best friends and laugh about our fight and what the college staff mustve been thinking

It's the internet and he's lying. If the fight is a real fight than someone is going to jail. Maybe not the first or second time, but they will. If that faggot knocked someone out at the bar and the guy was out three minutes than the cops were called or the bar is in deep shit and a lawsuit.

Used to fight a lot when I was about 11-12. I was a quiet kid, was friends with people that were either bullied or started shit they couldn't finish, so I just dealt with them most of the time. Never been hit in the face, remember grabbing a kid's fist as he swung at my face once and people thought I was a fucking superman or something. As I got older I avoided fights, I'm a small guy now. Never had any personal trouble though, tend to handle situations pretty civil.

yea thats not a fight its a sucker punching faggot and if you are the faggot that defends sucker punching than you are a faggot too and should kill yourself

I'm an insecure faggot

>talk shit
>get hit

so from no audio and backstory you know who was the bully, the aggressor and the one talking shit
kill yourself

If you saw it with audio, the faggot deserved it

>be me 11
>on blades
>some idiot 15 yr old drives right at me falls off his bike
>starts a fight
>i bottle it
>get shit kicked out of me
>he gets up and starts walking away
>take my blades off
>start boiling
>run behind him, grab the back of his head and throw my ass on the floor (running bulldog)
>his face smashes into a hundred pieces, shattered cheeks, destroyed orbital, bust nose.
>get 3 years of juvenile with daily school escort

The only reason it didn't ruin my life is because I did good at school. If I was a nigger I'd probably be dead now.

Got in a fight once with a friend of mine in the 7th grade over a girl we both liked. I got one pretty clean punch to his face and saw him just go blank for a second or two. Right after that he said everything had just gone white, and I was like "Oh shit, really??" and fight was over.

Another time I was probably talking too much shit like I always did in junior high school and a bully came to me and started trying to swing on me. I managed to block every swing and then he stopped fucking with me because he thought I knew karate or something. Dude was just really slow.

>solid eye contact
>argument in full swing
>"sucker punched"

The fuck was he supposed to wait for? An invitation? People don't slap each other with gloves anymore, faggot. You've obviously never been in a real fight. Sometimes they just happen.

i can see mouths moving and i can see the victim's mouth running off when he gets slapped, so there is a reasonable assumption to be made.

Not to mention just because YOU haven't seen this clip with audio doesn't mean not a single person has, you self-absorbed douche

where you at bro?
seriously, im going to come to your house and punch your right in your faggot face
I'm sure you would be totally cool with me busting your fucking teeth down your throat because I don't need an invitation
yes I have been in plenty of fights
I'll wait for you to post your address

...

solid argument
gets told so you post a gun
total fucking pussy

Was the smallest little kid.
Didnt hit puberty until like 17.
Shot up from 5'8 tp 6'2.
Still have the mentality of a little kid at 19.
Bully steals my friends weed.
We confront him.
Bully stands up and hits my friend in the face.
friend falls backwards and knocks himself out on a rock.
just me now.
"Am i next i ask?"
"im gonna put you right by your friend" says bully
bully throws haymaker
i block it and hit him with a right
blood shoots from his nose
i back up and fall down out of shock
bully goes into rage and rushes me
i somehow juto him down to the ground beside me
i get on top
i start wailing for survival
i hit him like 20 times
i put him in the steiner recliner and pull his head back to see his face
its covered in blood. i release him and he walks home.

poor guy was fighting years of pent up rage mixed with survival instinct

That hook was obvious as fuck. The two of them had squared up, face to face. He didn't even hit the guy when he went down. He waited patiently for him to get back up. I'd call that a far fairer fight than a few I've seen and been in.

>not using a gun

Sucker. If you were smart you'd realize that cheaters always win.

I lost my first fight. Talked shit to a bigger kid when in middle school. I was sitting on the floor. He got up, ran to me, and pounded me in the head until someone took him of me. Didn't hurt as much as I thought it would and I didn't get ko'd. I just didn't fight back.

Second fight some pipsqueak fuck and his football buddies were messing with me in high school. I am a big dude (builtfat) and always have been. I tossed the little guy sideways into a bank of lockers. He went out. Took the three of his (fairly big) friends to subdue me, but not before I dislocated one of their arms and broke two of my fingers. I'd call that a draw.

Been in plenty more, but those are my first two. Latest one ended up with me taking a ride in a squad car while the cop and I laughed about dumb shit. I'm not a violent person either. I'm usually one of the most chill people you'll ever meet. I just hate bullies and being backed into a corner.

I *always* carry a small lock-blade knife. Has gotten me out of plenty of fights before they began. Most people see you pull a weapon and they suddenly lose the will to fight. Especially if you look somewhat intimidating anyway. Which, apparently (according to friends) I do.

> be me 9th grade
> that weird kid with no friends
> everybody hated me
> only time anyone was nice was when they wanted something
> bullied by a fat kid in 4th period whole semester long
> just tried to put up with it cus can't afford to get suspended
> tell every teacher I can
> nobody does jack shit
(What did I expect?)
> tell principals
> again no help
(Should've learned by now)
> fast forward to last week of school
> only been getting worse
> patience gone
> about to beat the shit out of him
> bell rings so I say fuck it I'm going home instead
> the next morning I get to school and his first period is gym
> mine is an ag (agriculture) class
> gym is on the way to the ag department
> hear him in the locker room
> idea.jpg
> take bookbag off and wait
> fat ass is first one out of the locker room
> rush in and start swinging
The next few minutes are a blur of adrenaline
> Next thing I remember fight's over and fat ass is sitting on me
> mfw the story still says I won
(I to this day have no idea how)
> suspended for the remainder of the school year
> ok fine
> get home everybody's proud cus I stood up for myself
> early summer vacation

I've had other fights similar but only one of which did the story acknowledge my loss (the only other one I did lose)

>>Be me
>>White as fuck
>>See dad after walking when I was born
>>He's black as fuck
>>Gets pissed, call my mom a liar
>>Black baboon says it's true
>>Punch him, but miss, and he cuts off my hand

I'm down for drinking part.

I got one other one I can greentext if you guys wanna hear it. T'was me in 8th grade
Well shit man

>carrying a knife not a gun

You're fucked if we ever meet.

You are a nigger. With a hard R.

looks pretty much like a fight to me

but you must admit the other guy is build, probably has the arm of a size of sleeveless' leg

Yeah, if it's life and death maybe.
That's just so people can say it was a fair fight, I think.

>be german
>be in university
>play rugby
>be 6´2 and about 240lbs
>was on one party and leave with for another party at "dorm pub" (i live two jouses away in the same complex)
>arrive
>some guy immidiatly starts trashtalking me like:"i know you talk shit about me"
>i dont even know that guy
>i camly continue drinking beer with my friends
>his friends contain him but he keeps talking shit and challanges me to fight from the distance
>after one or two hours pub closes, that guy isnt to be seen
>decide to continue drinking with my friends and some guy who tags along at my place
>cont

Gun poster wasn't me. I'm in Texas, where are you, faggot?

Go on

I carry a knife, a gun, another gun, club, taser, pepper spray, another knife, hand cuffs, k-9 and these hands, mother fucker.

>t. Cop

To be fair, dude that won had a lot more weight on him, plus that first few punches looks like it frazzled him so much couldn't fight back much

>right in front of the stairs to the door of my house he and about 7-10 of his friends hang around
>exchange insults
>a mutual accquintance tries to keep us both calm
>i stay calm and turn around, ready to just go in and let it be
>then i catch a punch from behind while on the stairs
>i grab that motherfucker and drive him into a street lantern
>friend is between him and lantern - sorry.jpg
>drive the cumgargler into the plant bed next to us and start punching his face
>let go after three or four punches and hes now crouching on his knees and elbows facing away from me
>grab him by the neck and ask if hes had enough
>has enough
>i let him go and he runs off
>realize even his friends didnt bother to intervene anymore

my neighbor (american exchange student) actually saw the whole thing and ran out of his building
>he brought pie
>mfw both groups (minus dickhead) get pie

than my group and i head in, continue to drink and leave my flat in a disgusting state

don't confuse these people with facts
if you sucker punch someone in the face 300 times and let them stand up and you knock them out that makes you a better fighter
period.

I was being a cunt once, and got a black eye.

I didn't cry though. It was more like I sat there in shock.

Was like "I can't believe you done this"

kek

...

stupid niggers

see the white guy is just a bad fighter
because you don't need an 'invitation' to fight

When I was in 4th grade it was the last day of school. Some Armenian kid was giving me shit. This dude has been a pain in my ass all year. I'm leaving the room and he's following me so when I reach the door I spin around and swing, BAM, connect with his face. Down he goes. I booked it out of there before the hammer could fall. They scooped me up later anyway.

It's the only times I've really attacked someone. I wrestled my bro a few times but that was to subdue him when he went apeshit.

You're conflating getting nigger'd with both people squaring up and someone throwing a first punch unexpectedly.

Kys

You think that kid was like "Oh shit sir are you okay?" Nah that little nigger was about to run the dude's pockets.

and still you are the massive faggot

k
kys fag

I would beat shit out of you in real mate, turn you into bloody unidentifiable mush

Sounds like a true friendship to me. Good stuff, haha

>confusing competition, street fight, and assault as virtually interchangeable

It's ok, user. Not everybody leaves their basement.

so, that's a recipe for revenge...
anything planed yet?
>shit in the mailslit?
>tacks in their car tires?
>something involving butyric acid?

Nobody "fights" nowadays, so I avoid getting into them in general, never been in a proper one. I know a lot of friends who've been in them and most just get fucking cheap shotted when they aren't looking and beat up when they're down because people are cowardly faggots with no morals.

Niggers be nogging

I was sleeping with my roomates gf for about 3 months, he comes home early to see her coming out of my room naked. He gets pissed and goes out side and takes a bat to my car. I quickly get dressed and try to stop him. He starts punching me so i grab his arms, he tries to kick me, eventually he just starts crying. He gets in his car and leaves. Next day when i come home from work all his shit is gone and shes asleep in my bed. We never officially date but she lives with me and we continue fucking for a few months, until i get a gf and kick her out.

champ

k
i didn´t write that to impress someone on the internet with my strength but,
no

sure you did, kid.

You're a bad friend.

We were friends only because we were roomates

sure, but you are still way to self confident, suck my cock and swallow

no, don't try to change your argument now
>The fuck was he supposed to wait for? An invitation? People don't slap each other with gloves anymore, faggot. You've obviously never been in a real fight. Sometimes they just happen.
you can't play both sides of the fence
its ok, user. not everyone is autistic like you

What a champ. Let the guy stand back up, too many videos of people just laying into people on the ground.

As for personal experience with fights, on 2 occasions I punched people in the face at school, but they were the only punches thrown. Not because I knocked them out or anything, it was just one hit, they just kinda backed off and it ended.

Other than that I've been unfortunate enough to be be group jumped on like 5 or 6 occasions and some light to moderate beatings. Had my elbow broken in one of them, and my jaw has a permanent click from one of the others.

Also had a knife pulled on me when walking home with a girlfriend but I basically grabbed her hand and crosses the street and the guy kinda just walked after us for a bit but then walked off.

you are just lucky, thats all
I would have introduced the bat to you personally
the only person asleep in your bed would be you in a coma
funny how people like you never think how situations could have ended up differently

Ok cool, but thats not what happened

Didn't have to change it.

From the nigger's perspective, he didn't need an invitation. He just decided to hit the man. The difference being, that was assault. The white man had zero awareness that he was about to get jacked because he was never in a confrontation.

The two rednecks were completely aware of what was going on and what might happen bit the skinny one didn't know enough to create distance or to hit first. It's not rocket science. Also, you never told me when you were coming. I'll even pick you up at dfw airport.

>get wasted
>lose my shit on some yuppie in a bar
>beat his ass in the parking lot
>really kicking and punching the living shit out of him
>cops show up, end up in jail
>get fucked by a billion lawers in court
>spend 5 years and 4 months in cell like picture

that's pretty nice for a prison. 5.3 years for assault is really harsh though. sorry to hear that, Sup Forumsro

Yep I guess, Kumla high security prison in Sweden..
>harsh
That's what you get when you beat up some suit with important parents..
I fucked up. But he deserved it.

>The two rednecks were completely aware of what was going on and what might happen
>Implying you know what two random rednecks are thinking
assault is assault and don't act like one isn't the same as the other
If you think sucker punching someone in the face is just 'the beginning of a fight' and not a crime you are mentally retarded
have a glass of milk kid

Hopefully we never fight and we can discuss what kind of handgun you're carrying and why it's probably shit.

Like I said in the post above the one you quoted, I'm a totally chill dude.

that

Sleeveless confused looks for prowess, he even doesn't react when the dude starts to step in...

The beginning of the fight was when they got inches from each others face. That's bit someplace you want to be when you're in that heated of an argument. It's like saying "the fuck you gonna do, bitch" and expecting them to do nothing. For all we know that's exactly what was said? No audio.

Again, you don't know much about what it's like to get into fist fights. Have a glass of water, city boy. Your fear response is giving you cotton mouth.

Only one. It was stupid as shit.

>Be drunk with friends
>go to little food shop downtown
>some little faggot trying to start fights with everyone, including a guy in a cast with a brken arm.
> His reasoning "It's my birthday I can do whatever I want"
>We go get food
>come out little shit still trying to fight with everyone, his friend bumps into my buddy knocking his food on him "Oh I'm not saying sorry for that"
>Buddy is just like what the fuck ever
>We start to walk away
> Hear "That's right you faggots walk away"
>Drunk me is having none of this, get right in his face telling him to either shut the fuck up or just walk the fuck away.
>My hands are at my sides, he punches me in the face
>I drop to the ground mainly due to surprise and drunkeness, get up almost immediately
>Too drunk to know who hit me
>Go to biggest guy there (his buddy who bumped my friend) right in his face, "Did you just fucking hit me"
>guy suddenly becomes giant pussy, "no man it wasn't me"
>Go to next guy in line who is guy who hit me "You little motherfucker"
>Guy suddenly doesn't want to fight anymore, starts backing up quick
>Chase him across street tackle him hard, and pull his leg out at same time
>Smashes head on parked car, proceed to repeatedly punch him in the face
>Get rolled over, push one hand on his face twisted his head so he can't hit me, proceed to punch him
>Police out of nowhere show up and break it up
>Luckily there's a guy lying in the middle of the road down the street
>Police tell us to go the fuck home

your argument is based on pure speculation and assumption
>For all we know that's exactly what was said?
You don't know anything of what was said
I've been in fights kid, I don't know about you
But I can only hope one day someone sucker punches you and and as you lay there they land kicks to your face and hopefully the last thought that crosses your mind is 'at least this was a fair fight'

Yesterday was my first fight for a while w/ my dad.

>Daddy issues when I was 2
>Real fucked up shit happened so he was pretty much exhaled from the family, everyone utterly hates him

>Yesterday, grandfathers funeral
>He showed, first time I had seen him in my life
>Was told by the minister in the funeral hall that he wrote the speech that she would say in front of everyone
We'll call my grandfather J and my grandmother K
>Half way through the service she says "And J and K bared a child to D (my dad)"
>"Then J would go on to be the proud grandfather of C (My younger sister) and X(apparently that was the other kid he had)"
The fuckwit removed my name from the speech and the obituary's.
I didn't cause a scene, I just waited.
>After the service was finished I went to fill in the memory book at the end of the room, you know the one with pictures, pages for people to sign and all that? Yeah he ripped out my pictures and also the page that was for me to sign...
I. Was. Fucking. Fuming.

We was then invited to go to a different building for refreshments and to mingle, bar that was serving tea/coffee, and food.

>My little sister went to the bar to get some cake, and he went over to her and put his hand on her shoulder trying to make it all about him
>The fact that he touched her made my blood boil.

>Planned what I was going to do and waited.

1/2

>be 18
>at a club me and a friend go to the car to get drinks
>some assholes in the car park call us fags for being in car together
> ignore it 4 of them 2 of us
>drunk friend being idiot goes to argue with them I walk away
>see argument gets out of hand 4 guys start hitting him
>ohshit.jpg
>jump on this tall motherfuckers back
>put him in chokehold
>after a while his friends realise he's in trouble start beating me
>don't let go
> dude passes out im getting my back kicked in
>still dont let go
>tfw dude almost died cause I was too drunk to realize

2/2
>He sat down and a table and just before we left, I got the biggest cup of tea there was, filled it
>I didn't say a word, but just went over to him and offered to shake his hand
(Tea in my right hand, shake with left)
>He smiles then reaches out
>Before he touches me I throw the tea all over his face, and then throw a right hook straight into his nose
The thing that felt so weird is that it moved it all to one side, so I don't know if I broke it or what...
>He fell off his chair
>I mounted him and started pounding away, it took 3 people to drag me off him
>I go outside and sit on the bench behind a bush to cool off
5 minutes pass and I see him walk out and start walking off to whereever the piece of shit lives

>I wait another 10 minutes and go back in, apologize to as many people as I could that I did that infront of them, and especially at a funeral
>Most people are understanding as noone liked him, but I still felt like shit that I did it on my grandfathers funeral

My cousin approached me afterwards and said that as I walked off, she went over to him as he was getting up off the floor
And he was mumbling "I deserve it, I haven't been a dad, blah blah blah"
Trying to get sympathy...

Fucking piece of shit I tell you...

lol exiled ***

Got in a wicked sword fight once

Watch less Movies.

I've been sucker punched. I wasn't looking or aware that the guy was even that pissed at me.
I've also been hit in an argument. I was aware I was in a tense situation and could go south. We exchanged blows, got pulled apart. That was fair in my mind and I was hit first.

Either way, neither of us will see the others side. That being said, I'll still take you up on your offer that you BTFO on if you're ever up to it. We can go a few rounds at my gym.

Also, you don't know much about rednecks.

>fight me