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Requesting Weiss Schnee with this body

requesting a picture of some halfings playing in a field

I'm not good at cute

I'll see what i can do

I got you user

thanks man¡¡¡

Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the album below
Pokemon refs: imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: imgur.com/a/qItQA

Here is James Ling and his brother Roscoe Ling playing soccer. The "Half-Lings".

Requesting mama peach washing a shota toad's dick clean from smegma.

i meant the ones from lord of the rings

I think that shot's going in. Great form.

Hello new thread.

you don't like roscoe
Perfect 45 degree corner shot

lewd roscoe

no, i like him but you drew the wrong thing

but i did request it so have fun with roscoe

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hips and breast look a little weird to me.
still a nice job!

Requesting a drawfag race like the wackyracers

lewd foot
>drew wrong
maybe you requested wrong, asshole. don't hurt roscoe's feelings
why's this guy hate you too lmao

Hey, that's not very nice. This drawfag is secretly a racist biggot! We should all hate him if we don't already.

Hate me? No...no one hates me. Everyone loves me. I'm super amazing. The greatest drawfag in history. That is me.

>This drawfag is secretly a racist biggot! We should all hate him if we don't already.
>On Sup Forums

????????

>The greatest drawfag in history
You clearly haven't met ME

Oh please. That catscratch scribble you call drawing pales in comparison to my divine art from the gods themselves. Be humbled you are in my presence, peasant. I am perfection.

Why am I so reminded of someone else...?

No you're a fucking gaylord

Draw Helen Lovejoy tied to a cross and gagged with a polka dot scarf wrapped around her mouth. I want her in her regular clothes

In case your lewd requests are too weird.

>Why am I so reminded of someone else...?

Because a "literallywho" drawfag acting like people care about them it like...the oldest trick in the book?

Who could that be?
Ow, my feelings. Ow. Owie. You even used "fucking" in there. So effective. I don't think I can go on...my feelings are too hurt. Ow. You win, user. It was too much for my wittle heart. Ow.

It's a joke, my dude.
Someone who doesn't really matter anymore, apparently.

Here's my submission. Don't lose it.

>using digital images as evidence

Aww, don't say that! Everybody matters!

>It's a joke, my dude.

Eeehhh

Any bodydoing req?

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fuck i went to the wrong kart store
Not really. They kinda just... pussy out most threads.
>Eeehhh
What are you, Jontron now?

I mean, I matter more than everyone in this thread combined, but you all have your tiny little bits of worth.

>Confusing an elongated dismissive groan of a "eehhh" with a guttural click "ech"

You just didn't make a good joke, guy.

grand.xxx.auto.com

i wish for the escape of death

Decaf, you smell bad.
That is all.
Carry on with your regularly scheduled program.

Whatever keeps you from killing yourself
>trying to enforce sounds on typed words on a screen
jesus goy
besides, comedy is subjective. just look at your funny ass face

The whole purpose of grammar and punctuation is so that you can convey the subtleties of the language through text.
And that includes tone.

>>trying to enforce sounds on typed words

Did you....did you forget that onomatopoeias exist?

Please, just take the "L", don't fall into an "entity-esq" sperg storm.

Fukubakaiwill.

Oh my goodness

Why you always gotta be so salty?
Did you fall into the sea and choose to drink your way out?

>Tries to insult everyone in thread
>Told to keep insulting as to not kill self
That's kind of boring. Wouldn't basic insulting online guarantee a "kys" sort of response?

>tfw they are both faces of the same coin

But who cares? It's just three e's followed by three h's. Are you that argumentatively bankrupt you're trying to argue what six letters sound like on an image board?
How do you pronounce العربية?

I mean you were just repeating yourself so I didn't want to continue.

>Check my numbers.
>See them repeat
>Booger in Decaf's hair.

You're just mad because your reading comprehension is still at a grade school level.
Not to mention that you have no grasp about proper language use in a textual format.

But that's okay.
Most kids nowadays can't do shit for fuck without screwing it up.
Your ignorance isn't your fault. It's the fault of your country's education system.
Or your parents... for drinking and smoking while pregnant.
Your father counts too. Which is why it's parent"S". He kept telling your mother that you could totally handle the beer bong!
As he shoved the tube into your mother's cervix.

>But who cares?
>No actual argument at this point.
Well good.

>How do you pronounce العربية?
I don't speak Chinese, ask Decaf.

Isn't that sand nigger, not chinese?

Is this the sperg he was talking about?
So you can't pronounce it? Thanks for proving my point.
>gives up this easily
Disappointing.

Idk. I'm just not a happy person user.

I you didn't wanna continue, telling me to kill myself is optimal. Dead people can't use internet. You chose the less efficient choice of words. Poor show.
I dug them all up. Sorry.

>Isn't that sand nigger, not chinese?
Y-yes user, I'm just acting retarded because thats how you do jokes?

>So you can't pronounce it?
Nah, I don't know the language.

Are you comparing this...to you not understanding a sound expressed in English?

I mean, I can pronounce it. "Eurbaa".
Guess you're just not much of a language buff, huh?
who gives a shit

Again with the failed reading comprehension....
He was referring to your conversation. Between the two of you.
Nothing about me choosing to sperg for the sake of sperging.

FFS. Did you fail grade school or something?
Pick up a book. Read about grammar!
Fuck, you disappoint me, son.

So I've gathered....
Would a steaming hot bowl of weed with a fat cup of coffee help?

Yeah, my shitty digits didn't help much either...
Any chance you can give Decaf pinkeye by farting on his face?

>who gives a shit
people on the internet

y'all are petty as fuck, god damn

Then kys, just leave me all your talent in your will.

No, it's more an understanding in linguistics and how people perceive sound.
There's any number of things that could make one thing sound like another other than spellings.
Phlegm, for instance. Speech impediments. Etc.
Somebody give me a sparknotes, this post is too boring to read through.
Clearly.

You're one cool dorito, guy. You're alright.
Whydon'tyoutho?

any rrequests kiddos?

Also, eighth day tobacco free, Chantix is poison.

>Dead people can't use internet
you shuld watch Occultic;Nine, there is dead people using the internet

>Would a steaming hot bowl of weed with a fat cup of coffee help?
We'll see wen I get home.
>Also, eighth day tobacco free, Chantix is poison.
I will pray for u.
Good luck.

>All of these cartwheels to distract form the fact that he forgot onomatopoeias exist

Why?

Is it a fictional story?

feels bad man

Magical Girl Emery
...and she hates it.
>arguing the correct spelling of a sound which is not clearly defined in any dictionary
For what purpose?

>Anyone actually admitting they are wrong in any way on the internet.
Kek

>Can't reply in an intelligent way
>TL;DR hur dur.

Seriously. Just admit you're mentally deficient so this line of conversation can end.
Once you admit to your own shortcomings, you can finally work towards bettering yourself.

Instead of, you know. Being an edgy kid trying WAY too hard to be cool.

I mean, I can do it... but I can't draw it...
Unless...

>Farts in your face.

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DRAW A RULE 63 VERSION OF YOURSELF YOU FUCK

>Can't reply in an intelligent way
>TL;DR hur dur.
Thanks for listening and giving me a sparknotes.

>not clearly defined in any dictionary
Clearly enough.

Plus I don't think I was arguing about definition. Just sounds. The way "eh" or "eeeehhhhhh" would be pronounced don't sound like the throat cough/grunt that is "ech"

I REALLY DIDN'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

.Pay me $$$

No

It's not like either of them are right or wrong, in the end they're both just faggots arguing over retarded shit.

Try to explain phonetics.
I get the feeling he's too young to remember phonetics.
Which is what used to be taught until they changed it about 10 years ago.

cute avatar, btw

>pronounce long a
Fuckin' Canucks.
Also if you want to argue specifics, that's technically not "eeehhh", which by your definition should just sound like the Fonz going "AAAYYYEEE"

Late as fuck

Thanks for the advice mate

I'll be leaving now

>It's not like either of them are right or wrong, in the end they're both just faggots arguing over retarded shit.

You're not wrong.

But I just don't think
"These sounds aren't similar enough for this joke to work"
is really the same as
"EVERYONE MUST HAVE AUTISM!!"
"LITERALLY NO ONE CAN INTERPRET WRITTEN WORDS AS ONOMATOPOEIA!!"
"I KNOW ARABIC SO I'M CORRECT!!!!"

>I get the feeling he's too young to remember phonetics.
No he's just bored and a little dumb.

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your'e damn right knuckles

ur pretty 2
doing request?

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Fonz's Ayyyyyyyyy., No E.
You just did an elongated.
"Aye, you. Tosser! Fuck you!"
Seriously, you suck at english.

sure but i cant guarantee a delivery because i fall asleep when i draw sometimes

Bit more than a little from what I've managed to gather.
Tries too hard to be cool too.
Edgy kids these days, right?

Jesus, you must have autism to care this much about an argument this retarded.

Is decaf still around?

Or maybe some people just care about linguistics.
Language and the way we convey our thoughts are important after all.
Grammar in text makes sure we do it the way we want.

lmao

who dis

It's subjective either way. They're fucking sounds.
Like what kind of sperg turns an argument about sounds into a personal battle?

A friend.