The reigning champion finally gets his campaign going at the Lakeside as carpenter Scott Waites, probably the sport's greatest part-timer, aims to match Martin Adams' 3 BDO world titles. Scotty 2 Hotty is in the final match of the evening with the incredibly slow barge named "S.S Dennis Harbour" in his way. If Scotty starts dreaming about repairing doors in Todmorden and Batley while waiting for Harbour to leave the oche, he could be back to the hammer and chisel quicker than he expected.
The afternoon has a trio of Dutchmen as Lakeside first timer Danny Noppert, best remembered for his excellent Grand Slam performance where he took then-PDC World Champion Gary Anderson to a last leg shootout, plays Canada's David Cameron. 2016 semifinalist Richard Veenstra aims to send enraged Scottish midget Ross Montgomery out in round 1 for the seventh time in 10 appearances, and the BDO's longest serving Dutch jobber Wesley Harms is against Krzysztof Ratajski.
In the women's draw, three time champion Anastasia Dobromyslova and three time final choker Deta Hedman start their tournaments against Wales' Rhian Griffiths and slurper Casey Gallagher respectively.
Coverage starts at 12:05pm on Channel 4 before switching to BT Sport 1 at 6:45pm.
All matches are best of 5 sets except women's matches (best of 3 sets). Women's matches are in greentext.
>Today's matches (12:05pm - 5:00pm) Danny Noppert (3) v David Cameron Richard Veenstra (14) v Ross Montgomery >Deta Hedman (1) v Casey Gallagher Wesley Harms (9) v Krzysztof Ratajski
>Tonight's matches (6:45pm - 10:45pm) Mark McGeeney (11) v James Hurrell >Anastasia Dobromyslova (4) v Rhian Griffiths Darius Labanauskas (8) v Conan Whitehead Scott Waites (6) v Dennis Harbour
>you are now aware regulated trebles are bigger than unregulated trebles
Aaron Walker
>slurper
Jace Garcia
What's the difference between choker and slurper?
Tyler Sullivan
Is blackwell still in this?
Guy lives in my town.
Heard he dropped some massive fucking spaghetti.
Nathaniel Ward
Dean Reynolds missed 3 darts at top to win 3-0 and Pip won 3-2.
Jaxon Reed
I'm going to have to find and watch that match.
Alexander Barnes
Noppert is cool but drop the earrings please
Blake Wright
Canada BTFO
Brayden Butler
Noppie setting the highest average so far with 98.
Brandon Martin
JUSTIN CREDIBLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
Asher Fisher
Warty up next. Come on Veenstra.
Aaron Murphy
DAT 127
WARTY SHOOK AS FUCK.
Luke Parker
Now a 144!
Ross the Boss on suicide watch.
Christopher Morris
that 19
KEK
Andrew Torres
don't let that be the turnaround
Blake Powell
Looks like another knob of the week for warty
Joshua Nguyen
C4's camerawork is fucking terrible.
Missed that 121 Bull finish.
Jackson Price
Pity set.
Brayden Cox
dat shanghai
Samuel Gutierrez
Would like to see Veenstra switch.
Elijah Jackson
Wolfie in the crowd looking as drunk as a skunk.
Jaxon Anderson
>1 leg away >start jobbing
Jack Watson
>watching the WWE of darts Why
Joseph Lewis
Wart removed.
Jaxon Diaz
wew
Liam Ross
>Ross "First Round Loss" Montgomery
Angel Davis
Fucking hell, the underbite on Gallacher.
Samuel Cook
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE'S NO LIMIT
Carter Lopez
NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE'S NO DOUBLES
Blake Martinez
time for lakeside "women"
Robert Wright
boing boing boing
Isaiah Lee
I would destroy that
Benjamin Brown
>1 >1 >T3
Liam Thompson
>world's number one
Chase Thomas
>12 darts >275 left
Owen Flores
>come home >women's match on
Christopher Wright
Who is this semen demon?
Carson Morris
Absolutely pathetic play from Deta
Christian Bennett
>need single 10 >hit treble 6
William Fisher
BOTTLING CUNT
Dylan Gonzalez
>they are receiving money for this "display"
why?
Julian Butler
ABSOLUTE STATE of Hedman
Caleb White
oh she did it
BASED CASEY
Benjamin Wood
Casey A CUTE
Juan Williams
averages for this "match"?
Jace Hernandez
No idea but I bet they're higher than Tom "muh shoulder" Sawyer's.
Robert James
>Those people with a dartboard around their necks
David Hill
>wedding proposal at the Lakeside Top lad
Noah Sullivan
Hedman 73.6 Gallagher 79.9
Evan Diaz
Henman: 73.62 Casey: 79.86
Joshua Green
breathtaking standard, thanks
Juan Smith
Harms getting BTFO
Joseph Garcia
>Busting 120
Robert Cook
>self Harms
Tyler King
Ratajski has a touch of the Assads about him. Also, that murderer's stare whilst throwing.
Sebastian Smith
Fallon Sherrock? I wouldn't mind if she would Fallon Mydick!
Aaron Martinez
heh
Dylan Cruz
Ratajski looks more solid than most of the seeded players
Cameron Nguyen
>Harms
Brody Perez
>Wesley Harams
Josiah Richardson
JUST U S T
Kevin Foster
POLACKED
Camden Torres
>Sparky the BDO Eurojobber
Juan Lopez
rip in pieces fritz
Brandon Adams
BOBBY GEORGE, LADS.
Levi Bailey
This is back on in 10 minutes by the way.
Ryder Perry
>Prego Anastasia
John Nelson
Gary 'big jobbo' Robson here this year?
Grayson Kelly
>Gilding cosplaying as Mardle spotted
Joseph King
>Deta
Elijah Fisher
Didn't qualify.
Surprised Mark McGeeney is that well-accented. Thought he was going to be a typical scumbag.
Wyatt Harris
Did harms lose?
Elijah Harris
Yes lol
Jose Kelly
Jesus christ. The one tournament in the whole year that you could potentially profit from and you lose first round and you are out of pocket from travel costs alone
Jonathan Moore
Harms is the prime example to all Dutch lads of what will happen to you if you don't get out of the BDO fast.
Evan Brown
Hurrell looks like falling over when throwing
Lucas Reyes
Also has one of the most unsuited nicknames ever.
>Hillbilly >is from Gloucestershire
Matthew Mitchell
This is gonna be another lakeside classic I can feel it
Sebastian Morales
DAT 102
Jordan Miller
I still don't get it. Why is the BDO so shit compared to the PDC?
Parker Nguyen
Less money for magnets.
Cameron Nguyen
Because anyone with an ounce of talent moves to the PDC as you can earn a fuckload more money.