Dubs decide what to say to girl who has a thing for me

Dubs decide what to say to girl who has a thing for me

fuck you nigger

"just really horny, tryna get this dick sucked"

my dick

nigger

"Im really hard right fucking now"

Trying to get balls deep in your asshole, that's what's up

reroll

really bored and wanna be inside your holes, what now?

Winrar so soon

fake

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OP will not delivar

Winrat

>Missed opportunity to say "My dick" in response to "Whats up"

How you call two niggas fucking? Fucking niggers.

>"im really fucking hard right now"
WINRAR OP BETTER FUCKING DELIVER

WINRAR

Awaiting response

OP IS NOT A FAGGOT!!!

OP DELETE AND SAY THIS INSTEAD

oh shit op is delivering! lets see that response. if she sends nudes, you owe us anons

I want you to gargle my balls and stroke my huge dick whilst dressed as an iguana

First reply get it instead of dubs just to keep the convo going

Why don't I join you there?

Would love to be there with you

Does your vagina look like a roast beef sandwich?

Roll

nah.. you just killed it... go to sleep already will ya

rollin

You can't read, can you?

Told her I was taken. What shoild I say dudes

Better fire up that pink taco if you're coming over.

What are your thoughts on immigration and the current state of western europe?

1st reply to the screenshot gets it, this follows w the rest of the thread

Roll

Rolling.

"Listen lets be real here, I like you.
But i need to know if you actually give a fuck about me.
So can you come over right now and just sleep with me"

A bit of side action never hurt nobody

Shut the fuck up you stupid monkey nigress and send me nudes already fucking bitch

But I would let you steel me

its ok babe, she said its ok

By you if you want

Re roll

I want your negro cunt

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?

And that's it

You're like a legendary Pokémon, impossible to catch, but I wouldn't ever trade you if you come over right now and suck my diglet.

DUBS. Say it.

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Taken by your hot chocolate pussy

Can I smell your ass?

THE TRIPS HAVE IT

1st reply

Roll

Roll

this nigga finnna get succ :D

I am taken... Taking a shit

We've had a rough patch. She's been cheating on me and we are about to split anyways, it's just that we live together so we still have to endure each others. To be more precise, I have to endure her as she is constantly making lies about me to all our mutual friends and keeps on fucking other guys while at the same time she doesn't want to break up. Really, she even sent nudes to my best friend.

get her to spread em

Rolling.

"Listen lets be real here, I like you.
But i need to know if you actually give a fuck about me.
So can you come over right now and just sleep with me"

too fast, fake and gay

Stop using a capital E as a substitute for e. Also it's E not ∈

I want to lick that tight little asshole

really freak her out now, cum trib her pic

Rollan

show me where you shit from

That's a nice booty, would fuck.
go for it op

Ew why would you send me this

"I want your cock in my mouth"

That's such a good booty how about you show me it without those panties

We exchanged nudes like last year ish and shes always super horny so not surprising tbh

How many hotdogs can u fit in your mouth?

OP give us the nudes

Tell her this

Dont be dicks ffs, you dont need to do it OP, your "friendship whatever"(?) is more important than a b thread

Show me your brown eye. Not the one that winks, the one that stinks.

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This

Roll for this

reroll

Trying for this

I want my finger in your pooper

There is no need to roll.
Cant you stupid niggers fucking read?

You're not following the fuckng rules

Common arcanine

Listen here mate. theres only so much i can take.
It's clear that Tim Farron of the LibDem party is just a really milky man. I cant hold that back and neither can you. in the name of progress let us get milky together?

Can I drink some of your piss?

pls read this you stupid nigger1st reply to the pic gets it

You're like a legendary Pokémon, impossible to catch, but I wouldn't ever trade you if you come over right now and suck my diglet.

Op is legend, let's hope for a win

Just tell her to show what she got

Sheckles? shmeckles!
I'd smash for free M'lady

Ah so OP is fake

Can you send me a photo with a shoe on your head?

Still trying for this even tho I'm getting wins

Yup probe that you aint fake op send her a dickpick with a timestamp

now nipples monkey

reroll

Also ask me to get her to send me a (plausible) pic just to prove its real and shit for you guys

You're doin good OP

SHOE ON HEAD!