Sup Sup Forums??? SO, who got laid today??? I DID! BOYA!!!!

Sup Sup Forums??? SO, who got laid today??? I DID! BOYA!!!!

BOOOOOOYA!

The fuck are you doing man? Those are for display only!

Does she give good head?

FUCKIN' AWESOME head, man. Nice and tight mouth and and nice asshole to fuck. She's a 100 CM, so it's like fuckin' a kid with big tits, but I don't care. She's the best $1000 i ever spent in my whole entire miserable life!

So you masturbated today yes? Thats what it is right, when a woman isn't involved? Pretty sure a lot of guys masturbated today

Dang that looks creepy.

Yo', that pussy feels so real, I consider it fuckin'. I consider myself laid!

What you mean??? She's got silky blond hair, blue eyes, great tits. That's my dream woman! Expect her being the size of a kid. That kinda makes me feel like a pedo. But it's all good!

Jesus, why don't you just fuck hookers like a normal person?

The fact that you can clearly see where the head is attached to the neck kind of throws me off but whatever.

Are you basing that on real experience? A realy pussy is hot, literally, even if you match that you cant make a dolls pussy twitch and tighten.

You are masturbating to a child size doll you nutter

op post action pics

Nah man. They got AIDS and shit. That beautiful girl there: STD free and she's already paid for.

So all i gotta do is lube her up and FUCKIE FUCKIE!

You could warm her up too. Just stuff a curling iron in her for about 5 minutes. JUST like the real thing, bro.

>$1000
Holy shit just get a fleshlight

Nah, i got a small dick. You don't wanna see that. But LOOK AT THOSE TITS. Fuckin' A, man.

I've fucked dozens of hookers, never got the AIDS. No herpes, no hep, no nothing. Never had an issue.

I also want that love and affection. It's nice to lay next my doll on the bed and watch Twilight while making out.

Well, i live in the GHETTO (Brooklyn). These ho's around here, fuck man. They got shit you never even heard of.

I said that, but you cant fake the muscle twitches. A girl can literally milk your cock.

This thing is a $1000 wank tissue

Im sad for you dude

NYC has one of the best escort scenes in the world, nigga. You're not supposed to fuck streetwalkers, you fuck the super hot high-end escorts who look like models and fuck like pornstars.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Well, I'm happy for me! I love my Jenny and Jenny loves my dick.

My man, I'm broke! Saved up for 2 months just to get my girl. I'm happy and that's all that matters.....BOOYA!

You could've had 3 good escorts for the price you paid for your """girl""".

post more pix. got any fucking her? I've always been curious about these. Worth it? How much?

Your female surrogate has some nice juggs, user

Where did you pick her up?

Good for you bro. Hookers are disgusting and only good for one night. That thing will keep you entertained for a good while. Post action pics. We don't care how small it is.

How much was she?

It's crazy when you've had enough sex to say it's overrated, then there's this

It's depressing that even tho I've deopped contact with my booty calls and basically gone full hermit, and i know where this little slut works who my friend was fucking before she became a professional whore (im not a shit friend, so no, i didn't try play my mate and fuck her while they were fucking about) but i could give less a fuck about going for a ride -prime 18yr old, like, prime, 200$ lol this dude is fucking sad-

In fact i feel bad for her, on par with how i feel for OP

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>a $1000 wank tissue
You don't even admire that the dude's got this kind of money to burn? I wish I was in a position in life that I could blow a grand on sex toys

Then again if he's putting this higher on his list of shit to buy than say, food and electricity, not so much