What the fuck is Mel's problem?

What the fuck is Mel's problem?

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How could she dodge an oven fifty years after the holocaust ended? Come on now, senpai.

I would love to have them get drunk and produce children (normal healthy children).

Then explain this shit during thanksgiving and christmas.

maybe mel wasn't a very good oven thrower himself

He tells it like it is, for better or worse.

So what if Winona doesn't like to cook with an oven, I don't either, I've literally never used mine. It came pre-installed.

Mel is my hero. I love that man.

That's when Mel was throwing ovens at her.

>Winona Hershlag

lmao oven dodger

as a jew i gotta say thats hilarious

why are there so few kikes that can handle the banter?

how is that racist? wouldnt it be religionist?

She probably wanted his cock and he refused.

Based Mel

>always cooked in an oven or on the stovetop, either storebought pre-made shit or homemade
>popcorn and reheating bevarages and such in the microwave but not much else
>too fucking hungry and lazy the other night to spend an hour and fifteen mins making store-bought lasagna but little else to eat and i'm starved
>microwave instructions say it only takes 20 mins
>fuck it, i'll try it
>do so
>has that kinda gross bubbly look around the edges but tastes no different and the noodles are far less mushy feeling
>try it again the following week with soup
>do a few more things in the microwave before panicking that i'm becoming degenerate or something
>as if to say "yes, you are correct to do this" the fucking microwave stops working a couple days later
>new one is too small to cook anything more than popcorn in

and that's my story about how i posted a story in a thread doomed to 404 in about ten mins max

I say "the other night" but in retrospect it was about two months ago

With how long Mel's been in the business and how many openly Jewish people there are in Hollywood, I'm sure they're doing fine in that regard. Mel probably doesn't even call them by name, just kike and shlomo.

I wonder who's behind this post...

haha mate

I used to work the IT night shift at some big ass creditcard company, and all we had was a microwave there, I literally never ate anything out of such a cancerbox ever again, it's fucking disgusting

>oven dodger
my fucking sides

>holocaust
>ended

How can it have ended if it never began, Goldberg Shekelstein?

>oven dodger

I fucking love Mel Gibson.

he said he was a jew. why do you wonder? fucking idiot

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>Winona "my career is dying" Ryder
>Winona "i need attention" Ryder

what the fuck is her problem?

youtube.com/watch?v=unyKRYb7WPo

>oven dodger

kek

she should've said she was in a fugue state

She must have known she was going to age into looking like debra from everybody loves raymond, and panicked

Oven Dodger is literally a Sup Forums-tier insult


God bless Mel

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This is old news, like real old.

Jews are a race.

Wait a minute, she's jewish as well? Fuck sake.

They aren't though.

>Mel Gibson will never be your best friend and father figure

He was Heath Ledger's best friend and Father figure until Heath played a fag. Then he told him to fuck off and he commited suicide.

What? Are you a kike or something?

He'd probably beat your ass with a belt every night

They are a distinct ethnic tribe of people.

They're genetically identical to Arabs. Both are 'semitic'.

being too redpilled

>Ashkenazi =/= Israelites/Hebrews

Even Hitler knew the actual Jews were Black

wtf i hate mel now

dad gets blackout drunk and tries to fight you for "stealing his beer"

Absolute mad max.

Holy shit thats actually pretty fucking true

Fugg Gibson is based.

And for a while I genuinely thought he's jewish.

is mel an og aussie shitposter? they like their bantz

>shoplifting criminal thinks she has any ground to stand on when bashing Mel

based mel can never lose.

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Were they ever in a movie together? Did Joker baby not redeem his faggotry status?

no its not, the coke fiend twins gave him some sleeping pills which fucked him up

she wanted full immunity in exchange for her confession which she got, hence she never got jailed for his murder

He's not an Aussie though. He was born in New York.

oh fug, i like based mel but I've always thought Winona was/is cute. who do I choose

>you will never get drunk and smoke cigars with Mel and discuss how Jews are subverting Western Civilization

END IT

considering where the last guy I dated came from, id' have been cut off from the inheritance and have an angry phone call recorded to blackmail him with

Can't kel the Mel

I've only been getting into the tequila don't hot me!

Resist the Jewish temptation, user. It may be difficult but I believe in you

Can't hack the Gibson

>the Holocaust is a lie to smear Hitler and make him look bad!
>Also Jews are all evil monsters I can't wait until we exterminate them all! Gas the kikes racewar now!

Sup Forumsfront logic

no they are not

lol shut up

With jews you lose

They were in The Patriot and I were connected by screenwriter, Brian Helgeland who did Payback and A Knights Tale.

No I'm not Mel Gibson.

He grew up in Sydney tho

His grandmother was an aussie too, the shitposting is in his blood

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>No I'm not Mel Gibson.
why not

Neither of those are contradictions lad

/reddit/logic

RESIST

>Mel Gibson will never roleplay Lethal Weapon with you in his huge mansion
>Mel Gibson will never teach you how to get the ladys
>Mel Gibson will never believe in you
>Mel Gibson will never get drunk with you and pull you into a bar fight where you and Mel team up to beat up Kiefer

JUST

>beating up Venom Snake

nice try

>The Patriot

Should have remembered this one

NO
O

They were both in The Patriot

oven dodger tho hahahahaha based mel lad

It's a massive fucking contradiction you goddamn retard.

RESIST

i wouldn't fight Kiefer, he looks like he bites.

WUZ JEWZ

But for real, memes aside, the real jews are black.

London?

>you will never cruise around in L.A. with Mel in his Toyota Cressida

fug, my one true weakness: big jewish tits

Something about how that headline is written makes it 10x funnier

>thread doomed to 404 in about ten mins max
>been almost an hour since you posted this

is that a patrician hand bag?

why does mel drive a shitbox

comfy, probably reminds him of simpler times

>why are there so few kikes

pic related

Those are very tempting but I am able to resist the Jewish temptations of the flesh.

He didnt mean it as a jew thing, he meant it as an insult to her being a woman and unable to cook.

I never asked for these feels ;_;

is this meme K I N O ?

not him but it isn't a contradiction at all. Go back to plebbit pls and come back when you can grow pubic hair

less heaty

Holy Jewfu

rekt

>that guy staring into the camera thinking they're taking a picture of him