Dubs decides my friends. Getting laid would be nice

Dubs decides my friends. Getting laid would be nice.

nude for nude?

i really like pussy but im a yuuuge pussy to actually work for it. That's why i like myself so much.

im a fag who says hey and nothing else

do you mind if my balls smell?

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> picture is her sitting on another man already

OP is a faggot

I have autism. Show me your tits.

I'm only on tinder because my mom told to find a girlfriend and move out of her basement...

How about you sit on my dick the same way you're sitting on his shoulders

im on tinder because im socially awkward and have a small dick lol

"Do you have updog?"

She says, what's updog?

"Nothing much, what's up with you"

nigger

> when you're actually blind

that is a woman

i hate niggers

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Who the fuck is that you're sitting on?

who is the guy you are sitting on, and can my face be next?

WHY CANT I GET FUCKING DUBS

Do you enjoy massive multiplayer online games?

i want to turn your skin into a piece of high end luggage.

Giuliana take this L so I can call you GiuliAnal. Want to go see a movie?

Not dubs, but liked this one. Will update with response.
Dubs gets next one though.

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i feel like ending in 69 is a omen for this comment, it feels like a winner

WINNER WINNER NIGGER DINNER

> DUBS NOW

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Sent this to a different bitch.

ight good one op, let us know

DELIVER, OP

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I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender

Okay. Taking too long.
7 decides.

benis in vagina :DDDD

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i wanna fuck that chub

My dick needs sucking, fat cunt. Suck it like you suck down doughnuts.

So, ya got a dick?

so, missy, id like to introduce you to mrd

You ever seen a grown man naked?

He did.

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reroll.

reroll cause i think its clever

Rolliing

haha or i guess ill take trips thats gotta count

winrar

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Is it supposed to be Mr. D? Like my Dick? I don't get it.

seems like you get it

tell her that you're only down to fuck if it can be a three-way with your dad

1 decides this one while waiting for Missy to respond.

Hey, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers

I'm only on tinder because my mom told to find a girlfriend and move out of her basement...

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i'm a fgt and noone answers me i'm so sad

I'm blue balling, help a brotha out

I know this sounds strange, but I have a very expensive exact model replica of lightning mcqueen from the original cars movie stuck inside of my anus. Can you help me get it out? It's worth a lot of money

Anus

Hey is for horses and you have a long face

FUCK ME

My name is michael, how can I be of assistance to you today?

I want da booty, you got any dubloons?

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Hi.

I would berry my dick so far inside you they'd call me king arthur

My mother's basement. Baby steps, you know.

I'm gay but you seem cool would you maybe want to chill or see a movie or something?

your moms basement

3 decides.

to your moms house

Rawl

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Tiajuana. Gotta make a living as a tranny selling coke out of my ass. You interested?

Okay then*

Roll for 3

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Nice and long, fit for my dick.

Rolling for this

So you good to suck me off now bitch?

gonna build a bomb. wanna help?

anywhere we can fuck then, doesn't matter

Rollan

Guess we'll just have to move in your room ;)

I'm joking, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class, I'm a fucking Navy Seal bitch take my 2 inch dick or I will have the entire swat team on your hairy sweaty ass.

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Don't worry. I have my cat's litter box. I promise Cinnamon won't mind too much. Would that be enough?

haha send this shit

I'll furnish your basement.

Does the carpet match the drapes? I can furnish it if you need me to...

can you be any more cringy?

Rollarino

Rollin

How about you meet me for coffee and we can talk about where we'll move to then?

Your swamp