CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's Delivery Edition
RULES:
>first to get dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character.
>any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sorry.
>If there is already a winner, wait for the next turn to start before trying to get dubs--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>the next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan is relaxing in his house one day when someone knocks at his door. It's the delivery man, and he's got a package for Dan. The delivery man needs Dan's signature for the package. I wonder what Dan will find in the package? Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's Delivery Edition
dont awnser the door
He already answered it, just look at the picture.
Slam the door on him
Dan pulls out his dick
RETARD ALERT
Dan, in response to the requested signature, jizzes on the delivery man's face.
OP still here? We got a winrar
Stay indoors because of extreme anxiety and hope the delivery man just leaves the package at the front door
Dan whips out his cock and instantly shoots a stream of cream at the delivery man's face (how is that even possible without jacking off?). The delivery man drops the package and falls int Dan's rose garden to vomit.
Dan grabs that package and retreats inside
dan puts the mailbox into his anus, not "tries" HE FUCKING DOES IT.
Dan shoots the man's legs and drags him inside and cooks him alive into a delicous meal
Dan breaks the delivey man's legs for stepping on his rose garden
Dan's children run out the house and violently fuck the living shit out of the mailman, and return the package to inside the house.
Delivery man suddenly starts to enjoy the taste of cum and proceeds to suck Dan's cock.
Roll
Dan gets his grandfathers shotgun and shoots the delivery man in the head, then dan opens the package
roll
rell
Wrong address, Dan decides to deliver the package to his neighbor Steve, but forgets to put clothes on
Rr
Dan checks what's in the package, while the delivery man, who was blinded by his semen, wanders into traffic
Reroll
Fuck his boipucci
rolling
Winrar
Checkdd
Winrar
Dan's cock turns into CHAD and fucks both dan and delivery man in the ass
Thread bump
Dan pulls down the delivery man's pants. The delivery man try's to put up a resistance, but that only makes Dan hornier. Dan fucks the delivery man good, then a neighbor walks by and sees this happening. She is gonna snitch on you dan--what are you gonna do!?
Neighbor joins the fun, getting dp'd by Dan and the delivery man.
Rer
Pull out a silver ghost gun and shoots the noisy woman in the back
Dan opens up his package. It's a katana. Dan cuts the bitch in half
Re roll
Rr
Dan whips his secrete tail cock and wraps it around her
Damn it roll
Shoot jizz at the woman's face like you did to the delivery man
winrar
Winrar
Fuck me, winrar
Winrar
Dan uses his mind control pistol to make that girl leave, and forget she saw anything.
Secret* fuck me and my shit trips
Before the woman can scream and alert others, dan snatchs her up with his retractable tail penis. Dan's snake coils around the lady; she cant breathe and starts to go blue in the face. You're gonna kill her Dan! Is that what you want!?
Dan kills them both with his tail cock and opens the package
Hello Dan
Dan impregnates bitch while blowing up UPS man with seman load
Dan lets them both go and goes back inside to watch some tv
Yed
oh it yotsuba agen
The police arrive, however dan's penis grows a numerous amount of arms and grabs the police officers.
wasted dubs
Dan attempts to open the package using the delivery man's dick and the woman's teeth.
Thankfully this was all a dream. Dan wakes up in the glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.
Dan opens the box to reveal his daily delivery of chicken tendies. With his sexual needs sated, he kills both the neighbor and the delivery man by suffocating them with his penises
change of pace tehre LOL
bump
...
WINRAR
Dan remembers that he hasn't opened his package yet and wants to open it now, but he forgot his boxcutter inside his house. Dan improvises a box cutter by tearing off the delivery man's dick and knocking most of that bitch's teeth out. Dan picks out the sharpest tooth he can and sticks it in the severed dick's urethra--eureka, homemade boxcutter! Now what could be in this package?
Bump
26 inch dragon dildo
Dan finds himself in the package.
Roll
Winrar
Rolling for this
The boxcutter worked! And inside the package was that 26 inch drafon dildo Dan always wanted. Christmas came early his year!
Dan cuts off the limbs of the bodies and takes them inside for his project.
Dan goes on a quest to find out if traps are gay
Roll
Reroll
then spurdo jumps out of the box and fights dan for the dildo
Not this shit again, he did that last time
Cuck rerool
kek, dont fuck up the layers this time
Thank god that this came before a reroll for this shit
Dan truns in to a super sayian God
Spurdo jumps out of the package--how long was he in there!? He stares at dan for a few brief awkward moments. Then he trys to nab Dan's precious dildo. The two are locked in an intense match ot tug-of-war with the dildo.
op?
Dan rapes spurdo.
Reroll
Dan has sex with himself
Dan stop the fight, and goes inside his house, he post the same thing that was posted here
Suddenly GG Allin appears and starts throwing poop at Dan as the tug of war still rages on.
Roll
Dubs plz
Dan, while struggling in the fight, shits himself so violently that he generates thrust, flying off into the sky, while carrying the dildo, with spurdo attatched
It all comes full circle :o
they both die. whilst all the corpses are on the floor, hillary clinton comes in and takes a shit in the mailbox
gg
Dan is such a pussy that he gives up the fight. He realy wanted that dildo but was to beta to take it i guess. Instead he gets on Sup Forums and post in a thread, "Dan stop the fight, and goes inside his house, he post the same thing that was posted here". Spurdo deep throats Dan's dragon dildo outside his window to mock him
Dan shoves the 2nd best thing next to a dildo up his ass: his computer
spurgo chokes on the dick and in a moment of chance dan steals his dildo to find it has magical powers
spurdo enters dan's house with the dildo affixed to him with a strap, and fugs dan while he posts BLACKED threads
Dan went back to the past to stop him from making that post and to stop dan from being a pussy, he tell dan to fight back
Dan then jerks off and goes to sleep
Dan rips off spurdo dick for compensation
Kek nice