CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's Delivery Edition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's Delivery Edition
RULES:
>first to get dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character.
>any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sorry.
>If there is already a winner, wait for the next turn to start before trying to get dubs--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>the next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan is relaxing in his house one day when someone knocks at his door. It's the delivery man, and he's got a package for Dan. The delivery man needs Dan's signature for the package. I wonder what Dan will find in the package? Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.

dont awnser the door

He already answered it, just look at the picture.
Slam the door on him

Dan pulls out his dick

RETARD ALERT

Dan, in response to the requested signature, jizzes on the delivery man's face.

OP still here? We got a winrar

Stay indoors because of extreme anxiety and hope the delivery man just leaves the package at the front door

Dan whips out his cock and instantly shoots a stream of cream at the delivery man's face (how is that even possible without jacking off?). The delivery man drops the package and falls int Dan's rose garden to vomit.

Dan grabs that package and retreats inside

dan puts the mailbox into his anus, not "tries" HE FUCKING DOES IT.

Dan shoots the man's legs and drags him inside and cooks him alive into a delicous meal

Dan breaks the delivey man's legs for stepping on his rose garden

Dan's children run out the house and violently fuck the living shit out of the mailman, and return the package to inside the house.

Delivery man suddenly starts to enjoy the taste of cum and proceeds to suck Dan's cock.

Roll

Dan gets his grandfathers shotgun and shoots the delivery man in the head, then dan opens the package

roll

rell

Wrong address, Dan decides to deliver the package to his neighbor Steve, but forgets to put clothes on

Rr

Dan checks what's in the package, while the delivery man, who was blinded by his semen, wanders into traffic

Reroll

Fuck his boipucci

rolling

Winrar

Checkdd

Winrar

Dan's cock turns into CHAD and fucks both dan and delivery man in the ass

Thread bump

Dan pulls down the delivery man's pants. The delivery man try's to put up a resistance, but that only makes Dan hornier. Dan fucks the delivery man good, then a neighbor walks by and sees this happening. She is gonna snitch on you dan--what are you gonna do!?

Neighbor joins the fun, getting dp'd by Dan and the delivery man.

Rer

Pull out a silver ghost gun and shoots the noisy woman in the back

Dan opens up his package. It's a katana. Dan cuts the bitch in half

Re roll

Rr

Dan whips his secrete tail cock and wraps it around her

Damn it roll

Shoot jizz at the woman's face like you did to the delivery man

winrar

Winrar

Fuck me, winrar

Winrar

Dan uses his mind control pistol to make that girl leave, and forget she saw anything.

Secret* fuck me and my shit trips

Before the woman can scream and alert others, dan snatchs her up with his retractable tail penis. Dan's snake coils around the lady; she cant breathe and starts to go blue in the face. You're gonna kill her Dan! Is that what you want!?

Dan kills them both with his tail cock and opens the package

Hello Dan

Dan impregnates bitch while blowing up UPS man with seman load

Dan lets them both go and goes back inside to watch some tv

Yed

oh it yotsuba agen

The police arrive, however dan's penis grows a numerous amount of arms and grabs the police officers.

wasted dubs

Dan attempts to open the package using the delivery man's dick and the woman's teeth.

Thankfully this was all a dream. Dan wakes up in the glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.

Dan opens the box to reveal his daily delivery of chicken tendies. With his sexual needs sated, he kills both the neighbor and the delivery man by suffocating them with his penises

change of pace tehre LOL

bump

...

WINRAR

Dan remembers that he hasn't opened his package yet and wants to open it now, but he forgot his boxcutter inside his house. Dan improvises a box cutter by tearing off the delivery man's dick and knocking most of that bitch's teeth out. Dan picks out the sharpest tooth he can and sticks it in the severed dick's urethra--eureka, homemade boxcutter! Now what could be in this package?

Bump

26 inch dragon dildo

Dan finds himself in the package.

Roll

Winrar

Rolling for this

The boxcutter worked! And inside the package was that 26 inch drafon dildo Dan always wanted. Christmas came early his year!

Dan cuts off the limbs of the bodies and takes them inside for his project.

Dan goes on a quest to find out if traps are gay

Roll

Reroll

then spurdo jumps out of the box and fights dan for the dildo

Not this shit again, he did that last time

Cuck rerool

kek, dont fuck up the layers this time

Thank god that this came before a reroll for this shit

Dan truns in to a super sayian God

Spurdo jumps out of the package--how long was he in there!? He stares at dan for a few brief awkward moments. Then he trys to nab Dan's precious dildo. The two are locked in an intense match ot tug-of-war with the dildo.

op?

Dan rapes spurdo.

Reroll

Dan has sex with himself

Dan stop the fight, and goes inside his house, he post the same thing that was posted here

Suddenly GG Allin appears and starts throwing poop at Dan as the tug of war still rages on.

Roll

Dubs plz

Dan, while struggling in the fight, shits himself so violently that he generates thrust, flying off into the sky, while carrying the dildo, with spurdo attatched

It all comes full circle :o

they both die. whilst all the corpses are on the floor, hillary clinton comes in and takes a shit in the mailbox

gg

Dan is such a pussy that he gives up the fight. He realy wanted that dildo but was to beta to take it i guess. Instead he gets on Sup Forums and post in a thread, "Dan stop the fight, and goes inside his house, he post the same thing that was posted here". Spurdo deep throats Dan's dragon dildo outside his window to mock him

Dan shoves the 2nd best thing next to a dildo up his ass: his computer

spurgo chokes on the dick and in a moment of chance dan steals his dildo to find it has magical powers

spurdo enters dan's house with the dildo affixed to him with a strap, and fugs dan while he posts BLACKED threads

Dan went back to the past to stop him from making that post and to stop dan from being a pussy, he tell dan to fight back

Dan then jerks off and goes to sleep

Dan rips off spurdo dick for compensation

Kek nice