What the hell am i supposed to say to this

what the hell am i supposed to say to this

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"Well fuck you then"

Ye but only sometimes

"Well, who am I to argue? You obviously know yourself better than anyone."

depends, are you trying to fuck them or what?

No u not lol
Not let me see your vagina bitch, or I'll fucking slit your wrists.

Just keep disagreeing with her if she insults herself, she obviously wants you to keep complimenting her

KEK
show me that Sagen

yes trying to fuck her

She texts like she's Chinese

^This

Hey but it works

lick my bag

Kek

wow i'm fucking retarded

then go for 'if so you keep it pretty well hidden, I've never seen it'

Best course of action is to ask why she thinks that
>then fap to loli

too late to say that?

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yep.

you could try 'you're beautiful where it counts though, in the tit area' though that could still work

if this isn't bait, have you never talked to a girl or are you underage?

You dun said 'lil cutie' lul o well now u gotta keep suggesting she's cute

why the fuck is that a gif

i can't read her pls help no more autism please i'm too autistic to distinguish what's autistic or what's good to say

she's at least responding though, right?

you can probably talk her into sending nudes by calling her cute and shit constantly.

i'm 26, she's 24, i'm a kissless virgin so yes i have minimal experience talking to girls
ok, waiting until further confirmation that that's the right call

alright now you can try that line if you want personally I'd say 'prove it, I've never seen you ugly'

yup i've done that plenty, seen her naked a ton.

she just does this, i always respond with saying no she isn't, i just don't know if that's what she wants. i guess it is though

Want a dickpic?

She wants you to tell her she's pretty. Just do it in a less cringe worthy way. Make sure you make it seem genuine. Avoid "beautiful" "adorable" and "qt" just say cute or pretty. The others will give the impression of coming on too strongly.
>pic related

Just keep insisting she's cute and pretty OP. Then ur solid with these kinds of girls

op just tell her she's right and cut contact she'll want you more

>she just does this, i always respond with saying no she isn't, i just don't know if that's what she wants

two options:
>fishing for compliments
>shitty self image and feels the need to correct you

would you say she's got low self esteem OP?

user has a point.

Just tell the bitch she's aight and u r happy to fuck the shit outta her if she brings u a bag of Cheetos for after

Don't do this

Don't make a big deal out of it
That could be the most autistic thing you could do.

This guy has it.

sounds good, god i'm in the most autistic mood rn
sometimes she has low self esteem. i think she does like compliments

Believe it not new fag, there's moving jpgs and still gifs.

Much better OP

Just tell her you want to fuck. Keep it moving she's already decided.

You will look even more beautiful when i nut in your ass

correct response.

girls always like compliments, if they've got really shitty self esteem you can end up in a really boring argument though

if she keeps saying no, just demand proof of ugliness. make her put up or shut up

youre doing fine op

i mean, what counts is on the inside. i know you are not physically attractive, but your personality makes you really pretty all the time. you're an angel

I love this post

>Ur pretty
> ur ugly as fuck user
>ur pretty

Christ dude.

Just to be clear, she's responding to your remark that she's "a beautiful angel" by saying no, she's ugly.

Disagree, but don't do it in a literal manner. Show her you *feel* that she's beautiful by going overboard.

Tell her...

>"You're so hot, you make the sun sweat."
>"In fact I'm pretty sure you're responsible for global warming"
>"and if I could, I'd like to kiss you. But I'm not sure that I could afford the carbon credits."
>"But maybe if I was cool enough I could invest in renewable clean kisses that put out more than they take in"

Pretty much this, just be careful how you word it when you ask her to prove it.Again avoid strong words.
>Girls are like real estate. You don't want to seem too interested.

idk she hasn't responded

idfk
meh not rn
she is physically attractive tho

>So I could kiss you over and over again.

>she is physically attractive tho
prove it.

Say "it's kinda sad you call yourself ugly just so I have to compliment you, you look like a dog took a shit on a rats ass and exploded pumpkin seeds and dirty tortoise shit on a fat ugly bitches head, fucking kill yourself"

just so autistic it might work

will try it later if she's still feeling down

>calling her a beautiful angel
>What the fuck you autistic retard.

2edgy4me

stop doing all this texting and take her on a date to really show her what you got, we will get you through this OP.

She's going to make you her bitch and suck 20 guys dicks that don't give a fuck about how she feels while you're trying to think of ways to ask her out, just ask now or delete her number, no inbetween

She me on the doll where she hurt you user

CRINGE level 9000

nigga you speak english?

Right in the feels

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Ya gotta learn from others mistakes, don't wait, trust me

They're right, you know.

virgin detected

Don't keep pushing compliments. If she keeps saying nonono just said "okay your right. Your not". If she won't take the compliment just agree with her and stop giving them

think i'm just going to go to bed now

>l
she fucking wants it you cuck

Just a fucking meow? Stop showing interest on her. Btw, learn how to talk them, u suck hard

Fucking go in for the kill and fuck her, dude.

Ask her out right now. Just do it and get it over with. Odds are she's already decided whether or not she wants to date you

She is being flirty now user.
Ask her what she is up to atm. Start a new topic

If you are actually 24 and kissless virgin you are doing something wrong. Go out and meet new people, get in shape. You'll feel better about life plus get some pus

Cant be too harsh on op here, its not like she gave him any good replies.

dont ignore the kitty dude, pet it

tell me exactly what to say because i'm sleepy and retarded
it's long distance, going to meet her in july though
we've got something planned for july, she did tell me she liked my penis and she wanted to kiss it
i'm 26, she's 24. you're right

Are you an awkward person in real life or what?

For what it's worth it might be worth getting a 1 off escort for like a GFE to get over nerves and shit plus lose v card.

>long distance
its hopeless

/thread

Alright, be ugly then.

Just talk to her dude. Just don't act like she is the greatest thing in the world. You're the one that knows her. She is clearly interested. Idk how well you two know each other so i really couldn't tell you what to say.

Jesus, stop user. You fucking nut. just let it go.

"Okay debbie downer, just reject it"

You are such an embarrassment OP.

If you have already set a date then don't push it just stfu and make it seem like you've got something going on in your life besides this butterfaced vixen.

>her

Yeah I doubt it, "them" is probably more accurate.

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you'll do fine

"wyd?"

how about this
>I'm so sleepy but I want to stay up and play with kitty ;P

nonono dont say that please, just abort

done aborted

just going to sleep

do this

Jesus youre both retarded

Depends on the person.
If they're normal, then it's just fishing for compliments.
Someone with anxiety/depression probably legitimately thinks you're wrong if you compliment them, so it's kind of an uphill battle

nah it's just me

No no, its def both of you. I promise shes retarded too.

lol holy shit crisis diverted

Op just talk about something you have in common or something man.

Fucking hell. I hope you both develop bone disorders and die painfully. What a pathetic bunch

i recommend this if all else fails, your best odds tbh

Cats only meow to humans. They do it when they want something
aspca.org/pet-care/cat-care/common-cat-behavior-issues/meowing-and-yowling

Stop being a timid little bitch, send her a dock pic and call it a night