Your name is Billy

Your name is Billy.
After a long day at work you come back home just to find out that you forgot your keys inside. You are not very pleased about it!
4 decides what to do now.

Go back jerking off to my hentai

bump

Winrar

Oh great i won
Dint expect that

You decide to just jerk it off to some hentai as usual. However, since you can't get in, you do it right there in the open while looking at hentai pictures on your phone, much to the shock of the scandalizers pedestrians.
7 decides now.

SHIT, forgot pic.

Its 2017 and the pic is not in 4k

Ask the others to join in

You are jacking it to loli and the police come to take you away

Go postal at the local dnc.

Fap harder to intimidate them

Winer winer chicken dinner

Kill all the witnesses.

Dnc is Democrat national committee btw.

Gun was in trunk of car

Kill the police.

Kung fu kick cops, take their guns, and go kill some Bernie Sanders supporters.

Damnit! You knew it was a terrible idea to visit that loli thread while jacking it in public.
Anyways, these meddling cops lock you and take you to their car, no matter how hard you try to explain them that loli is legal in your state.
Dubs decide how to get out of this one.

Guess these don't count since they were posted too early?

This

Fuck yeah I got trips right after dubs!!!

Dick slap the cops and steal their car

Winner i guess. Trips are just dubs with an extra number at the end of it

Indeed they are, my friend.

You kick the cops away, break the cuffs and take their gun.
Since it's late in the night you know you won't find any public event or manifestation, so you just use your excellent lockpicking skills to break into the house of your nearest neighbor who voted for Bernie while he's sleeping and point the gun at him while he's still on bed.
1 decides what happens now.

Load your cum into the barrel then shoot him

Bump to keep thread alive

Bernie sanders jumps out to take a bullet for his loyal supporter

Kill him and steal a rock

You are a socialist so you must share
He then proceeds to take all his money,snacks, and porn off of his computer

You actually shoot bernie in diaguise

Burn him alive

Find a pen and stab him with the pen

Billy's neighbor wets the bed in fear, you are amused and decide to spare him, however you take him hostage as leverage against the cops who are after you

Fuck him

Rollimg for this

This

i got dubs

Sensually stroke his cock, just as he's about to cum, blast a hot load of LEAD in his face

This

Snap his neck with the barrel, not by shooting him

Get in bed whith him to sniggle and order him to go back to sleep or else you'll shoot

Reroll

You put you weewee on his but

Fuck him until he dies

Gouge hus eyes out

Leave, bury the gun, and run off to be a Buddhist.

Eyyy

Winner

Win

Winrar

This is now a gets thread

Lets get fucking

you masturbate furiously and cum into his testicles

After fucking him you then proceed to neck

You remember you still haven't cum from fapping to all that sweet sweet loli, so instead of using the gun you just decide to rape your neighbor to death.
This takes a while, and you can still hear the police sirens outside, but you eventually manage to cum just as you take their last breath.
Just then, the police shows up on the door!
3 decides your fate.

Billy's neighbor still had a little bit of life in him, and with his dying breath he says: "fool. Don't you know I'm HIV positive". The police take you to the slammer

Surrender. No good can come from resisting the mighty gavel of justice.

This

You fuck the black cop and he dies and he drops a master key

you just need to an hero friend

Billy breaks the fourth wall and deletes system 32 on faggot ass OP's computer

Rerrol

Jump out that window now

you take the dragon dildo you find underneath his bed and fend off the cops long enough to make a getaway in the cop car

Break down in tears over what you have done.

reroll

Billy hangs himself

rolling again for this

reroll

Billy's old childhood friend Dan comes to the rescue and guns down those cops. The two of you make your getaway in Dan's sports car

Billy fucks the black cop and fucking dies

Billy usis his ninjutsu to disapear in a cloud of smoke

last time

You through your dead neighbors cum on the cops eyes and break through the window and run to nasa

Throw box of donuts to distract cops, run out back door

turns out you were a black person painted white to get that sweet white pussy. After sweating from raping the bernie supporter the paint comes off. The cops seeing this let you go with a free pass and you continue fapping to loli porn

ffs finally

Billy bribes his way out of this situation by giving all the cops a blowjob. They bukkake all over his face

Wimrarr

Seduce the black cop and together kill the other cop

Winner

Checked
Checked
Checked
And checked

In this moment, you are euphoric. Realizing there is no god, you become god.

Of course, the classic donut box trick! It never fails!
As the men of the law devour these delicious, greasy goodies you run downstairs for dear life and escape right through the back door.
Where to now, Billy, where to?

Also, 8 decides this time.

Aaaaand, forgot the pic again.

He goes on a journey to find out if traps are gay

Reroll

He finds redbull in his local trashbin. He drinks it after running from the cops and now he has wings. His power runs out though over monster island and falls into a pit with a ugly brute with horns on the other side

Roll

SO CLOSE
Reroll

This

Go on a rocket to space to cum on earth and the other astronauts

Reroll

If i'm so great at lockpicking why didnt i just bust into my own house?

HE embarks on a quest to find a Way to enlarge his penis

After running from the cops for so long he decides he needs a break and heads to the local sauna to lay off some stress. However when he enters the sauna he discovers that it is occupied by big tittie anime girls and begins his raping spree

WINRAR

Winerar