Your name is Billy.
After a long day at work you come back home just to find out that you forgot your keys inside. You are not very pleased about it!
4 decides what to do now.
Your name is Billy
Go back jerking off to my hentai
bump
Winrar
Oh great i won
Dint expect that
You decide to just jerk it off to some hentai as usual. However, since you can't get in, you do it right there in the open while looking at hentai pictures on your phone, much to the shock of the scandalizers pedestrians.
7 decides now.
SHIT, forgot pic.
Its 2017 and the pic is not in 4k
Ask the others to join in
You are jacking it to loli and the police come to take you away
Go postal at the local dnc.
Fap harder to intimidate them
Winer winer chicken dinner
Kill all the witnesses.
Dnc is Democrat national committee btw.
Gun was in trunk of car
Kill the police.
Kung fu kick cops, take their guns, and go kill some Bernie Sanders supporters.
Damnit! You knew it was a terrible idea to visit that loli thread while jacking it in public.
Anyways, these meddling cops lock you and take you to their car, no matter how hard you try to explain them that loli is legal in your state.
Dubs decide how to get out of this one.
Guess these don't count since they were posted too early?
This
Fuck yeah I got trips right after dubs!!!
Dick slap the cops and steal their car
Winner i guess. Trips are just dubs with an extra number at the end of it
Indeed they are, my friend.
You kick the cops away, break the cuffs and take their gun.
Since it's late in the night you know you won't find any public event or manifestation, so you just use your excellent lockpicking skills to break into the house of your nearest neighbor who voted for Bernie while he's sleeping and point the gun at him while he's still on bed.
1 decides what happens now.
Load your cum into the barrel then shoot him
Bump to keep thread alive
Bernie sanders jumps out to take a bullet for his loyal supporter
Kill him and steal a rock
You are a socialist so you must share
He then proceeds to take all his money,snacks, and porn off of his computer
You actually shoot bernie in diaguise
Burn him alive
Find a pen and stab him with the pen
Billy's neighbor wets the bed in fear, you are amused and decide to spare him, however you take him hostage as leverage against the cops who are after you
Fuck him
Rollimg for this
This
i got dubs
Sensually stroke his cock, just as he's about to cum, blast a hot load of LEAD in his face
This
Snap his neck with the barrel, not by shooting him
Get in bed whith him to sniggle and order him to go back to sleep or else you'll shoot
Reroll
You put you weewee on his but
Fuck him until he dies
Gouge hus eyes out
Leave, bury the gun, and run off to be a Buddhist.
Eyyy
Winner
Win
Winrar
This is now a gets thread
Lets get fucking
you masturbate furiously and cum into his testicles
After fucking him you then proceed to neck
You remember you still haven't cum from fapping to all that sweet sweet loli, so instead of using the gun you just decide to rape your neighbor to death.
This takes a while, and you can still hear the police sirens outside, but you eventually manage to cum just as you take their last breath.
Just then, the police shows up on the door!
3 decides your fate.
Billy's neighbor still had a little bit of life in him, and with his dying breath he says: "fool. Don't you know I'm HIV positive". The police take you to the slammer
Surrender. No good can come from resisting the mighty gavel of justice.
This
You fuck the black cop and he dies and he drops a master key
you just need to an hero friend
Billy breaks the fourth wall and deletes system 32 on faggot ass OP's computer
Rerrol
Jump out that window now
you take the dragon dildo you find underneath his bed and fend off the cops long enough to make a getaway in the cop car
Break down in tears over what you have done.
reroll
Billy hangs himself
rolling again for this
reroll
Billy's old childhood friend Dan comes to the rescue and guns down those cops. The two of you make your getaway in Dan's sports car
Billy fucks the black cop and fucking dies
Billy usis his ninjutsu to disapear in a cloud of smoke
last time
You through your dead neighbors cum on the cops eyes and break through the window and run to nasa
Throw box of donuts to distract cops, run out back door
turns out you were a black person painted white to get that sweet white pussy. After sweating from raping the bernie supporter the paint comes off. The cops seeing this let you go with a free pass and you continue fapping to loli porn
ffs finally
Billy bribes his way out of this situation by giving all the cops a blowjob. They bukkake all over his face
Wimrarr
Seduce the black cop and together kill the other cop
Winner
Checked
Checked
Checked
And checked
In this moment, you are euphoric. Realizing there is no god, you become god.
Of course, the classic donut box trick! It never fails!
As the men of the law devour these delicious, greasy goodies you run downstairs for dear life and escape right through the back door.
Where to now, Billy, where to?
Also, 8 decides this time.
Aaaaand, forgot the pic again.
He goes on a journey to find out if traps are gay
Reroll
He finds redbull in his local trashbin. He drinks it after running from the cops and now he has wings. His power runs out though over monster island and falls into a pit with a ugly brute with horns on the other side
Roll
SO CLOSE
Reroll
This
Go on a rocket to space to cum on earth and the other astronauts
Reroll
If i'm so great at lockpicking why didnt i just bust into my own house?
HE embarks on a quest to find a Way to enlarge his penis
After running from the cops for so long he decides he needs a break and heads to the local sauna to lay off some stress. However when he enters the sauna he discovers that it is occupied by big tittie anime girls and begins his raping spree
WINRAR
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