Any homemade sex toys that are better than sex...

Any homemade sex toys that are better than sex? women have giant vibrating heated textured dildos and men have a rubber tube

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Physically? Maybe

Mentally? No

Can someone post the one with the feathers and the vagina knees?

Warm liver works best

Get a glove, 5-6 socks, lube and a rubber band.
Place 2 socks down together on a table, put the lubricated glove on top of the two socks, place the other two socks on top of that wrap a sock or two around the socks and hold it together with a rubber band. After that wrap the base of the glove around the socks

Just fuck a whore.
Best sex toy out there.

who said that dildos were for women only ?
are u fucking gay or something ?

I think masturbation is better than sex, so my hand.

>feathers and the vagina knees
>vagina knees
wut

this.
when using lube, it feels quite good

I help out aguy who makes fuck dolls here in the UK. He has a few private customers who pay him a fortune. The early stuff was dreadful but the recent stuff is fucking incredible. The only downside is he cant go full legit - it has to be vetted clients only.

>lying on the internet

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The foreskin.

Yes, a daughter

Add warm water to the sponges too

Condom balloon. Inflate a large condom until it's mostly filled, tie it off, then insert a jar lid through the entire thing and twist it shut. Instant pocket pussy that you can even get on top of and fuck if you're careful.

So, please, do tell why he can't go legit?

You don't think it's better, it's just your only option.

To be fair, Jacking off is 3-5 minutes then relief....there are occasions where you just need to cum rather than go through the whole affair of fucking....

That being said, it doesn't make it better, so you're likely correct in your assumption

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pics of his/your work?

I don't quite understand. do you put the jar lid into the condom before inflating it?

Been thinking about getting one of (pic related) lads

that thing's so horrible and out of proportion that I lost my boner

that's why I've been thinking on it

you can get nicer dolls that are a similar scale, but the gimmick with these spit-back dolls is that they have the tube from the pussy to the mouth so you have variable suction and when you cum it comes out of the doll's mouth

maybe I should just get an onahole...

god damn that's simple

I've been making something far less optimized with more than inadequate results now I can really step it up a notch with this design

that looks horrible -- this is the one I think I might get

no it goes in your ass

Sauce for that? aliexpress shop maybe?

Too small and too short

Sex toys better than sex with a woman? Impossible.

Now, when I say "sex with a woman", I mean penetrating a person born with a vagina, in a comfortable setting, where all circumstances are enjoyable.

For all intents and purposes though, the following is true:

>sex with a mutilated, post-op faggot would be fucking disgusting, so pass.

>sex with a whore might be less pleasant than a toy, due to wearing condom and worrying about STDs.

>toys CAN be better than anal. Seriously, anal is super overrated.

>toys can be more pleasurable than awkward sex with some bar bitch

Just get a couple Onaholes. I've tried everything Tenga makes, Fleshlight, strokers, etc. These days that's all gone and I have 3 Onaholes I use whenever I jerk off. Easy to clean, last forever, feel fantastic.

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kek

I don't remember typing this but damn if doesn't sound like me.

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Tenga 3D Sleeve Spiral. Normal tenga lube.

i fucked a thing of oobleck
wasnt that erotic
really messy

BRRRRRAAAAPPP

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Try it you will never go back to any other meats

Bump

advanced mode:
no glove and black side as the inner side.

tf niggay

I have a fleshlight (Stoya destroya), and i have to admit it does feel really good. Obviously not as good as having sex with someone you like and find attractive, but i like it more than the time i fucked a fat bitch with a smell that took 3 days to wash from my fingers. And you can just put it in some hot water for a few minutes and you can go, which is pretty useful for a socially awkward guy

*aren't you fucking gay or something.

Wow her stomach rolls up? THAT ICH MY FETISH
hnnnnng

Sex is good but I prefer having a wank.

but they cant do this

Hory shit

No way in hell human flesh stretch that much

I think it just did

Who the hell???

I want to see how it looks like when He take it of

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nothing better than the disposable latex glove Sup Forumsro

It feels like nothing. And looks like you fucking a slime-girl.

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details?

It would be extremely painful

That's the point

it looks like an inflatable butt

You'll have your PhD in jacking off any day now!

Im gonna need to see pictures.

How young do the dolls look?