Any homemade sex toys that are better than sex? women have giant vibrating heated textured dildos and men have a rubber tube
Any homemade sex toys that are better than sex...
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Physically? Maybe
Mentally? No
Can someone post the one with the feathers and the vagina knees?
Warm liver works best
Get a glove, 5-6 socks, lube and a rubber band.
Place 2 socks down together on a table, put the lubricated glove on top of the two socks, place the other two socks on top of that wrap a sock or two around the socks and hold it together with a rubber band. After that wrap the base of the glove around the socks
Just fuck a whore.
Best sex toy out there.
who said that dildos were for women only ?
are u fucking gay or something ?
I think masturbation is better than sex, so my hand.
>feathers and the vagina knees
>vagina knees
wut
this.
when using lube, it feels quite good
I help out aguy who makes fuck dolls here in the UK. He has a few private customers who pay him a fortune. The early stuff was dreadful but the recent stuff is fucking incredible. The only downside is he cant go full legit - it has to be vetted clients only.
>lying on the internet
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The foreskin.
Yes, a daughter
Add warm water to the sponges too
Condom balloon. Inflate a large condom until it's mostly filled, tie it off, then insert a jar lid through the entire thing and twist it shut. Instant pocket pussy that you can even get on top of and fuck if you're careful.
So, please, do tell why he can't go legit?
You don't think it's better, it's just your only option.
To be fair, Jacking off is 3-5 minutes then relief....there are occasions where you just need to cum rather than go through the whole affair of fucking....
That being said, it doesn't make it better, so you're likely correct in your assumption
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pics of his/your work?
I don't quite understand. do you put the jar lid into the condom before inflating it?
Been thinking about getting one of (pic related) lads
that thing's so horrible and out of proportion that I lost my boner
that's why I've been thinking on it
you can get nicer dolls that are a similar scale, but the gimmick with these spit-back dolls is that they have the tube from the pussy to the mouth so you have variable suction and when you cum it comes out of the doll's mouth
maybe I should just get an onahole...
god damn that's simple
I've been making something far less optimized with more than inadequate results now I can really step it up a notch with this design
that looks horrible -- this is the one I think I might get
no it goes in your ass
Sauce for that? aliexpress shop maybe?
Too small and too short
Sex toys better than sex with a woman? Impossible.
Now, when I say "sex with a woman", I mean penetrating a person born with a vagina, in a comfortable setting, where all circumstances are enjoyable.
For all intents and purposes though, the following is true:
>sex with a mutilated, post-op faggot would be fucking disgusting, so pass.
>sex with a whore might be less pleasant than a toy, due to wearing condom and worrying about STDs.
>toys CAN be better than anal. Seriously, anal is super overrated.
>toys can be more pleasurable than awkward sex with some bar bitch
Just get a couple Onaholes. I've tried everything Tenga makes, Fleshlight, strokers, etc. These days that's all gone and I have 3 Onaholes I use whenever I jerk off. Easy to clean, last forever, feel fantastic.
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kek
I don't remember typing this but damn if doesn't sound like me.
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Tenga 3D Sleeve Spiral. Normal tenga lube.
i fucked a thing of oobleck
wasnt that erotic
really messy
BRRRRRAAAAPPP
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Try it you will never go back to any other meats
Bump
advanced mode:
no glove and black side as the inner side.
tf niggay
I have a fleshlight (Stoya destroya), and i have to admit it does feel really good. Obviously not as good as having sex with someone you like and find attractive, but i like it more than the time i fucked a fat bitch with a smell that took 3 days to wash from my fingers. And you can just put it in some hot water for a few minutes and you can go, which is pretty useful for a socially awkward guy
*aren't you fucking gay or something.
Wow her stomach rolls up? THAT ICH MY FETISH
hnnnnng
Sex is good but I prefer having a wank.
but they cant do this
Hory shit
No way in hell human flesh stretch that much
I think it just did
Who the hell???
I want to see how it looks like when He take it of
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nothing better than the disposable latex glove Sup Forumsro
It feels like nothing. And looks like you fucking a slime-girl.
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It would be extremely painful
That's the point
it looks like an inflatable butt
You'll have your PhD in jacking off any day now!
Im gonna need to see pictures.
How young do the dolls look?