Ask a servant of evil anything

Ask a servant of evil anything

By evil are you referring to high fructose corn syrup?

Can you use your evil powers to kill me

kek

how many times has this thread been created

I can, as I serve at the blessing of the Dark One.

Can you get trips?

yes I can.

I can

Looks like you should be trown out of that cult. Can't serve what you ate

Is that your final form?

>check my dubs plz

those are massive, dafuq. must be one happy muscular confident man.

how many fists can you fit in your butthole?

What music does the Dark One want me to listen to?

Those are normal size, manlet.

What is your opinion on Muslim refugees

Skillet is a good band

Muslims should be flogged for serving a false god.

you know you should... nvm to much, you are fucked up, you really need to unfuck yourself dude.

Ask a servant of Burger King anything
>> fixed

It's the smell, right ? It's surely the smell.

Why y'all evil servants are ugly and/or fat?

fake and gay

>"servant of evil" -- then the evil, being evil, will do evil things to its servants
>"servant of evil" doomed

then who the fucking neckbearded fucker started this thread?

OP here

last time i tried 7 of my best evil friends in the evil club were able to get both of their fists up my booty. An 8th tried as well, but he could only get the left fist in.

I am working on stretching it out to take more soon though!

>evil club

my fucking sides, user.

Ever considered this?

have you ever considered that my weight is mostly water weight due to a glandular problem i developed in junior high?

have you ever considered using it yourself? mister cool guy?

my evil buddies will reign down heck upon you! you just wait!

When was the last time you saw your dick?

have you considered that i am not actually a cis male? perchance mayhaps i am a genderfluid transitioning pre-op female to male? ever think of that assbag?

of course not. You and all of your cis friends are too busy repressing a woman, even when she is in the middle of becoming a man.

1.80 but nice try you retarded lardass