>So...I had my period today.
[audience laughs]
>You know what I really hate tho? Guys with small dicks! Yeah!
[audience howls in uncontrollable laughter]
>But you know what I really really like? BIG DICKS IN MY BLEEDING VAGHINA!!
[audience lose control of their bowels and start murdering eachother in hysterical laughter and ecstacy]
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>ywn fuck this jewess on 100 copies on top of 88 copies of mein kampf
Those last two aren't really true though. Those are reserved for Lisa Lampanelli. I don't even think she has a stand up career. She just used to show up to Comedy Central roasts and brag for 4 minutes about how much she loves black cock and then do a couple of shitty insults to the person being roasted and somehow had a small career out of that.
I love how women always talk about how childish men are for laughing at toilet humour and at the same time 90% of all of the biggest female comedians material is nothing but vagina and period jokes.
i've seen this thread more times than sarah has had abortions
who is this semen demon? are there any nudes?
I love how you talk about 90% of female comedian material as if you have any fucking idea what you're talking about
>ehhuhhuh t. roastie
I saw her live about a month ago and she was funny as fuck.
I'd rather she dom'd me into being a good goy actually.
You seem upset.
Why is her voice so annoying?
I like hearing her talk about shit and shoot the breeze more than I like her stand-up, but I don't really like stand-up.
She'd really benefit from the Dave Chapelle method of just riffing on whatever comes to her mind, but there's a reason he's a savant I guess.
That's kind of what she did. Just making fun of these whores who showed up late and people that took pictures of her after she asked them not to.
That's what people do when they didn't come prepared. Was this during a tour by any chance? If it was then her material from previous shows must not have got very many laughs and she scrapped it all.
This was obviously written by a pathetic manbaby with a small penis. Get over it, women rule.
How do I convince a Jewess to crush me between her thighs?
Sarah silverman,amy schumer and lena dunham all need to be put in the oven.
The reality is lisa lampanelli is really fucking gay loves the younger white girls
But makes a living saying she loves big black dick
Would require a lot of effort out of her, she's rather small
I don't know, I liked the Sarah Silverman Program, even if it didn't last long. But that had the advantage of scripting and characters playing off each other.
"mature" and "immature" is one way women separate men into a pecking order. they don't realize they're doing it.
Redban says she's a porn addict.
>I'm half Jewish
ikr? Female anatomy is disgusting! Women are all stupid lying whore who only care about big dicks and don't care about us nice guys! This is why I'm a hardcore redpilled MRA anti-feminist and follow the alt-right movement closely
shut the fuck up faggot
>I'm not even OP
I LMAO'ed. I'm a male. What does that make me Sup Forums?
Nothing quite as pathetic as tumblr comics on Sup Forums
Why can't they find some new famous people this ass hat needed to fuck off by the late 90s
yommyyyyy
man literally fuck this bitch, there are few people in hollywood whom I loathe more than her
>literally a block
bitch got more block than a quarterback
>Average american body
FRIDGE
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Audible kek
t. amy jewmar
Her comedy central show was fucking garbage.
no she wasn't you liar.
why does she look so good though
surgeory?
photoshop?
myspace angles?
>Sarah Silverman, oh yeah nobody is funnier than her except dudes.
d) all of the above
Why is she so Islamophobic?
She got big for the role. She also got nude for Masters of Sex and her body looks a lot better there.
Perfection.
A meme for retards.
>on 100 copies on top of 88 copies
you okay bro?
Good job, Sarah. You're letting the terrorists win.
Because you're a queer.
Dr. Pepper, I'm fridge
>SMELLS LIKE DIARRHEA IN HERE!!
>tfw Sup Forums made you realize that Sarah is really qt
T-thanks goys
Why would a woman with a body like that get naked in front of a camera?
>says that
>doesn't post pics
Nah user she's just fridge
...
What GDP episode is this?