Shit you would never tell anyone irl

shit you would never tell anyone irl

Lost my virginity to an asain hooker GO

Im attracted to 14 year olds.
>no place in society for that

i was an 18 year old virgin
joined the navy, went to okinawa
decided to get a hooker and get this over with
found a beautiful japanese MILF
she was very kind and flirty
charged by the hour
came twice in that hour
best sex of my life
went back the next day
and again, and again
started to fall in love
spent six months on okinawa
spent every penny of my military paycheck on her
day came when i had to ship out
cried like a baby
never paid for sex ever again
i'm in my 40s and i still think about Michiko

Eh 14s not that bad as long as they can get a period there fair game

I dont even know the name of the hooker i fucked

that's adorable

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

> that's adorable

thanks! also, since then, i've never dated any girl but japanese

things i'd never say irl... i've pt things in my ass, just for curiosity, im staright and ifind gays and traps discusting, i just experiment by myself stuff sometimes

Just go to Japan; age of consent is 13.

I'm AtTrAcTeD tO 13 yEaR OlDs

I have erectile dysfunction, and I'm 18

Get hard thinking about someone infecting me with aids in my butthole

I listen to dubstep

I broke a birds wing, feltbadman. wouldn't do it again.

I am the guy who spams spiderman in ylyl threads

Dude no fucking joke, same

I am the reason for my own failures, because I just didn't fucking do anything ever and ruined my own life.

I like butt stuff. I'm a straight dude. My butt. Their stuff

I post in Dick rate threads

>self loathing will surely solve my problems

I can't triforce

I strangled a cat to death after kicking the shit out of it

You might be a future serial killer. Seek help.

wait then how do you masturbate?

Not him but, it's okay to have the thoughts, but acting on it is wrong. He needs to learn to control himself, not tell people he killed a cat, but never do it again.

Nobody knows so why would I, you're exaggerating

Honestly, I don't have much. The worst it'll ever get is "I like furry porn." But I don't even download it and my taste in smut is EXTREMELY diverse (I'm talking age, race, S&M, swinging, you name it)

Masturbation is the cause of my erectile dysfunction :(

same here

everyone around me think I pull mad ass, where in reality I am so paralyzed with my dick insecurity that I fucked only 3 girls ever and that was after I made sure they were drunk so they wont remember and talk about it afterwards

I can control myself, the cat was screeching at me and tried to fight me, it pissed me off and it was just a cat

i didn't actually lose my virginity in amsterdam, i actually went in a room and got conned for only a blowy, i have no idea how imma lose it now because of my crippling anxiety and absolute fear of looking like a pleb on my inability to flirt with girls, at least the neurotypicals that run society dont know that

that fucking faggotry frog is cringe as fuck, "normal people" -

You're abusing animals dude. How long till it escalates? Talk it out with a professional before ya become another headline m8

Smart, how old are you? And when did you have the three encounters.

hope it made you feel big you pussy lol, try fight someone your own size

>smart

It isn't though. I think these days that'll get ya a rape charge. Not bein a dick, just sayin.

>talks about other people feeling big
>while talking down to people anonymously

Bet you feel real big boyo. Kek

I'm a YLYL banana spammer.

28 and those encounters were at 19, 23 and 26 I think. and I didnt lie to them when they asked if we did it, I only wanted them to not remember the sex so they wouldnt comment on me or talk to their friends

Whatever, the cat was being a shit first and "talking it out" with "professionals" does nothing. I have meds and I have gone for help but not for whatever bullshit you're concerned with

Nobody knows, nobody will, I won't do it again if a cat or anything minds its own business

I cry every weekend thinking about suicide

>I expect an animal to take orders from me and when it doesn't I kill it

Seriously m8. Find a doc.

I lost my virginity to my best friend a few weeks ago. We're not really talking about it, but I want to fuck again.

>virgin
>go to strip clubs a lot and piss off the strippers
>go to club I've not been
>tip nigger whore to bang me
>dick doesn't work too drunk
>tell her I couldn't get hard because she's a nigger and my family would kill me
>walk past club later on
>she's making fun of my micro penis with her nigger pimp
>not phased too drunk also am bleeding internally and had broken arm and dislocated shoulder from being curb stomped by a dude

All in all it was a shitty night.

No, if they are semi acquainted the girl wouldn't charge him for rape, also having penis anxiety doesn't mean you are a full on autist. My friends never knew about my penis anxiety, and they never thought of me as a creep. Blacking out is not the same as passing out, so the guy who is smart didn't rape them necessarily, he just made sure they wouldn't remember anyways.

psst! copy pasta

>he just made sure they wouldn't remember

That sounds worse now. Kek

Welp, id rather that than be a psycho cat killer tho

It wasn't my pet or anybodys, it was a random street animal, I didn't gave it orders, we crossed paths and that shit was being a shit, and I was close to a dumpster lot anyways

I think banana spam is funny, because lazy normals can't out them on their fb page.

It's just important to not spam the same picture, because there are many banana memes which are genuinely funny which we can enjoy (which only piss off fags who want memes foe their friends and fb pages.)

I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate to all strange genres, this cool alpha player think is just a facade, I'm a porn addict virgin with no life!

>I killed an animal cause it crossed my path

That's markedly worse than you getting frustrated that it wouldn't listen tbh

lol you need to be removed from life on earth rather quickly, Did someone have a bad upbringing or something?

Good. Glad you got fucked up and laughed at for being racist trash.

It was screeching at me and tried to scratch me, it was kinda following me
You could say it was self defense

I have a folder with about 50 banana memes. They are the only thing that makes me lose in YLYL most of the time.

Gonna go pay them reperations and beg for forgiveness on behalf of those not black?

Fuck off niggerlover.

We all are

nignog alert detected

I find girls to be attractive from the age 10 and up. I'm in a healthy marriage, and would never act on it thought, even if I was single. Would talk to a therapist about it but I'm afraid I would ruin my life by admitting it.

>you could say it was self defense
>self defense

It was a cat, user.

if this is Mark from ux college, youre fucked m8

So you got bullied by a damn cat? You're literally the biggest faggot ever.

Lol fuck off also it was unrelated my beating was from a fight later on that I obviously lost

Maybe you should stop getting in fights? Just puttin it out there.

i bet user has had a shit homelife

It could have been infected with something or could have gave me cat scratch fever

I'm farming AP for Apocalypse. I didn't think I would enjoy Unholy DK this much but with the latest buff, man, they feel really good.

>niggerlover

But you're a micro dick virgin who couldn't even lose it with a whore.

I have a soft and tender center inside my coalburned and salted skin

Well ya see as a human you have access to this thing called medicine. And perhaps when a cat makes agressive actions towards you, instead of retaliating like a crazy person. You could, oh I don't know, leave it alone? Walk by? Ignore it? Literally anything other than the lunatic action of strangling and beating it to death?

Come on now.

I'm an alcoholic it just happens I don't remember most of this stuff I just speculate or other people tell me.
Not me but yeah fuck off niggerlover

u both guys?

>me have two replies obviously they must be the same person
>"but ur penis is small"
>that'll show'em

Damn dude. Fresh from the school yard with that one eh? Kekles

You're nothing but subhuman trash not fit to be spit on as you're passed on the street.

You're a degenerate.


I'll stick to fucking hot black girls while you drink yourself to death.

I had sex with my ex girlfriends mother. We would regularly meet in secret. She was going through a divorce.

I suspect I am a psychopath. (INB4 don't cut myself on the edge)

>I nearly killed one of my classmates when I was younger
>Was about 11-12
>We were playing in the woods
>Play fighting with sticks
>on a whim tackled him and pinned him on the ground
>Thought to myself "Hey, wonder what it would be like to kill this guy"
>Put my hands around his throat and squeezed
>Guy struggled for a good minute
>I legitimately considered just killing him and dumping his body in the flooded quarry nearby
>Only let go because I didn't think I could get away with it (mostly due to people knowing the two of us were out there and i'd be the primary suspect)
>He lay on the ground huffing for a good 10 minutes after then got up and we didn't ever talk about it again
>He left school at the end of the year and we never spoke again

I've had a similar "flick switch in head to stop caring" thing happen many times since.

It worries me. Not because I feel guilty, but because I know I might do it again.

A cute 16-18 year old boy is the most attractive thing on this planet.

He said himself that he had a micro penis, you dummy.

>I'll fuck these hot black girls

Which ones are those? The ones so white washed your parents won't be disappointed? Cause those are the only ones worth fucking.

i dated an older man

lol but they still look like 13 year olds even into their 20s, what's the point

dont listen user, get yo life back on track or dont because life is unforgiving sometimes but at least youre not a nigger

my dog has given me better head than any girl has

Live on a reservation in murica. I'm so poor I live in a mud hut and eat stray dogs. The only jobs out here are either illegal or working on someone's land.

Not that user, but there are some black girls(non mixed)that are insanely hot. There's a girl at my work that is on the safety board, and she's fine as hell.

>those damn japs and their youthful appearances

Kek. Don't worry. Old age hits them like a fuckin swinging tree trunk.

I'm a 23 y/o kissless virgin that can't piss in the urinals around other people and even have trouble in the stalls. Horribly awkward in all human interactions. Don't know what to do with my eye movements/facial expressions/body language. I don't think it's ever going to go away.

Have you tried a bane mask? No one cares who you are until you put on the mask.

you're on Sup Forums my man, everyone loves 14 year olds here. its like medieval times fam

I moved to a new area, and went to a new school. Met someone and we became really close friends. I had a toxic home environment so I a spent a lot of time at his house and slept there often. His father was gay and lived with another man, which was fine because they were really nice. I woke up one night to his stepdad giving me a blowjob. We ended up secretly meeting often for sex. This went on for a while. One night he invited me over and both fathers were there. Stepdad told Dad that I was interested in a threesome without warning me. I chickened out and never saw them again. I was 14

I don't need my parents approval to date who I want because I'm not a 14 year old faggot.

I've tried everything but CBD extract

Tfw the secret to drowning in puss is being a fuckin autist and walking around in a bane mask.

>I'm not 14

Your posts beg to differ. Kek

My tip is force yourself to do it. Once you do it once the 2nd time is easier.

It will if you hang around people that are the exact opposite.

My friend of 7 years was exactly like you(still is in some ways), but being around outgoing people and friends has actually rimmed off on him. He's a hundred times better than he was, and actually got laid last year.(He's 27 now)

Maybe your just a faggot, you ever thought about that?

stop watching porn and try nofap it worked for me and massage your balls daily+ drink lots of water