How do I get a mature woman interested in me...

How do I get a mature woman interested in me, ever since I was young I have fantasised about fucking a mature woman and now that I'm 19 it's time to start taking action, where's the best place to find a honey milfs who love younger guys,any tips? I'll take any advive, preferably aged between 40 and 60+

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Dress up like the one on the right. Dance like noone's watching, except the F.B.I.

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Alright I'll try that

try being mature, can't fake that though, they'll see though you. might be a bit early for you pal

Get a job at a supermarket and flirt with the older women that come through. Ask for their number after if they seem to be feeling you.

Been there done that, good luck OP.
I was 17, did a 57 year old.
30 did a 53 year old (mates mother, not kiddin')

Go for it.
I an 6 foot 5, ex professional swimmer and still have the body and a 7 inch dick and 7/10 looks and a nice person to peoples faces.

I work in a kitchen but I kind of flirt with some of the older woman there

So lucky, fucking a friend's mum would be the best

Start to wonder about which kind of mature woman would be your kind, and where would she go out. Then start going to those places and just stay there for a while, be a regular and learn a few habits and stuff, talk to people etc.
It could take time, but it will be worth it, trust me.

I was going to blackmail (long story, not worth it on Sup Forums) her with photos I tuck of her, but we just ended up fucking once a month, I couldn't do it to her, I'm to nice a person. She aint pretty, but at the time a fuck was a fuck, lasted around 2 years.

agreed

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lift weights and don't dress like an effeminate millennial faggot

Mommy pussy is always worth the wait

I train every day in my lunch break before going back to work, but sometimes I skip a day BC I'm too tired

The weight lifting is bullshit, that impresses dumb sluts, but that is ultimately not your goal.
You just need to not be a fat guy and be somehow slim or fit, look like you know how to handle yourself and take care of your appearance. You don't need to be a full alpha dumbass either, no need to practice in front of your mirror everyday or something.

>not be a fat guy and be somehow slim or fit
by lifting

fuckin' cunt you are.

>implying all people who lift are meatheads and after sluts.

Fuck off.

kek...as if lifting was his only solution...
at least it triggered you

Nope, the cunt I was replying to total dismissed lifting, triggered, lol grow up ya cunt, well this is Sup Forums and summers here.
Welcome newfag.
Pic related should make you feel at home.

After a little bit of convo just ask her point blank "Hey was wondering if I could come over and hang out", ask for her number.

She'll know pretty much what you're up to right there, and you will either get accepted or rejected.

Older women y'know they've been hit on their whole lives, they've had who knows how many dates and maybe long term relationships/marriages.

They can see it coming, and they know what they want. So if it happens they want you, they wont resist much.

Be the right combination of a chill guy/nice guy... and chad - who doesn't let off eye contact and doesn't back down.

You want her to be like "Oh he's totally great, but he's definitely romancing me, its getting pret-ty hot in here"

That's cool but what's chad?

got to the store and pick up the milfs

Mostly the same dumb shit that works on all women. Compliments, paying attention, asking a lot questions (especially ones about how she "feels" about things) and pretending to be fascinated by hearing her answers/talk.
You also do the empathy thing -agree with her, saying things "I can understand how that would make you feel" even if there's 0 logic to what she says.
The old faithful alpha routine works too...appear in control and to be made of teflon. Once engaged with one, make ALL the decisions (even stuff you don't care about) -she never gets to pick.
Order her drinks, open the car door for her.

As always, it helps if you eat pussy like a champion.

Is that like a new guy in the middle of acute personalities?

I work at a gym, am 21 and want some older pussy, how do I do it folks?

Watch for this.

Yep, gonna need an explanation there pal

This, plus the advantage of insight.

Older women know they aren't as hot as they were 20 years ago and are self conscious about it. Their entire world compares them to their daughters and they feel threatened by the ravages of age.

Even if they are fucking hot as all get out for their age.

So when you are talking to them and complimenting them and they say "Oh no I'm not, girls you are age must be falling all over themselves for you." you have to double down and let them know that you want to fall down with them.

Any opening they give for you to express sexual interest in them must be taken. Even something like "My tits used to be great, now they are so saggy I hate them." needs to be a point of advancement "I think they look great. I mean I've only seen them in your top but I'd probably die from rabid masturbation if I saw you topless."

It's never "Pop your top bitch I'll cum on you." because you have to balance against the instinctive "He's young this is improper" voice in their mind and give them a space to build desire for it.

You know you are winning when they respond with passive affirmation. "Oh that's so terrible, you wouldn't really, would you?"

"Yes, I would. Right now if you did that."

It's still a dance, but your partner has a frail ego due to younger women and a cultural taboo that you have to make OK.

THEN you seal it by adding attraction to their personality. They are intelligent, mature, stable.

"I know there's an age gap, but I really would enjoy spending a whole day with you. It's nice to just enjoy someone who's intelligent, stable, and sexy. It really is."

Qualifications: I'm in my mid 40s. I fuck your mother regularly.

Also, this is how you bang married women. You add in bits of "You are telling me your husband isn't chasing you everywhere? I wouldn't let you catch your breath. He's a fool."

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Tinder. Be tall, buff, and very good in bed.

Of course, you're posting on Sup Forums like a fucking degenerate, so you're probably fucked

Coach a youth team, soccer mom's are super horny. Husbands don't fuck them anymore and take out their frustration on the field at times. If they see you improving their kid, they smell the alpha in you that husband isn't providing. Be in shape, don't be a lame fat faggot trying to sport

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eh some cringe, some worthwhile advice. Just gotta know which is which

this sounds like some faggot PUA shit

Download Words With Friends, play games with local females (9/10 times it will be with an older woman), and talk to them. I'm dead serious, it has worked for me and I wasn't even trying.

Been in the MILF game while, but that sounds like an excellent tactic son.

Sew Fedora

My suggestion is that you should man up and ask them. My mom is in her late 40s and is good looking. I asked her one time why she doesn't sleep with more guys and she told me most guys don't ask her to. Lesson to be learned is all they had to do was ask her and she would let them fuck her. Morons!

They got shit going on.

>just be yourself
LMAO limp-wristed faggot or roastie detected. any "man" that isn't muscular is incapable of being seen as a sex object by grown women.

I find those responses hilarious.

I don't care what it sounds like, it works. Yeah, the whole PUA thing of being a Chad is useful, but only to a point. Then you have to show a little humility so they think you are a 'nice guy who's different than the other Chads.'

Fedora comments or not, it works. I've fucked your mom, and probably grandomother now that I think of it. You are 12 and what is this right?

Anyone who wants to mock or ignore is welcome to. They can also keep fucking their pillows :)

Are you in a larger city where they have conferences and shit? Hotel bars. Go to front desk, ask what meeting is in town. Get mixed drink or straight scotch, sit your ass down, so you in town for x? Down your drink. Let me get us another round. What am i doing here? Met childhood friend passing through for dinner and thought I'd pop in here for a drink. Wasn't expecting to see someone like you here. Go from there.

>just be yourself
that's actually not what i said...
>muscular men get all the women
holy shit, you will stay virgin forever, you know that right?

How do I hit on a nurse who I am not sure is in a relationship. She's friendly and always says my name when saying hello and is generally a nice person.

How do I also not mix this up with a person just being friendly?
I wasn't saying you're wrong m8

Keeek

>in a relationship

You don't you fucking faggot degenerate.

>don't workout
>uses virgin as a shaming mechanism
yeah i'm pretty convinced you are a roastie now. femanons are fucking gross.

> Have a job, money and live alone - living with parents/being finically dependent on them is a massive turn off to older women, it's a sign of immaturity.
> Lift; generic as fuck advice when it comes to women but as soon as you start to grow arms you'll find that older women are the first people to comment. I'm otter/athletic mode and most of my obvious mires are from older women - if you catch one staring be sure to smile and mire back. If they ask if you work out say you just do sports (surfing, rowing, boxing etc.) this'll lead on to conversation.
> Act mature; older women who wanna fuck younger guys are held back by their inhibiton because of too many guys replicating their sons behaviour e.g. Talking about school, mentioning video games or sports etc. anything that reminds them of child like shit will kill their interest dead if they have kids so always act mature in both demeanor and conversation
> complements; learn the art of subtle complimenting, give backhanded compliments about what they are wearing/their hair/nails or whatever e.g. Once your comfortable with subject "Have you done something with your hair? No? It looks nice". Older women are generally the least complimented of all people.

NEVER mention the age gap, and never say "Ive always wanted to be with an older woman" or anything to that effect - you'll dry up her pussy instantaneously because she'll realise she's nothing more than a trophy fuck to you and your compliments/affection is feigned

well honestly if I were to try and land MILF's in person I would go to the supermarket, most of the time they go do shopping alone, just find a supermarket near a somewhat good neighborhood so cute milfs go there... Old women dont go around with bs like teenage girls go, so they will either agree to flirt with you or reject you on the spot

if you are a faggot, just drink before going so that you are somewhat drunk and after 4-5 rejections rest will go easily

The key is confidence and not giving a shit if you get rejected. The age thing is completely secondary.
Looking great doesn't hurt but you won't get anywhere without confidence. You can fake it if you have to, you'll eventually trick yourself anyhow.
Note that confidence doesn't mean act arrogant. Be friendly but a little aloof. Seem busy, have cool shit that you're doing - again, you can make it up but don't make a big show about it.

The variations on "hey is ur husband still fucking u lmao" shit is pure cringe and doesn't do anything, but you're welcome to try it. Older women aren't the thirsty rarely-touched bitches in heat that porn has taught you. Females can get fucked very easily if they actually feel like it, even if it involves lowering their standards briefly.

Another user mentioned grocery stores and that is perfect. However don't just hang out looking for milfs. Do it when you're there anyhow, strike up conversations. Give out your number and ask them to text you sometime. Don't be pushy, just let things happen - remember, you're "not giving a shit" so that means you don't rush home to test them to "just wanted 2 say again how fun it was 2 talk to you". Even if they won't say it in so many words, that reeks of insecurity to a female (any age) and will be a turn off.
Confidence confidence confidence.
Online is a great method as well, but dating sites specifically for milfs meeting younger dudes will be filled with arrangement finder type stuff (basically hookers but not hookers). If you're into that, then great.
To all of the above: there are obviously exceptions. There are also older women out there who will fuck basically anyone. Nothing is set in stone, there are no hard/fast rules (besides the "don't put the pussy on the pedestal" classic or variations).
Pickup artist stuff is complete bullshit. However when it works, the reason it does? Confidence. It has very little to do with the lines.

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is actually the opposite, only 13-15 year old girls care more about a six pack lol you must be fucking 17, good luck trying to killyourself when you see your non-gym friends with qt gf while you are stuck hitting the gym 6 hour per day only to get shut down when you try to approach a girl at the club because you are such a retard

Next time she says hello, check if it makes you feel anything that you can respond on. If so, connect together words.

>13 year old girls who have posters of baby-faced faggots like bieber and the joans brothers are attracted to muscular men
HAHAHAHAH. i love the denial. older women only pretend they want nice guys to secure commitment and resources. keep telling yourselves that women want some weak skinny little faggot or a fat bearded nice guy LMAO. wew.

Pretty much all of this.

You gotta imagine that they were just dancers back in the 80s. There wasn't anything going on like memes. The most common thing uniting people was they were monkeys. Be a monkey. A monkey ain't got shit to do with an Iphone unless he's using it as a badge of honour. For instance. Monkey logic, flowers, trees. Even spiders were ok in the 80s.

oh wow. you got rejected way too much, buddy. soon you'll be that guy who says all women are sluts and jerks off to porn daily.
news flash: you live inside an illusion

Trusting any advice as fact on the internet, especially Sup Forums, is gonna leave you hurtin'. The only advice I'll offer in this thread is just feel your way around, you're in the dark and that's okay, you'll get rejected. Just don't an hero on stream like a fag because a mom doesn't wanna fuck

>The others are wrong, i am the only one you can trust.

I never said that, you can take anyones advice, but in the end it's all down to (you)

nice argument. tits or gtfo

tiggered much faggot? I actually had female friends at that age as well as having a younger sister, unlike you who obviously lived playing CS and now decided to hit the gym because you think that will fix all your autist problems...

Come on, we called you out in everything, you are 17, virgin and you think in 4 more months you will get all the ladies, lol what a fucking joke

wait until you're 21, go to bars. dance with them, buy them drinks. Until then, just flirt with them as much as possible, some might bite back. I never had any bite back until I was 23, now I'm fuckin mature women all the time... well I've been dating a 49-year-old for a month laely and I'm 27.

>gets slapped in the face with reality that he is not attractive and likely never will be
>posts vitriol and calls me the triggered one
>uses 17, virgin as insults
wew. you probably think height and dick size don't matter either LMAO
>just be yourself
>just have confidence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm happy you're getting pussy user, I truly am, but bro that face is weird as fuck.

>probably drinks whisky as he types that and pretends to laugh. Deep inside he is crying like a little bitch. But keep on hahahahaha ok?

>redditors consider this a good comeback

Yeah...looks like a tranny actually or a bad surgeon victim

So essentially they are that teen self, and this modern nonsense, they take that as a pile of new wave that they aren't going to even acknowledge.

>I will spamm HAHAHAHAHAH like a chimp so that it appears the truth doesn't hurt me

dude you are literally typing "I am 17" with every response, just stop you got fucked

uh if you're looking for anything other than a dumb slut you're an effeminate little bitch. Who wants a smart woman? Some fucking AntiFa cuckold college boi with a vape pen. "OH MOMMY MY GF IS SO SMART, WE DISCUSSED HOW GUNS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TOGETHER AND THEN SHE ALMOST LET ME PUT MY PENIS IN!"

Fucking this.

This thread is filled with a bunch of faggots. Older women are down to fuck younger guys MORE than ever. Just look at the media, it's as if though a female teacher are getting caught with a younger male student every other week. Younger guys are the equivalent of what older men see with younger chicks/teenagers where they are getting hotter younger and younger. Older women in fact like pervyness in the sense of young and hormonal shift. They find inexperience cute.

Want advice? It's easier if you're hot, and you make it your mission to make her feel young. It's just in your part to scope out personalities. You're looking for a wild/crazier older woman, go to vacation spots, bars, places where you can definitely see the personalities. If a woman is with her kids, you're most likely not going to hit. if an older woman is with 3 of her other older friends and she's "WOOO"ing a lot, you have better chances.

you sure are mad that you got told to workout. thats hilarious that you think betas are capable of attracting women in a sexual way. you're right...they just pretend to be attracted to all of those handsome athletes and rappers. LMAO. what they really want deep down is a scrawny, emotional little faggot that watches anime and posts in trap threads. you sure schooled me kiddo. i wish i could see you irl because I already know you look pathetic.

kek...yeah i forgot i'm talking to virgins, it's ok...how would you know the orgasm difference between a dumb slut and a real woman

>projecting this much
Whoa lad, I could bet you will think of this thread for at least 4 days and get angry just remembering our responses

You've been visited by the Autistic gamer. Autism will come to you unless you comment "you're autistic" on the linked video. There are no immunities.
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checked. Sup Forums is full of betas and its fun to troll them. just look how mad the little guy got for being told he isn't attractive if he isn't fit. LMAO. he actually drank the "girls don't care about looks" koolaid. talk about being a bluepilled faggot. wew.

>i was at team building day
>we had to be mixed with teams we dont work with
>looked around
>found attractive milf, who wasn't talking to anyone
>i swoop in and make fun of the whole deal
>we laugh, and talk
>49 red head, married with 3 kids
>im seeing someone in my department .. bla bla
>get to know each other
>start eating lunch in the cafeteria together
>we hug every time we see each other too
>we play words with friends
>i play dirty words at her, she smerks
>wide open flirting at this point
>one lunch "date" i want pizza
>ask her out for pizza
>we go, she rubs feet under table
>she tells me, how she feels
>i tell her
>i fuck her in the restroom of the pizzaria
>we sneak around the complex at work into diferent rooms and fuck
>she leaves her husband and kids
>eventually didn't work out, but it was fire
>we had furious sex

Want to fuck women? .. Talk to them...

you are terrible at trolling. you just try to constantly flip the script. YAWN. go back to your faggot website you bluepilled, limp-wristed weakling. you don't even lift and you think you're some bigshot behind the keyboard HAHAHAHAHAHAH. if you aren't fit you are a failure as a man and should be made a castrato.

the milfs love cock

Absolutely the easiest piece of ass you will ever get as long as your not shy. 40+ women are down to fuck and want to fuck ALL THE TIME. Most of them know you are not BF material so don't use your normal GF getting bullshit. Teach them the term "Sport Fucking" and you will never regret it. Enjoy getting your brains fucked out.

One more thing and this is kind of weird. They THANK YOU when you fuck them. No shit. Blows my mind.

do they love tiny, limp-wristed beta male cock though? oh no?

haha dance with them. I can just picture some fat autistic neckbeard dancing around looking like somebody's drunk uncle at a wedding.

I'd advise you to just be yourself.

I'm 6'3, built like a rake, have long straggly hair down past my shoulders, can't dance, full on social retard, always wear jeans and t shirt, have smoked unfiltered roll ups since I was 13 (28 now) and drink at least 3 cups of tea a day so my teeth look like shit, I'm broke as fuck most of the time and I still manage to get pussy.

How? Easy. Talk to women. Be friendly, say stuff to make them laugh and not give a fuck. You're not going to get along with all of them, there's no getting around it.

If you both get along, ask if she'd like to go get a coffee or a drink or something some time and take it from there.

Honestly, it isn't difficult once you've done it a few times.

Leave your basements or sign up to a dating site right now and start talking to women. Any women. Don't go looking to get laid, try and get to know them. If you're nervous, try messaging some fatties to build your confidence. Not into fatties? So fucking what? There's a good chance she'll have friends who are fuckable.

Fucking kids today... You all make me sick. The future of our race depends on us knocking up white women, and you're all too busy wanking off to Chinese cartoons, playing video games and your fucking arseholes collapse every time a woman looks you in the eye.

Honestly, as someone on the autistic spectrum, you cunts are pathetic. You're not a virgin because you're autistic, you're a virgin because you're too fucking lazy to learn how to interact with women.

Man up, or shut up.

well you fit that mold so yes.

>she's "WOOO"ing a lot, you have better chances.
Top kek, top advice. Applies to women of all ages too.
Yes, also to your grandma. You thought she was happy you were graduating, she's just trying to get some dick from the ceremony.

pic unrelated to you, I agree with ya mane

I legitimately pulled this shit off on my overnight shift a few nights back. After helping this 45 year old woman out for like half an hour and very subtly flirting and dropping hints I was into her, I got her number. I found out her kids were about my age, and I instantly grew a pair and told her I was probably too young for her, but she laughed and told me she had experience with dating younger guys. :D

>guy not lifting confirmed telling the others to do it

That's right! I had this a few times, they were like "thank you, you do it every time, you're a magician!"

>They THANK YOU when you fuck them.
Sheeit, that'd be nice.

>I wanna know this feel

>wanking off to Chinese cartoons and your fucking arseholes collapse every time a woman looks you in the eye
bwahahaha

you sure are butthurt. imagine being so beta that you fight tooth and nail to silence the truth thinking it will somehow get you some of that sweet sweet puss you are eternally thirsty for.
>o-one day she'll realize I was the guy there for her all along
>once she's tired of getting fucked by masculine men she will be all mine forever!
LMAO
>beta that found Sup Forums from his reddit-posting and know your meme adventures thinks he's a master troll
this is one of the sloppiest, most pathetic attempts at "trollling" i have ever seen.

It really is...to be completely honest, fucking mature women has built up my confidence like crazy...they're not trying to be a bully, or a contrarian feminazi...most of them fucking enjoy their lives and are ready to be fucked the way they deserve!

ITT: FAT FUCK VIRGINS TRYING TO PICK UP OLD WOMEN BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY WILL LIKE LIMEY GREASY FAT FUCKS.

I me ain't the best looking but I'm not fat or greasy, so I've got that going for me