/nfl/ general - MAKE IT GUD edition

MIA: Vance Joseph set to interview with Chargers
WAS: Report: McVay strong candidate for Rams job
GB: Geronimo Allison facing marijuana charges
OAK: Raiders promote QBs coach Todd Downing to OC
CHI: Randle signs reserve/future pact with Bears
OAK: Raiders won't renew OC Musgrave's contract
BAL: Ravens holding out hope Sr. returns in 2017
BAL: Ravens owner: We need Joe Flacco to be better
PIT: Tomlin: Ben's foot 'shouldn't be an issue'
PIT: Le'Veon Bell may get rest day Wed, will play
PIT: Ladarius Green still in concussion protocol
MIA: Vance Joseph interviewing with Denver Tuesday

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Brees is unironically the greatest QB of all time

Raiiders

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Liked:
1. Patriots
2. Raiders
3. Ravens
4. Giants
5. Seahawks

Disliked:
1. Colts
2. Eagles
3. Packers
4. 49ers
5. Chargers

Is famous Jameis the most likeable QB in the league?

who?

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Hoping the Steelers don't disappoint me

>BAL: Ravens owner: We need Joe Flacco to be better
How can you be better than elite?

Why do you dislike the Chorgers?

Liked:
1. Steelers

Disliked:
1. Whoever is playing the steelers

>Give me ONE reason why the Texans can win.

You can't.

nothing wrong with that

He Needs to Talk to Rodgers and Brady to see. I think he needs to be elite first tho

There are people who actually believe this. Why even watch football?

Bork Owselier

Legit question here, why are they so fucking fat?

We're coming for you Steelers

Too much weight lifting and protein shakes

>black athleticism
>white intelligence
>Native American luck

Is he truly the ultimate quarterback?

no time to work out

why do soccer teams even have coaches? seems like there is no coaching to do during games. its just send your team out versus theirs and maybe make a sub

No one on the top is a coach user

>He Needs to Talk to whomever rigs the games to see. I think he needs to be elite first tho

>posting the top 10 juiced up coaches

>best oline in the last 10 years

That's the answer m8

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will lose against the Steelers

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Tyreek Hill (4.25 40, 1st rookie since 1965 to having a receiving, rushing, and return TD all in one game; #1 in the NFL in the beaten girlfriends/game stat)


>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are losing to the Steelers

The Chiefs divisional round win drought ends in 2016-17
You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

no. they are coming for you since you are at home

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Stupid Swede, soccer and baseball have managers, football and basketball have coaches.

Well, not any more.

>tfw Kansas' fat fuck coach was the greatest coach they've ever had
>tfw they fired him for complete bullshit reasons

>ESPN realizes they can make more money if people follow more than one team
>Starts to market accordingly

FUCK YOU, Disney.

Actually, stats-wise the Packers' offensive line is better.

>Best pass rush
>28th in sacks
What did he mean by this?

>Native American luck

What did he mean by this

Elite playoff Smith is coming for that Steelers' defense

God damnit Geronimo

>bandwagon fan
>eagles jersey

lmao pls

Apparently Dak's mom was part Injun. That's what I've been hearing.

People bandwagonned the Iggles all the time in the mid-00s. This was back when it looked like finally, at last, they were going to win a Super Bowl. Of course, in hindsight we know that Philly remains cursed.

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>Raiders fan trying to shit talk the Chiefs

It'll be fine m8. Can't really blame him. What else is there to do in Green Bay.

73591002
Thanks for that (You)

Weird thinking that guy is dead now.

>11
This elite motherfucker has taken over your post

>the offensive line line makes the throws

They're a lot like basketball coaches it seems.

everybody here was memeing about a browns upsetting the pats during the reg season
spoiler: it didn't happen

>just watching hills legs compared to everyone elses

whoa

your at home
the Steelers are coming for you

I wonder how jakeem grant would compare to this if he could ever hold on to the football

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Bullshit, check this 52

So close

>53
lmao so close both times

lel people are actually filling out Cowboys Bandwagon applications

Meth.

Yea Clemons, Weeden and Cassell dispelled that bullshit myth that you're spewing.

muh women tho!1!

one off

>Clemons
You mean Moore. Isn't Kellen Clemons retired?

>when Smeth unleashes, Tyreek hasn't even gotten behind the CB yet
>by the time Tyreek makes it to the endzone he actually has to slow down to make the catch

wew lad

Smeth's biggest problem with the deep ball is that he overthrows way too much (probably trying to be safe) but finally there's a receiver that will never be overthrown.

I feel bad for Moore. He's got a brilliant football mind. If he were a foot taller and fifty pounds heavier he'd be an elite quarterback. He's basically what would happen if one of us got into the NFL trying to play quarterback. He reminds me of my own limitations.

He can throw the deep ball pretty well as long as he doesn't get nervous. But yeah he does overthrow pretty often

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I think Moore will be a great coach if he decides to go in that direction.

Cowboys vs Packers
Who do you have and why?

>rookie qb
>with no playoff experience
>with an overconfident team from a weak schedule
>coming off a bye
>against a godgers who will trade blow for blow
>while the packers are an underdog for the first time since 2010
it could go either way

Who here a browns fan?
When will our pain end?

If the Packers can shut down Zeke Packers will take it. Dak is very good but this is his first playoffs and he's a rookie QB. I expect him to be ELITE in the future when he gets some more experience under his belt but I feel the Playoff jitters may hit him.

I agree with most of this. I'm also considering that if the Cowboys start putting up points like the Giants failed to do. Rodgers might get rattled and shell up like he has before.

Leaning towards Green Bay, but Dallas has some good weapons and whatever his name has broken ribs now

Nelson has broken ribs which means they can't rely on throwing deep at the sidelines as much but they've got three or four other people that can step up and get the work done as they showed they could against the Gnats.

Good weapons?

Please.

Dez is worthless.
Williams is worthless.

Zeke is a line babby.

Cowboys are fucked.

Everybody I know is predicting a packers blowout.

Ben is in a walking boot brah

even if he plays, he won't be mobile

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when the Browns get new owners that don't listen to homeless people for draft advice

Ben wears a walking boot 364 days out of the year.

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>there are people who neither like nor dislike the Cowboys
somehow I thought the Cowboys were a polarizing team that nobody was neutral about

4 year extension when?

Who doesn't like Crab Legs?

Packers and it won't be close.

This.

I am 64-12 this year on bets..

Im putting 1,200 on pack moneyline.

Pack are definitely going to steam roll the cowboys.

Book. It.

Idk man, they've been winning all their games outside the Giants. I'm pulling for Rodgers for sweet Cowboys tears and A packers/Patriots superb owl, but it can go against them pretty easily.

>just lost to the eagles
>dak looked like shit even when he was in
>romo came in an dominated for his one series

is he elite?

This.

Dak couldnt do shit. Romo gets a td in only a couple plays.

Shows you how shit dak really is. The kid is overrated.

Look at his college career.

He blows literally every big game he has ever played in.

What the absolute fuck happened to all the Cowboy shitposters?

>Packers without one of the leagues best recievers for the game
>Rodgers going against (according to PFF) the best secondary
>Packers Def going against the most complete offense
>Packers have many injuries

I'll pick Cowboys 31-27

>this salty butthurt delusion
kek

>packers without one of the best receivers

and how many points did they put up without him?

>salty
>btfo the cowcucks this year
Pick one faggot
Kys

>(according to PFF)

>still being this butthurt
hahaha
>b-but d-dak isn't good he sucks all thru collage
>Zeke is a b-bust
Back to preschool kiddo

>GB: Geronimo Allison facing marijuana charges

Sigh...

>according to PFF
>based off of Week 7

are even trying?

It will be another Cowboys blowout. The Packers secondary is mediocre and they can't stop the run for shit. Their streak has come against shit teams. The Cowboys are rested, healthy, and playing at home. Bold prediction: Rodgers will get desperate by q3 throw multiple picks.

Well that was fast

Regardless of the Packers win streak, Rodgers has also been sacked a bunch of times in that span, including 5 against the Giants. Remember what happened in the Cowboys-Packers game earlier this season? Rodgers better be ready for that Irving BBC

Cowboys have the best secondary in the playoffs right now