/heem/: jacare edition

Upcoming events:

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1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - Rickels vs Darrow
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
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1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Cro Cop may come back for one more fight
mmamania.com/2017/1/10/14228312/ufc-mirko-cro-cop-doesnt-rule-out-farewell-fight-after-announcing-retirement-mma

>I totally want to fight him, I swear
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bout-agreements-yet-to-be-signed-but-tony-ferguson-says-hes-in-for-khabib-nurmagomedov-at-ufc-209

>Drakkar Klose's journey to the UFC
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/how-drakkar-kloses-journey-to-ufc-fight-night-103-debut-went-through-mike-whitehead-and-john-crouch

>Evolve MMA seeking new head coach
mmamania.com/2017/1/10/14208884/evolve-mma-seeking-new-head-coach

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=TCnVTVyQMLU
twitter.com/Tony_Jeffries/status/778455485502541824
mmamania.com/2017/1/10/14228312/ufc-mirko-cro-cop-doesnt-rule-out-farewell-fight-after-announcing-retirement-mma
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bout-agreements-yet-to-be-signed-but-tony-ferguson-says-hes-in-for-khabib-nurmagomedov-at-ufc-209
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/how-drakkar-kloses-journey-to-ufc-fight-night-103-debut-went-through-mike-whitehead-and-john-crouch
mmamania.com/2017/1/10/14208884/evolve-mma-seeking-new-head-coach
411mania.com/mma/just-like-that-saying-goodbye-to-mike-goldberg/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Schaub is God

well done la

Schaub is God

Gooby bless
youtube.com/watch?v=TCnVTVyQMLU

non-pedo edition

Finally a non autistic OP

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>dead forced memes

schaub bless

I wonder how much a person like that weighs?

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Hating Schaub = Being a very depressed scat fetishist gay porn spammer

Loving Schaub = Happiness + success

I know which should I'm choosing, for sure.

Why haven't you necked yourself? Serious question.

Does Bisping perform better the more the odds are against him?

Well over 200 pounds would be my guess.

>tfw people are still reposting the forced meme you started
mixed feelings

he's close to doing it, the attention he gets from people online is keeping him alive

This is the life and legacy you choose to live behind.

>Being a very depressed scat fetishist gay porn spammer

No one spams as much shob as you do in these threads. You'd know all about that, as well as saving up images of his kid on your personal computer and posting them on Sup Forums.

I took over that meme.

>post a picture of rose when she was a kid
>fully dressed in a clothes catalog
>pedo

fucking kill yourself you absolute child fucker before i do

Remember that exciting Mighty Mouse fight?
Neither do I.

Boy, I sure am glad I'm not like him

there's absolutely nothing that can save boi from his lo iu

>the attention he gets from people online is keeping him alive
pretty ironic coming from the guy who throws a temper tantrum when people don't use his thread

>imagine hating on people just because they're more successful than you

He hasn't been perma rangebanned from Sup Forums yet.
You have to realize that these people have virtually zero happiness outside of this and this is the only place that will remotely accept them
To be banned from here, to them, is to insinuate they are literally the lowest of low on the social foodchain. Something they know on the inside but never want to confront.

JoJo

>I have things to live for

For the last few hours you've been here whining and crying about getting banned and quickly resetting your router.

That sounds like a pretty sad life. You live to post on Sup Forums and brag about your sad below average life?

ATTN MODS: Please consider adding "Schaub" to the word filter. It would really clean up these threads and since Schaub doesn't actually fight he's not relevant in current mma discussion

i hate you so much i am dedicated the last few minutes/hours/days of my life to shitpost responding to everything you post

welcome to hell

Wow

Schaub Bless his soul

This so much. I feel that Schaub posting has become worse lately.

You're some sperg who is here all day shilling a failed fighter. Fail to see how that makes you more successful than me.

I hate the pictures and webms you post, the way you name them, the insistence on having thread a particular way i swear i will give my life to kill you

Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?

I do, actually
UFC 197, against Cejudo
He got a first round finish and Jones won a boring decision

Right here

>not relevant in current mma discussion
Incorrect my friend. Brendan Schaub is one of the premier MMA analysts in the game right now.

Haters need to state a better case if they wish to outlaw a movement that has been thriving for several years.

>I feel that Schaub posting has become worse lately.
It definitely has not. The haters have just gotten worse and more consistent with their scat fetish.

>pic related
>its you

can everyone calm down

I think when he got his first ban he went crazy, he never imagined being torn apart from his friend simulator this hard, where else can he go brag about going to live UFC events with his tranny gf?

>nonce alert

He can take a flying knee and still win by a decision

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If the event is in England then I have Bisping 48-47

We on that /asp/ train now for sure

>I feel that Schaub posting has become worse lately.
it was fine when the first 3 posts were about schaub but spamming the whole thread with him
i dont get the point

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Im sorry again, boys, didn't realize he malfunctioned

Anywho

209 looking pretty good so far. Especially if/with Tony Khabib getting confirmed. Shame about the card the night before getting cancelled

After he sold out arena in Manchester in 6 minutes they will have him fight in some stadium in London next time, believe you me

>i live in a reality where Bisping is still champ and Dom isn't

Heem me from this nightmare, lads

nice username you fucking half nigger

Could Schaub defeat Cyborg?

good, everyone here is a retarded faggot these days anyway

Thanks man.

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What about my username?

dont post this bearded dude on here my man

>haters
the "haters" are just trying to counter the autistic Schaub posters. Its the most embarrassing forced meme and if it wasnt for you idiots he wouldnt be getting so much hate on here. Besides it not our fault he has a poor mma record included several KO losses (many such cases)

Reminder only trailer trash methhead women shave side of head

I'm very hyped for 209

>Teymur vs Lando
>Woodley-Thompson rematch
>Khabib-Ferguson, finally

If the card keeps shaping up like this, I'm going to be anticipating as much as I anticipated UFC 205

THIS

NEW THREAD

twitter.com/Tony_Jeffries/status/778455485502541824

rate my comedy

The "haters" are "slightly" mentally unkempt scat and gay porn spammers, homeboy.

Why are we not allowed to express our appreciation for Schaub, man? It's all cool and all until the cheeto fingers start freaking out for no real reason.

Schaub Bless, man.

>Brendan Schaub is one of the premier MMA analysts
Right, because saying Fighter X is a "motherfucker" and is going to "murk" Fighter Z is being a premier MMA analyst while clinging on Rogan's nuts and talking about the glory days where he held pads for Couture while boasting "I don't hold pads for anyone, bro". Schaub posting is cancerous. There's nothing remotely interesting about a man who was a failed football player, failed fighter, a failed comedian who is not funny at all and host of a weak podcast
>inb4 millions of fans, listeners and downloads to TFATK.
Schaub is trash.

stop this nonsense

Oh, how sad and devoid of joy must be the life of the average Schaub hater here...

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/heem/ - jacare edition Anonymous 01/10/17(Tue)18:39:25 No.73590922▶

Upcoming events:

1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - Rickels vs Darrow
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: →

News:

>Cro Cop may come back for one more fight
mmamania.com/2017/1/10/14228312/ufc-mirko-cro-cop-doesnt-rule-out-farewell-fight-after-announcing-retirement-mma

>I totally want to fight him, I swear
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bout-agreements-yet-to-be-signed-but-tony-ferguson-says-hes-in-for-khabib-nurmagomedov-at-ufc-209

>Drakkar Klose's journey to the UFC
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/how-drakkar-kloses-journey-to-ufc-fight-night-103-debut-went-through-mike-whitehead-and-john-crouch

>Evolve MMA seeking new head coach
mmamania.com/2017/1/10/14208884/evolve-mma-seeking-new-head-coach

>the "haters" are just trying to counter the autistic Schaub posters.
No, they are just hating because they are jealous. It's pretty obvious when they start projecting mental illnesses onto us.
>embarrassing forced meme
It's not a meme and it's not forced. Schaub is a brilliant entertainer and fruitful MMA analyst. He was also a talented MMA fighter.
>Besides it not our fault he has a poor mma record included several KO losses (many such cases)
So what? Am I supposed to stop liking a fighter because he has a couple of losses on his record? That doesn't constitute a loyal fan.

>inb4 millions of fans, listeners and downloads to TFATK.
>Schaub is trash.

Not an argument.

What is a Brandon Slob?

Most of those downloads are bought. He doesn't even have that many followers on twitter. His tweets barely get any traction.

Why couldn't Dom lose against anybody else than cody no daddy garbage, sheesh

>tfw we are witnessing the beginning of the end of /heem/

KEK

>i have the screen name of another man

Regardless of how you felt about Mike Goldberg’s work, he was still the only voice most of us knew for the biggest MMA show in town and it’s going to be weird hearing anyone else opening a UFC Payperview.

You could say that, good or bad, Mike Goldberg was a unique personality, one that was second to none and unlike anything you heard from his peers.

That’s right. When it came to his broadcasting style, one thing you could never say about Mike Goldberg was that he was “virtually identical” to anyone else.

Thank you, Goldie, for all your years of loyalty and enthusiasm for this sport we all love. I can only hope that, wherever you go from here and whatever you do, may your precision always be precise.

>411mania.com/mma/just-like-that-saying-goodbye-to-mike-goldberg/

I'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function
Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrum

Don't get it twisted my man i for sure love george masdavil 100% but he's for sure gonna get his ass kick 100% out of 100% times my man, does that make sents?

Not everyone has Twitter my man. In fact I have many friends that have deleted Twitter recently. Don't defame him because you don't like him.

my name jeff

This nigga changed filenames and then responded to himself to make it seem like he was talking to someone else. If that's not mental illness I don't know what is.

>2 people can't save the same image
Jeez you haters are dense.

>I'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function
>Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrum
I'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function
Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrumI'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function
Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrum

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No need to project homeboy, there's more than one brother out there that appreciates Brenda's brilliance.

Schaub Bless, man.

No need to project homeboy, there's more than one brother out there that appreciates Brenda's brilliance.

Schaub Bless, man.

If that's not mental illness my guy, then I don't know what is. Not enough attention from mommy and daddy?

Thanks for the double (you) btw, putting that Sup Forums pass to good use you utter failure.

*Brendan's

My apologies. Schaub Bless.

How does it feel knowing Schaub doesn't give a fuck about you yet here you are shilling for a man that won't even let you taste his dick

I blame this janitor that identifies users by their IP addresses and then posts pics he's saved of them so he can promote namefagging and attention whoring on an anonymous website.

Ever wonder who forced the Coral springs meme? It was this angry fat fuck that somehow got janitor rights. Hopefully his heart fails and we can be rid of him.

One thing people dont undertsand is that madvisal is a beast of a fighter dont get it twisted my man he could lose this fight i love the guy, im balls deep in mafsdival but its tought my man, does that make sentz my man?

>mental illness
>Not enough attention from mommy and daddy
>you utter failure

Do you even read what you type? Stop handing us your life story. Haters make me sorry. Please get yourself together my friend. Schaub will always be here waiting for you. Schaub bless.

>Yuro heem was awful
>Amerifat heem is even worse all thanks to docksperg and the schaub mental patient who talks to himself all day

Schaublé, mon capitan. Schaublé...

What has that janitor shared? What do we know about these autists?

I like how you felt the need to respond to me twice as if you didn't already acknowledge having a Sup Forums pass. You're a total loser in life.

Because everyone knows he's a complete moron

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