Hating Schaub = Being a very depressed scat fetishist gay porn spammer
Loving Schaub = Happiness + success
I know which should I'm choosing, for sure.
Dylan Ramirez
Why haven't you necked yourself? Serious question.
Connor Russell
Does Bisping perform better the more the odds are against him?
Brayden Jenkins
Well over 200 pounds would be my guess.
Jonathan Sanchez
>tfw people are still reposting the forced meme you started mixed feelings
he's close to doing it, the attention he gets from people online is keeping him alive
Kevin Campbell
This is the life and legacy you choose to live behind.
Xavier Morales
>Being a very depressed scat fetishist gay porn spammer
No one spams as much shob as you do in these threads. You'd know all about that, as well as saving up images of his kid on your personal computer and posting them on Sup Forums.
Jeremiah Foster
I took over that meme.
Ethan Reyes
>post a picture of rose when she was a kid >fully dressed in a clothes catalog >pedo
fucking kill yourself you absolute child fucker before i do
Justin Ortiz
Remember that exciting Mighty Mouse fight? Neither do I.
William Price
Boy, I sure am glad I'm not like him
John Murphy
there's absolutely nothing that can save boi from his lo iu
Brayden Ross
>the attention he gets from people online is keeping him alive pretty ironic coming from the guy who throws a temper tantrum when people don't use his thread
Zachary Kelly
>imagine hating on people just because they're more successful than you
Jack Price
He hasn't been perma rangebanned from Sup Forums yet. You have to realize that these people have virtually zero happiness outside of this and this is the only place that will remotely accept them To be banned from here, to them, is to insinuate they are literally the lowest of low on the social foodchain. Something they know on the inside but never want to confront.
Brandon Phillips
JoJo
Ethan Bailey
>I have things to live for
For the last few hours you've been here whining and crying about getting banned and quickly resetting your router.
That sounds like a pretty sad life. You live to post on Sup Forums and brag about your sad below average life?
Bentley Ortiz
ATTN MODS: Please consider adding "Schaub" to the word filter. It would really clean up these threads and since Schaub doesn't actually fight he's not relevant in current mma discussion
Lucas Thompson
i hate you so much i am dedicated the last few minutes/hours/days of my life to shitpost responding to everything you post
welcome to hell
Levi Allen
Wow
Schaub Bless his soul
Sebastian Flores
This so much. I feel that Schaub posting has become worse lately.
Josiah Thomas
You're some sperg who is here all day shilling a failed fighter. Fail to see how that makes you more successful than me.
Elijah Rogers
I hate the pictures and webms you post, the way you name them, the insistence on having thread a particular way i swear i will give my life to kill you
Logan Edwards
Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?
I do, actually UFC 197, against Cejudo He got a first round finish and Jones won a boring decision
Parker Gutierrez
Right here
Isaac Allen
>not relevant in current mma discussion Incorrect my friend. Brendan Schaub is one of the premier MMA analysts in the game right now.
Haters need to state a better case if they wish to outlaw a movement that has been thriving for several years.
>I feel that Schaub posting has become worse lately. It definitely has not. The haters have just gotten worse and more consistent with their scat fetish.
David King
>pic related >its you
Jace Gutierrez
can everyone calm down
Logan Morgan
I think when he got his first ban he went crazy, he never imagined being torn apart from his friend simulator this hard, where else can he go brag about going to live UFC events with his tranny gf?
Easton Barnes
>nonce alert
Hunter Lewis
He can take a flying knee and still win by a decision
Chase Baker
real thread /... real thread /... real thread /... real thread /... real thread /... real thread /...
Jackson Murphy
If the event is in England then I have Bisping 48-47
James Nguyen
We on that /asp/ train now for sure
Landon Cruz
>I feel that Schaub posting has become worse lately. it was fine when the first 3 posts were about schaub but spamming the whole thread with him i dont get the point
Ayden Cooper
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Hudson Baker
Im sorry again, boys, didn't realize he malfunctioned
Anywho
209 looking pretty good so far. Especially if/with Tony Khabib getting confirmed. Shame about the card the night before getting cancelled
Bentley Long
After he sold out arena in Manchester in 6 minutes they will have him fight in some stadium in London next time, believe you me
Landon Perry
>i live in a reality where Bisping is still champ and Dom isn't
Heem me from this nightmare, lads
Michael Reyes
nice username you fucking half nigger
Kayden Hall
Could Schaub defeat Cyborg?
Jeremiah Stewart
good, everyone here is a retarded faggot these days anyway
Liam Brooks
Thanks man.
John Price
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Chase Allen
What about my username?
Colton Thompson
dont post this bearded dude on here my man
Thomas Cooper
>haters the "haters" are just trying to counter the autistic Schaub posters. Its the most embarrassing forced meme and if it wasnt for you idiots he wouldnt be getting so much hate on here. Besides it not our fault he has a poor mma record included several KO losses (many such cases)
Joshua Smith
Reminder only trailer trash methhead women shave side of head
Sebastian Cooper
I'm very hyped for 209
>Teymur vs Lando >Woodley-Thompson rematch >Khabib-Ferguson, finally
If the card keeps shaping up like this, I'm going to be anticipating as much as I anticipated UFC 205
The "haters" are "slightly" mentally unkempt scat and gay porn spammers, homeboy.
Why are we not allowed to express our appreciation for Schaub, man? It's all cool and all until the cheeto fingers start freaking out for no real reason.
Schaub Bless, man.
Robert Bell
>Brendan Schaub is one of the premier MMA analysts Right, because saying Fighter X is a "motherfucker" and is going to "murk" Fighter Z is being a premier MMA analyst while clinging on Rogan's nuts and talking about the glory days where he held pads for Couture while boasting "I don't hold pads for anyone, bro". Schaub posting is cancerous. There's nothing remotely interesting about a man who was a failed football player, failed fighter, a failed comedian who is not funny at all and host of a weak podcast >inb4 millions of fans, listeners and downloads to TFATK. Schaub is trash.
Gavin Moore
stop this nonsense
Leo Sullivan
Oh, how sad and devoid of joy must be the life of the average Schaub hater here...
>the "haters" are just trying to counter the autistic Schaub posters. No, they are just hating because they are jealous. It's pretty obvious when they start projecting mental illnesses onto us. >embarrassing forced meme It's not a meme and it's not forced. Schaub is a brilliant entertainer and fruitful MMA analyst. He was also a talented MMA fighter. >Besides it not our fault he has a poor mma record included several KO losses (many such cases) So what? Am I supposed to stop liking a fighter because he has a couple of losses on his record? That doesn't constitute a loyal fan.
>inb4 millions of fans, listeners and downloads to TFATK. >Schaub is trash.
Not an argument.
Asher Myers
What is a Brandon Slob?
Liam Ortiz
Most of those downloads are bought. He doesn't even have that many followers on twitter. His tweets barely get any traction.
Josiah Jackson
Why couldn't Dom lose against anybody else than cody no daddy garbage, sheesh
Michael Williams
>tfw we are witnessing the beginning of the end of /heem/
Colton Phillips
KEK
Luke Garcia
>i have the screen name of another man
Jayden Howard
Regardless of how you felt about Mike Goldberg’s work, he was still the only voice most of us knew for the biggest MMA show in town and it’s going to be weird hearing anyone else opening a UFC Payperview.
You could say that, good or bad, Mike Goldberg was a unique personality, one that was second to none and unlike anything you heard from his peers.
That’s right. When it came to his broadcasting style, one thing you could never say about Mike Goldberg was that he was “virtually identical” to anyone else.
Thank you, Goldie, for all your years of loyalty and enthusiasm for this sport we all love. I can only hope that, wherever you go from here and whatever you do, may your precision always be precise.
I'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrum
Aiden Evans
Don't get it twisted my man i for sure love george masdavil 100% but he's for sure gonna get his ass kick 100% out of 100% times my man, does that make sents?
Michael Collins
Not everyone has Twitter my man. In fact I have many friends that have deleted Twitter recently. Don't defame him because you don't like him.
Levi Bell
my name jeff
Eli Campbell
This nigga changed filenames and then responded to himself to make it seem like he was talking to someone else. If that's not mental illness I don't know what is.
Sebastian Thomas
>2 people can't save the same image Jeez you haters are dense.
Gavin Morgan
>I'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function >Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrum I'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrumI'd like to remind everyone to use the hide function Just ignore dockfag and let him throw his temper tantrum
Michael Morales
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Justin King
No need to project homeboy, there's more than one brother out there that appreciates Brenda's brilliance.
Schaub Bless, man.
Matthew Green
No need to project homeboy, there's more than one brother out there that appreciates Brenda's brilliance.
Schaub Bless, man.
Chase Young
If that's not mental illness my guy, then I don't know what is. Not enough attention from mommy and daddy?
Thanks for the double (you) btw, putting that Sup Forums pass to good use you utter failure.
Noah Gonzalez
*Brendan's
My apologies. Schaub Bless.
Elijah Flores
How does it feel knowing Schaub doesn't give a fuck about you yet here you are shilling for a man that won't even let you taste his dick
Jayden Ross
I blame this janitor that identifies users by their IP addresses and then posts pics he's saved of them so he can promote namefagging and attention whoring on an anonymous website.
Ever wonder who forced the Coral springs meme? It was this angry fat fuck that somehow got janitor rights. Hopefully his heart fails and we can be rid of him.
Jack Martin
One thing people dont undertsand is that madvisal is a beast of a fighter dont get it twisted my man he could lose this fight i love the guy, im balls deep in mafsdival but its tought my man, does that make sentz my man?
David Gomez
>mental illness >Not enough attention from mommy and daddy >you utter failure
Do you even read what you type? Stop handing us your life story. Haters make me sorry. Please get yourself together my friend. Schaub will always be here waiting for you. Schaub bless.
Justin Hughes
>Yuro heem was awful >Amerifat heem is even worse all thanks to docksperg and the schaub mental patient who talks to himself all day
Hunter Gomez
Schaublé, mon capitan. Schaublé...
Michael Brooks
What has that janitor shared? What do we know about these autists?
Austin Turner
I like how you felt the need to respond to me twice as if you didn't already acknowledge having a Sup Forums pass. You're a total loser in life.
Jacob Cruz
Because everyone knows he's a complete moron
Adrian Jenkins
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Brayden Kelly
actual thread boys get in here actual thread boys get in here actual thread boys get in here actual thread boys get in here actual thread boys get in here actual thread boys get in here actual thread boys get in here