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No surrender edition

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anime

karen

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

Right, off to Bargain Booze, anyone want ought?

Jim Carrey's best films:

1. Cable Guy
2. Truman Show
3. Dumb and Dumber
4. Liar Liar
5. Batman Forever

little finger in the arse, two fingers in the puss, in and out in and out

give the little one a wiggle

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>the reefs are dying
>this will lead to a collapse of the oceans ecosystem
>and also our own

ahh yes
silly polluting corporations

anime

*hijacks an airplane and crashes it into the World Trade Center*

>why yes i tell women i """""have feelings"""" for them so they know i am a backup provider ready to jump into the picture the moment their bf pumps and dumps them with his seed

need a bf...

>I panicked and texted her about 20 times over the next day

Only saw Truman show, so can't really judge the accuracy of this.

You've got no right to complain unless you use a tree stump to access the internet.

hope you get one

might tell my best friend I have feelings for them

thoughts?

really want to travel the world lads. want to get a cyber job in japan or some equally foreign country and meet people, fuck foreign girls, explore places. but i'm not, i'm just gonna get a job in the states and work it until i'm 60 and retire. by then i'll be too old to travel.

Grab me two 40 oz. of King Cobra Premium Malt LIKKA my dude

do girls like having their feet massaged? asking for a friend

cheers

mug

how did you meet this girl

what's her name?

very nice

>anime posters
>mfw

okay okay... but enough of that
i need to tell you something.... i... have feelings for you

I

HURT MYSELF TODAY

TO SEE IF I COULD STILL FEEL

>until i'm 60 and retire
Yeah right, retirement at 60, when pigs fly.

What on earth is malt liquor

i reckon this lad with the friend who is a girl is the lad that keeps saying he has cancer, i reckon it's also poleboo, moni, ribena, whoever else. reckon they are literally all the same spastic. bet i'm right

I'm not complaining, I'm just pointing out how the world is going to end

coincidentally this is timing nicely with the death of the white race

got asked by a relative if i was gay today

been travelling almost 3 months and i've been friendzoned twice and have no gf

LMFAO state of me hahaha

youtu.be/QlIwMeZYQyM?t=3m47s

REALLY want a qt slavic gf

Tuna sandwich and crackers:
Yay or nay?

Literally why? Just ask her on a date, if she likes you she'll say yes

really though how could you expect to stay friends

3 x 4 pack of carling

well are you?

you said you have banged bare girls though right?

>applying to oxbridge
toff twat

that's unfortunate m8

Essentially just higher-than-5% cheap beer (higher malt content)

Cobras are GOAT

want a big of the ol nork vs rorkes ngl

don't sniff the little one afterwards

got into manchester lads waheyyy fuck real life for another year

don't think so but lots of people seem to think so so maybe i guess

Flew to the UK specifically to attend the interview kind of disappointed at wasting like $2k desu

So, finally, my years of work infiltrating ISIS and ingratiating myself with their Afghan cell had paid off. The United States was about to drop the "mother of all bombs" on the cave complex I, Ballbaghi al-Britani, had been living in for the past three months, constructing crude IEDs.

As the news began to filter through, was I screaming prayers in Arabic and cursing the Great Satan America? Was I running for my life away from the impending fiery Holocaust? Was I attempting to make one last call to my family to let them know I was about to meet my maker?

No, I calmly strolled outside and buried myself under the fine, warm desert sand. And I waited.

I wonder what the USAF pilot who remotely dropped the bomb thought the pale, hairy, quivering mass poking through the sand was as he remotely surveilled the area from within the walls of the Pentagon? A naked mole rat? Some sort of small beige cactus? Could he possibly have suspected it was my tender spuds, anxiously awaiting their complete and utter destruction?

As the 11,000lb mother of all bombs detonated, spreading my bollock matter across the Middle East and beyond, completely and totally annihilating my pathetic knackers for good with unimaginable, overwhelming force none of this was going through my head. I was filled simply with a sense of perfect bliss. My sack was well and truly fucking fucked. Utterly splattered and totally eviscerated.

t. guy who puts "School of Hard Knocks" on his Facebook profile

yeah but it's soulless and makes me feel empty inside after

unlucky m8

Actually no, I've hardly used Sup Forums at all in the last year, yet alone /brit/, I'm just desperate for advice. I was trying to move on from Sup Forums and how it fucked my head over, but I need help because she is really the best person I have ever met in my life and it seems like things will never be the same again. And I've felt so, so empty since our relationship changed, I was drinking today with a couple of friends and I couldn't even bring myself to talk or think of anything to say, my entire personality has been destroyed, I think I'll kill myself if I can't at least be best friends with her

ah m8 :(
where else have you applied?

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this gets less and less funny each time you post it

Ireland desu

>massive corporations and businesses produce more c02 and the like in 1 day than you will in an entire lifetime
>your bad if you use a PC!!!!

hmmmm

OI OI

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nowhere.. really thought i'd get in..

So we have names for Muslims and far righters, but what about a name for lefties?

cut him some slack

it's probably the only decent post he's made in his life

cara

Excellent post

youtube.com/watch?v=MxgVn2H38B4

Do you work there?

We just call anyone who says anything remotely left sheed

stop posting this tranny

what the fuck is this why have I seen so many fucking posts by literal 17 and 18 year olds about their university placements. No one cares. Fuck off

Planning to make some shitty image macros with screenshots of very popular youtube personalities and post them on Sup Forums for a few months.

Used to know how to wind them up easily but can't anymore because the board has changed a lot. Now that the board is 50% youtube and they're elitist about who they watch, i think it could be a success.

Few other places

Was really hoping for Cambridge tho

let me be blunt is there a rorke crisis in /brit/ today

cryptosheeds

no tits and no tits makes jack a dull boy

or else wot?

Was expecting a pecker

does japan have a welfare system?

like the majority of the trashy TV shows in the US/Europe comprise of people who live off welfare (without which they would literally starve/get winter'd/diabeetus'd)

can't imagine they have an underclass there considering their honour-obsessed mentality

Anyone else despise posh uni students? I always feel like going out on friday night and filling in a group of these cunts

>I was drinking today with a couple of friends
ok, you have other people you can substitute as "best friends". if you give yourself a few months to drift apart from this girl you'll realise you were just infatuated and she wasn't particularly special.
in the meantime, watch a LOT of anime and post it on /brit/

wew good job getting unconditionals from those places, you'll be fine lmao and there's always postgrad

fucking hate pakis lads

why are you asking questions that you could easily google?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welfare_in_Japan

unlikely, they probably just live with mum and dad

I reckon the traditional family unit is still strong there

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I think the poor and homeless are held in contempt there

saw a doc about homeless people in japan

it just said there wasn't any and ended

No you can't imagine that because you're an ignorant weeb freak.
Look up hikikimoro

I wish

>killing yourself over a girl
ffs

looks like a dogs willy

are the memes about asian women loving the big white cock true then?

Because you need me, /brit/. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Rasheed but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Rorke to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.

japan has great city planning

charlie bit me

we need to start collecting tim snarling

Totally false, saw lots of homeless in Tokyo. Actually one day it started raining and I ran in a parking area under this government building and saw literally hundreds of them. They were very Japanese homeless though, like they were all laying on neatly organised mats practicing calligraphy or somesuch.

Why do insist on letting us know of its existence then?

think so

t. dated a shit rich asian girl for a bit