What's the most autistic thing you've ever done?

What's the most autistic thing you've ever done?

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fpbp

This.

voted for cobyn

Ever turn your head when in public on impulse whenever someone says something? Maybe just me but I think I take 1st place with this:
>be me
>looking around town square
>couple arguing
>insults going back and forth
>"YOU COCK MONGLING FAGGOT!"
>I turn as quick as I could on impulse (autism impulse)
>and point at myself
>everyone stops and looks at me
Top this and you'll be rewarded

Bang up job retard

Made a girl I dated believe her nudes were spread online

kek

That's not autistic or retarded at all, that's just being a dick for a cheap laugh

Getting diagnosed with ASD.

Your mother

Using the word autistic an insult than getting diagnosed with HFA 3 years later

That

I sob at my workplace (trying hard to hold back) because my supervisor yelled at me.

and even this

get diagnosed as autistic

turned all the gas valves in school labratory when i was a retarded kid, good thing they shut them down from canisters and not just from heaters

Get a dui

Jesus Christ, what were you hoping to accomplish?

early dismissal!

autistic / cringe
>be me, 20
>start working summer job
>qt co-worker who's been working there a while
>one day qt co-worker comes in to work and say hey to everyone
>qt: "hey user how are you"
>me: "a lot better now that you're here"
>mfw realized what I just said
>awkwardly avoid her entire summer

>open juice bottle
>forgot I opened juice bottle
>image

Went to a hooker who turned out to be a total hambeast.

Instead of leaving immediately, I went ahead and fucked her anyway because I'm a desperate lame-ass.

>be me

>be 11

>have qt 2nd or 3rd cousin dtf

>boner.png

>be in the approach position

>aw yis

>bladder.exe has experienced an unenforced error

>BRB pee break

>no pee just boner excitement

>get back drop Luther Vandross

>cousin no longer in mood

>brother is

>nigga wat

>spend rest of time trying to get back into those panties with no luck

>feels bad man

Follow up nigga, damn! Always follow up with awkward wink and finger guns. Guaranteed to turn qt in Niagara Falls.

>What's the most autistic thing you've ever done?
start a dubs thread on Sup Forums or reply to a post with check em.

Oh god I hate when that happens

I broke up a gay couple in high school using this picture.

Not as bad, but I almost porked a sheboon ham-beast only to find out later it was a dude.

That's some bullet dodging Neo shit right there.

Not really, as we were making out on the couch and I felt down to start the river flowing from "her" cooch, I didn't feel a cooch but rather a a tiny party sausage.

I jumped out the window after that

>be me
>newish employee at firm
>decide I can score points by hosting party
>invite everyone at work
>see boss through window walking up drive
>his arm around his wife
>I think, 'say something funny'
>so I call out window, 'hey you two, get a room'
>his wife looks up
>not his wife, turns out
>it's his daughter
>mfw I told my boss to get a hotel room so he could fuck his child

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Voted for Trump

This isn't an alpha thread man, fuck off.

Shut up manchild.

Backpeddling in a mythic dungeon.

I blackmailed my sister with her nudes into giving me a bj

>shit up manchild

Basically

It's like you morons can't read, AUTISTIC not ALPHA.

Place Pixels on PixelCanvas.io while spinning my fidget spinner on my hoverboard with a vape in my other hand

Alpha is me getting the superior dubs while you get the lowly peasant singles.

Did it work ?

Yes, you should have read the other thread I described it in.

Damn you're fucked up Billy she will probably hate you all her life and that's how you ruin your familiy

>be me about 12 in school
>in form room and our tutor says hes having a baby soon
>people asking questions
>i ask ''what would you do if it died''
>i was just curious about the emotional effects and if they would try for another baby
>room goes quiet
>people giving me horrific looks
>this one noggo girl says that i want his baby to die
>i instantly start crying
>everyone joins in calling me names
>the bell rings and everyone leaves
>teacher asks me to stay behind
>i just say i was curious about his thoughts and diddnt mean that i want his baby to die
>i cant remember what he said my mind was pretty hazy

But at least I'll have a Nephon, or a Niecaughter.

Post on this thread.

This

>be me
>being at small party (4 classmates and a friend)
>barely knew them
>trying to impress one of the girls
>i ask for the toilet cuz beer, a lot of beer
>vomit all the corridor long
>vomit also on her lap

being autistic

Lol, that's not autistic, coulda been lol I was kidding just teasin u kno...

>Decide life sucks, going to an hero
>open bottle of tylenol
>eat 20, wait 10 minutes
>eat 20, wait 10 minutes
>eat 20, wait 10 minutes
>eat 20, wait 10 minutes
>eat 20, wait 10 minutes
>all gone, wtf, don't even feel weird.
>go back to playing ultima online

Well, I helped make an autistic child. About as close as I can get without actually being one...

Yep.

maybe you waited too long?

Maybe tylenol is a made up drug by our government made to control our minds.

>"a lot better now that you're here"
>proceed to dump a bunch of work on her
>take a break

captcha: book, gives me a whole bookshelf, ffs

/thread

/thread

We need to study your genetic code

i ran through the paddy fields when i was young

I've dropped concact with a friend because they kept their beta fish in a bowl.

I pluck my pubic hair out of my crotch and rub the greasy roots on my face.

m8 your liver is fucked

I eat my ass scabs

>ultima online

nice.

check em!

fuckin kek

Autistic? Pssh check this
>dubs get

I'm actually afraid I'll have an autistic child coz I rip on them so much

Even when i succeed, i fail

party sausage!
xD lel!

I didn't vote, because I figured one party was as bad as another.

I'm surprised your liver didn't fail tbh

these

nice

You were right. You should've supported a third party as a protest vote though, at the very least. I dont think it'll be the greens or the LP that ends up winning a presidential election as a third party, but I feel like political involvement about to increase drastically in America.

Legend

go back to tumblr newfag

thats fucked up annon

*teacher takes you aside*
Listen here you little shit

are you a wizard

dude that's not how babies are made

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Followed Boxxy to Sup Forums. Fail

Witch!

fpbp

> be me
> 5 years ago
> at work in retail store
> been in the backroom working all day, haven't opened my mouth to talk or anything
> because of that, lips are kind of sealed together
> "Hey user, I need you to cover so-and-so's lunch break, just hang out in the area for half an hour and help customers if they need it"
> just nod, I was tired
> covering coworker for her lunchbreak
> nothing big
> nod to a few customers walking past me
> customer walking my way
> just a normie dude
> He says hello to me
> I try to say "what's up"
> lips were still fused together
> unintentionally make "mmm-" sound before saying "what"
> autism strikes and I stop saying "what" mid word.
> comes out "mmwa"
> I just fucking blew this customer a kiss
> horror in his eyes
> speedwalks past me, looking straight ahead
> fucking autismo brain
> coworkers made fun of me for it for the next couple years

waiting for

I did this

souljaboy checkem!