OFFICIAL DETROIT RED WINGS @ CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS GAMETHREAD

ORIGINAL SIX SHITFEST IS A GO

Game starts 7:30PM CST. Man your bunkers. Game's on WGN if you're in the Chicago area.

>Blackhawks thread already made
Nice. How terrible is tonight going to be?

Go wiings

>terrible
It'll be entertaining as hell win or lose. Blackhawks play a whole different way against Detroit.

But I'm here for the Gamethread. They are always full of shitflinging and I love it.

Fuck both of these teams, go Bruins

Rivalry game 2nignt! Got the bulls, Hawks and Noles on

We suck

>Noles
who?

I have my alcohol ready and have buffed myself for maximum shitposting.

>Chicago Seminoles Talker !Ir5/ZyqTMk
>Seminoles
>Noles
>l
>illuminati

confirmed

>Sick
>In bed all day
>Get Hawks game

Thank fuck

You seem upset, anti-skeleton friend.

justin suicide bomber is back in the lineup

Who said I was upset or against skeletons?

Would you a one legged chick?

Ummmm

wat

If anything, the skeleton posting is intensifying.

Fuck yeah, i want her to give me a stump job.

Oh shit.

Unless if you have a foot fetish, what can possibly go wrong.

Oh wait.

I must have been mistaken. You see, I have made a rather angry foe. One who is vehemently against the skeleton way of life. Given the perceived tone of
post, I thought you were he.
Continue on my friend.

>that closet size
If I still had sides...

That was quick.

Great start

Duncan haters btfo

Here is goal differential and some stats from Detroit's perspective.

Red Wings are up 258 goals against Chicago.

...

Fugg nyquist will literally never score EVER again

website?

Fuck this team

Made it myself. ;)

>website
>clearly a program

well fugg make a website ive been looking for shit like this forever. can you compare detroit vs vancouver in all time record?

>Chicago against Detroit
>somehow this isn't the wednesday night rivalry game
not that I'm complaining

Relevant for this game. Reg season at Chicago

We should be though. the fuck is this shit.

I'd rather have Pat and Eddie

goddamn day save

It's like you want Pierre and his fucking bullshit

Agreed. This is meant to be a Pat and Eddie game

>We should be though. the fuck is this shit.
fucking lel son

CAMPBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOUP'S ON


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SOUP'S ON!

A power play goal. Nice!

You mean like as in games above .500?

Here you are.
I'm a wongs fan so it only does wongs vs. other teams. In theory I could do any team vs. any team, but it would take 30^2 files of data.

True but no CSN/WGN in Tally though so im stuck to streams

Yes yes we need to tank. Give up a few more goals now.

PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DICK PANIC

I'm streaming too dude.

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Dick Panik!!!!!!

no i just wanna know what detroits win loss record vs vancouver is

Panik at the disco!

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26 SECONDS

It's right there on the left anyway.

This desu

They gave up a goal a few seconds after I posted it. Praise kek to make it 0-3 before the intermission.

Fuck the streak and please give a high draft pick.

We need to lose every game by one goal to retain our dignity. Points are first in the pecking order.

thanks

Wish I could make enough to Extreme Home Makeover my basement

oh shit we /high wind warning/ now

Do you think Blashill gets canned after this season?

HIGH WINDS
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Just drink more it'll weigh you down when the big one comes

no joke i found my car cover stuck 10 feet up in a tree a few doors down. Thank you based spruce

What's even the point. Bunch of losers and ancient players on this team.

>love has no gender
>love has no label
Looks like we need to drop Orlando II: Electric Boogaloo

what kind of car do you have that justifies having a cover for it

>he thinks a cover is about the car and not the convenience of not needing to brush snow off every morning

not the same guy but used to use a cover before I moved to a place with a garage

Guys I have no alcohol. Should I go get some?

Maybe he just likes his car

Don't you just have to take the snow off the cover?

You know the answer

guys.....is that a penalty?

just shake it off, takes 5 seconds

Yes it is. As Eddie said both skates must be on the ice before you play the puck

a miata that has never and will never see snow/salt

>Stopping snow
No. Snow is easy enough to deal with. It's fucking thick ass ice that really makes the cover the MVP.

Yeah I think it happened in a B-lose/hawks game last year

strap on a kite and fly to the alcohol

>all these tripfags.
>not knowing what's a penalty
embarrassing fanbase.

I was being facetious because Eddie repeated 'that's a penalty!" maybe 20 times

I think he was making fun of eddies slight meltdown.

Anyone got any Blackhawks pepes or wojaks?

You forgot love has no dimension.

have a burr instead

Slight? I'm surprised Eddie didn't yell from where he was at the ice.

He'll have a megaphone next game at this rate

...

Bite me.

Back from the store. Time to get fucked up tonight.


>anime
>mistake
>ad nauseum
etc etc

I read this as "strap on a kite shield" Time to fight some dragons or something.

Goddammit, it's just not the same anymore. Usually there's a massive shitfest going on between both teams once the puck drops, whether about someone posting about either city, food, or just 2D and everyone's giving each other shit. Now, it's just hollow and barren.

I've been here too fucking long.


Oh look, Detroit scores. Watch as there's maybe 5-6 replies and that's it.

It begins.....

Fuck off Tumbles!

boy am i glad i just bought booze

just die