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>1 point in 9 games

Is Daniel Sedin, dare I say, a bust?

I'm so stressed pls win jackets

yeah he probably just comes here when he needs to take a break from driving a porsche while two girls fight over who gets to suck his dick

Nice hockey related OP image faggot.

You clever devil. He'll be in the AHL soon though, so Pouliot will once again reign supreme.

Draft a Finn, you WIN!

sorry the luck train made its final stop already

hope you enjoyed the final highlight of the team's history before relocation

I drive a GTR, I'm not a fucking chad.

good post

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gus isnt even good enough for the ahl, whatever is below the echl is where he belongs

DRAGULA SCARRR

fishbowl bulju is my favorite meme

do you have the one of him as a kid holding the trophy?

CAGGIULA

>drives a car that looks like Scumbag Steve's hat
>not a chad

if you say so

>pooalot and gryba assist
truly a meme game

Post players that got their development ruined by piss poor management.

>oilers score
>thornton begs for another powerplay

Classic veteran move

Alright /hoc/, which team has the best 3 center system right now? Tried looking at all teams but many have a bad 3C or are playing natural centers on the wing

so far I could only come up with Pittsburgh (Crosby, Malkin, Bonino), Rangers (Stepan, Zibanejad, Hayes), Washington (Backstrom, Kuznetsov, Eller)

also fuck you Sup Forums this is not a duplicate

Don't ever talk shit about GTRs again, or I won't hesitate to kill you.

how do we fix the hurricanes? since they won't be relocating to a proper market, what can the team do besides win?

pulju
almost anyone in edmonton really

thornton is such an insufferable faggot, undeserving of a cup

Sad!

>mad
>at jumbo

>letting Mikkel "Wet Danish Dynamite" Boedker score on you

I can't envision someone using the word "chad" unironically not being a huge faggot

>drafting an Oil King
>ever

Literally BUSTS: the franchise

Oilers and Sharks are up there. McDavid, Draisaitl and RNH for oilers, Thornton, Couture and Pavelski for for shorks

Reminder that he will retire without a cup

hey, don't say that.

sabres 7 out 8 possible points?

also fuck fillthy

jumbo marshmallow maybe, hes such a whiner

>implying this year isn't >our year

Daniel is soon approaching 1 point in 10 games.

hey if you want to drive a car that can't go over a speedbump i won't stop you

penguins seems like the obvious choice

Joke's on you, Pulju's in Bakersfield. How embarrassing for you.

>blue jackets
>elite

looked at them, but IIRC both Draisaitl and Pavelski are playing wing at the moment. but especially for western teams I'm never sure about that

>canes didn't choke

SMELL MY NUTS /hoc/

>t. mad blow jobs fan
watch your mouth m8, up until last year you were just as sad as >us, at least >we have a Cup and playoff wins

only took half a fucking season.

Please stop

>Jacketsfags didn't believe me when I told them eventually their team would regress

>bjs
lolno i actually want to see the canes stay up.

scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarolina

>luck

vancouversun.com/news/crime/convicted-smuggler-took-an-unknowing-daniel-sedin-on-helicopter-trip

Vancouver Canucks winger Daniel Sedin unwittingly took a scenic helicopter trip last week with a longtime gangster who has served time in the U.S. for drug smuggling.

lol what the fuck

Someone kill that sasquatch fuck.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

so?

>mad
>at hobos

>since they won't be relocating to a proper market
oh we'll see about that

>implying we didn't believe you
No we simply said that they would regress but not as much as you might think

>oilels actually thought they had a chance

i hate the fucking sharks so fucking much

let Peters and Francis work their stuff, it's only year 3 since they've inherited a ramshackle franchise and look at how the prospects are developing now

as for fans every casual in the US is a bandwaggoner, wins = playoff appearances = fickle whores put their butts back in those seats

>mad
>at shorks

lol nothing, the guy did the crime and did the crime

Daniel should've gotten some PEDs off him

he should have tossed danielle out of the chopper

how long until buffalo is past being a fringe team?

Get outta here, Nigel. It's gotta be almost one bong over there.

>allowing 6-8 to happen to you at home
don't you have a trashed city to rebuild Quin-Jao?

san jose is my favourite hockey-themed comedy troupe

>mad at Sedin

Why?

>Canes have a chance to make the playoffs and bring back their fairweather fan.
>Canafags this scared over this.
I will be enjoying the next couple of months.

about any minute now

nigh three bongs actually

meant 4

how mad are frogs every time the canes win?

>fairweather fan
>fan
>as in singular
Rednecks are so stupid.

Blues are a sneaky bad team imo

seriously, they've regressed hard.

The third anniversary of >9-1 is on Sunday.

Where does the time go?

Someone accidentally touches joe faggot degenerate beard Thornton's stick for a milliesecond

He crys and yells out to the ref for a penalty

>gets it

I fucking hate that guy

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same lad, cut the gap to 3 points tonight

they're S E E T H I N G

>imblying

>rags
and filthy
will lose their playoff spots to the fucking
>laffs
and based canes

Forsberg on waivers when

>best PP in the league against best PK
>reduced to one fucking shot
top fucking kek shows defense wins games

I'm scared guys I don't want the jackets to lose the division again

don't you have skyscrapers to rebuild, a marathon to mop up after, and a city full of water to drain?

>best pk
Yeah it's at 90% you tard with 4 pp that's about .4 goals
Which is about 1 shot

>one shot in eight (8) power play minutes

>1st in draft class in goals
>2nd in draft class in points

When will you fucking faggots apologize?

Oilers are really fluid, game to game and period to period

*shitposters

Yeah, but then again we took the THICC goddess

>2nd in points to a man who has 8 goals

I am getting really scared about the jackets I don't want them to go back to their shit ways

Allen has been really bad.
Honestly, it's amazing how goalies have responded to their prospective futures.

Elliot and Allen split up and they both struggle hard.
Bishop knows he's out the door and has a shit year, only to go down and suddenly Vasilevsky turns to shit. The horrendous starts Gibson and Andersen had, which they've at least bounced back from. Halak was put on fucking waivers. Howard is good again and Mrazek is trash. Peter fucking Budaj is a team's starter. And it turns out that the Cancer Man gave a woman cancer.


Crazy year for goaltending.

at this point could you just swap chloe in for virtanen? she looks like she can forecheck.

>assist babby

Why does he look so smug?

Is it because he knows he's better than Bustkov (2nd overall)?

here's EXACTLY what will happen
>Rangers 1st WC
>philthy implodes, 2nd WC to Toronto
>Pens win the Metro
>Rangers walk through atlantic bracket
>Toronto pays Kessel 1,2M to btfo them in the first round
>caps choke against pens in second round
>west is irrelevant so cup winner is decided in pens rags ecf
cap this

Where are the jackets

>the city of philth

>posting off-season photos

This is her AFTER training camp.

6'6", 260 pounds of PURE muscles.

She can hit harder and rip the puck harder than Bustanen.

>Implying that the Laffs won't fuck this up.
2nd WC is going to Lightning/Canes desu.

in le trash

Remember that time the Oilers were so injured that Benoit Pouliot was their second line centre?

>these implications
jykkets will lose the scf

hello yes? is this where i >bloos
also can i
>boilers
???

lost to caps in the first round