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fights on sunday boys

too busy sorry gotta go
>tfw OP

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schooby bless

Fucking great thread my nigger

I like this thread. This is a good fucking thread.

Schaublé, mon capitan. Schaublé.

nice digits man

this is the real thread

Psychodock bless

this might be the best fucking thread i've ever seen in my life

Won another $200 blackjack tonight back to the cold tomorrow. Schaub bless u especially the h8rs who r lost and confused u no who u r

thanks guys I tried a bit harder on this one than usual so you guys would still know that I had it in me to make some good ones now and then because I've been super duper busy lately sorry gotta go

Do you ever do anything with your life?

no one cares you degenerate fatass

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE
THE REAL OP.
SPERG OP POSTS SHITTY LINKS.
WHEN YOU POST OPS, PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING SPERG.

>Schaub bless u especially the h8rs who r lost and confused u no who u r

This is how I used to send a text back in 2010.

thanks i know you have a busy schedule but i thank you for everything you do for the /heem/ community

Just had a big meal and let out a dock warlock

Don't make fun of him, he has a serious brain injury like Brandon.

Im a bzE guy no time 2 type wrds

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth* you looked stiff out there, absolutely horrible, Travis was hitting you with some hard shots, he had nice clean boxing and had a nice wide stance, you looked like the worst fighter I've ever seen in all my years of calling fights, I'd rather watch Maryna Moroz vs. Danielle Taylor rematch each other for the next century than have to call another fight of yours, and I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related. Get out of here and never come back.

sounds gross and messy dude

actual thread here.
do not post in this canadian thread
it's adan
this is the official thread:
do. not. respond. to canadian posters.

Rogan needs to ditch that fuck already.

Someone is working really hard to get this general booted to alternative sports.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.


Get out of here and never come back.

I remember this like it was yesterday

There are fights on Sunday?

i get banned for spamming when i made the thread before him? lol good going you absolute idiot

congrats canada funny thread

don't bother banning me mod i'm switching IPs with foxyproxy lol

you're autistic and need help

>dockie is into scat and guy on guy action

Kek

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Who is sabotaging /heem/?

Why are they doing this?

Is it someone from /wwe/ trying to get us to /asp/ or is it someone that is salty because the mods keep banning him?

stop fear mongering

OFFICIAL /HEEM/ THREAD:

Remember when Eddie was a backstage reporter for PRIDE?

maybe it's ronda

hates schaub, hate's the ufc, super depressed, downward spiral, works 6pm-3am every night, probably going to retire now

Not fear mongering if it's true, keep making 5 threads at a time, someone goes to /q/ and complains, then the mods just cut their losses and say this stuff belongs in alternative sports and you have to share a board with mandrama manchildren.

Her mom said she can still become a doctor

true thread:

looks chinese desu

MOON LANDING REAL OR FAKE

>Docksautist has a scat fetish

Not surprised

Real

maybe because he is chinese

WE
R
LIVE
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stop doing that

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

don't do this to us because you're mad at him bud

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THEY NOTICED ME! KRAZY HORSE DAD!

WOAH MAN, I said NEWS

lmao

Stop schaubposting man, its gross

SOMEONE SAVE ME IF YOU WILL

Why are you doing this

IS IP B& imminent?

My bad, i thought you said POOS!

TRAVIS????

Thread theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ

>when the smurf has been been driven to literal shitposting

Anywho, who's the hardest hitting 115er?

>travis getting big brown'd

um did we enter the twilight zone

That was from Rhonda's fast food binge after the Holm loss

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE

OFFICIAL THREAD:

What is wrong with some """human beings"""? Why are you taking it out on heem because you have autism? You got banned for spamming multiple threads, this isn't Sup Forums and now you're spamming the general with scat to prove what point exactly? You're the reason mods even exist in the first place

What is actually wrong with you?

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Sch*ub h8rs r a strange bunch just keep the faith bro

No seriously, what the heck is going on? Are all the real fight fans gone?

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He saves gay scat porn on his computer. If that is what gets you off, there is a serious underlying mental illness. I honestly don't expect anything less from this guy. He's absolutely lost his mind.

He's probably laughing uncontrollably at this all right now, alone, by himself.

OHHH CANADA

NEW
OFFICIAL THREAD:

>Hmmm I wonder who could be mad enough to create multiple threads and post scat in an attempt to destroy /heem/
its obviously buttblasted Schaub posters that can't handle their forced meme getting BTFO in every single thread

porcelain Schaub receptacle bless

Just imagine some 400 lbs sperg resetting IPs furiously because people refused to use his trash threads.

DeeReePub, you my main man

Schaub-posting will live through the early 2017 shitposting belee me.

Listen man *brings microphone closer* you're just not a good fighter, you're a big guy sure but there's lots of big guys who shouldn't be fighters, you call yourself big brown and this reflects your fighting style quite accurately, watching you fight is like watching a big turd with hair and bad tattoos flail around the octagon. I've never seen anything so grotesque and it's never been an honor calling any of your fights. Your fight with Travis Browne was a literal nightmare, after he landed the first jab I just knew you were done for, you just don't know the basics of fighting at all, and I'm not saying all this to be mean, I'm saying this cause I'm your friend,

>Oh I agree 100% for sure you're my boy but I disagree

You honestly should have just become a male stripper, you're not a funny comedian and you're a garbage fighter, I've seen you hit pads before and I wanted to claw my eyes out but out of respect I stayed behind. I doubt your commitment to anything, you have a glass chin, skidded footwork and non-existent head movement, you shouldn't be fighting at even an amateur level, I don't worry about you at all, you made a horrible career choice and should rethink your life.

NEW:

NEW

Reminder that hating Schaub puts you in the same category as depressed gay porn loving scat fetishists

Schaub Bless.

who /famousburger/ here?

dude you need to smoke some weed and chill the fuck out

I liked you spergs better when you rushed to "FIRST! xD" threads

Now you're just being obnoxious making entire threads about this guy who doesn't even fight and is retired.

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This guy may think he's "pawning" the mod, but consider that you're also doing all this for free.

>buttblasted Schaub posters
Schaub fans are never angry. We always have free Schaub content to occupy our minds.
>forced meme
Being a fan of Schaub is not a meme at all.
>re:scat posting
I love /heem/. I will do everything in my power to defend it. I would never do anything to damage /heem/ in such a way that it would be vanquished from Sup Forums. I take deep offense to you implying a Schaub fan would be spamming /heem/ with porn and creating gratuitous threads at will.

Schaub bless.

i cant tell whats the shit posting and whats the schaub posting anymore, just see a big brown piece of shit in both

new schaub thread

Concept: People actually use this forum to discuss MMA and not fawn over retired pieces of trash

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

mfw this new shitposter makes schaubposting BANNABLE offence

>the scat poster is now trying to frame Schaub

Just when I thought he couldn't get more pathetic.

Fuck off to somewhere else. You are ruining the best general on Sup Forums.

Im on mobile and need more schaub pics on my phone. Post your best schaubs please

hmmm I wonder what triggered this bud in the previous thread...

was Brink a snake in the grass?

let's cut the shit and start fresh:

get in here

The fact that the worst posters on Sup Forums hate Schaub should speak volumes about you should be upset at

Schaub Bless

he just wanted to blade, nothing else mattered

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