Be me

>be me
>be playing minecraft
>be the only Mexican in my party
>everyone besides me decides to wall me off in the desert
>try to tell them to please not do this
>they do it anyway
>stuck in a shit hole with no food
>star a pathetic farm
>barely makes enough for me to survive
>one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave
>dig some tunnels for getting around the desert
>I decide to start formulating a plan
>I will tear down that wall
Cont?

Oh dear lord. Please continue!

Please yes

bump

go on

>start collecting gun powder
>still a struggle to survive
>continue building my tunnels
>now have tunnels all across the land of sand
>get a new skin to represent the land of sand
>change my name to the land of sand
>get news from the other side saying they plan on raiding me
>know what I have to do
>arm traps all over in the land of sand
>setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the land of sand
>praying to the sand that this works

Cont. Interested.

keep going.

Is autism contagious? Should I be holding my breath whilst in this thread?

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who told you to stop?

I think OP is typing as he goes along.

>hear my traps going off everywhere in the land of sand
>know it is now or nothing
>run out through one of my tunnels
>make it to the surface run fast as ass to the wall
>arm the tnt
> ALAHU AKBAR
>my gate way is open
>get to their base and burn it
>get to their farm and blow it up
>find their pets and kill them
>when they Finaly make it back they realised what happened
>they know that there is nothing anymore
>tell them to come live in the land of sand with me
>it is their only choice
>they all agree they are all now sand people
>we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't the land of sand
>mfw I just created Isis in minecraft

it was good until this
too forced my dude

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Shitty story that never happened. SAGE.

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/thread

I'm very disappointed by the payoff. I was expecting you to at very least bury them alive while spouting shitty sand puns all the while.

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I'm pretty sure op is samefagging
not 100% though

You try

Nope, but nice quads

for future use

you filthy cum gagging redditor with your shitty crop

at least it's in order

better?

You have them out of order, newfag.

its out of god damn order STILL you retard

my bad, better?

lol

BRO come on! the angle of the cover is off it's supposed to be 57 degrees right tilt

lol

here you go since you couldnt do it yourself

Someone crop it better in order without the game.

there u go better?

Macbether

here sennpie

lets just say I made big cum

>Land of Sand

ricci dubs get

fuck these h8rs op i liked ur story

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I hope you know I called trump

I'm going to out due you by running out into Russian wilderness wearing nothing but a Putin shirt

You better watch out of the we will be coming for you