The end of summer is almost here and a new episode of Tyrant starts in about 20 minutes! Tonight's episode is titled "Ask for the Earth":
>Molly returns to Abuddin to pursue her daughter's killer; Leila and Cogswell hope for a brief escape from the world only to find that it's impossible; Barry take(s) a hard line with the country in the wake of his daughter's death.
Seems kinda late for that last part, but what do I know? If you check the Archives from last week, a helpful user posted a stream, so don't ask me. Also, if anyone knows the name of the qt that Ihab is banging on the show, let me know - high res stuff might exist! Anyway, let's begin.
Aiden Lee
FUck, I'm two episodes behind. I don't even care really. This show is a lot longer than it needs to be. I can only take closeups with no dialogue and dramatic music for so long.
Parker Bell
After tonight, do try to catch up. We're gonna have Caliphate vs. Big Boss Barry and some Americans.
Cameron Roberts
Diamond Camels fool, if anything Barry is Miller.
Benjamin Jones
Okay, Diamond Camels. Oh hey, we might get Brown Cersei or Daliyah or hijab qt with Ihab ass. Truly, a glorious time.
Kinda surprised to see Molly back so soon.
Lincoln Diaz
Will Barry become the true Max Alpha? Or maybe not. Figured he would keep both in rotation. I mean, you guys would, right?
Adrian Morales
Yeah I would but I like this Ocelot/Molly she's more driven.
Ethan Young
We apparently blowing up Nazis too. Should I like Diamond Camels as much as I do?
Jackson Powell
Wow, she took that really well, all things considered.
I like that name. Ocelot Molly. When I see her pick up an assault rifle and kill six or more Caliphate, then she'll deserve it.
Today, she will remind them.
Mason Flores
NO MY SCHENITZEL AND LEDERHOSEN
Jaxson Harris
More than enough bullets to kill anything that moves.
The engraving provides no tactical advantage.
Parker Powell
Oh shit, Ocelot Molly got to the bottom of it so fast!
ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS!
Ayden Barnes
2+2=5
DON'T BLOW UP LEILA YOU BITCH.
Cameron Baker
There is another in my...
BOOM
Jayden Taylor
It's okay, Brown Cersei is safe! Not so much the other folks, though.
Zachary Morris
OH BABY, HE'S GONE FULL MAX ALPHA!
Jamal smiles down from heaven!
Nicholas Rivera
She has 140 foreign bodies within her now.
That forehead bruise is the horn poking out.
Ayden Russell
Fuck, I wish these threads were more popular so we could have memes being created.
Oliver Williams
We always knew Barry was the true "Tyrant". In Season One, he's the brother that executed the fighter, not Jamal.
There will be no elections.
Andrew Howard
And then Martial Law happened. Kinda hobbled a bit in the middle, but it has found its form.
Luke Reed
WAR HUH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Isaac Clark
piece of shit show
Jaxson Williams
I bet this season ends with Dahlia and crew stabbing Barry a bunch and he bleeds to death and then fag son has the finishing blow and Barry asks "Et tu Sammy?"
Bet we don't get another season but I've been loyal since the beginning.
Connor Baker
I bet we do get another season. FX literally has fuck all developed in the drama department besides The Americans, this, and that American (INSERT) Story bullshit.
Ryder Sullivan
We only got this one because FX had nothing else to show during the summer. So there's either two or four weeks left before the season (or series) finale.
Ryan Hall
Jamal dindu nuffin
He wuz a gud boi
Went to the mosque erryday
Elijah Mitchell
>fag Sammy trying to be the voice of reason
And we have come full circle.
Carter Jones
Say what you will about SoA I loved that show and I miss Wilfred. Didn't it air for past 2 summers?Kek I can't wait to see his face when Ahmed takes his place as heir number one. Killing Emma was a mistake even if she didn't do anything other than have a nice ass for a corpse.
Grayson Gonzalez
Alright the last thing I remeber happening it Barry meeting his gay son in some bombed out church or something then he tries to steal some prostitute from the not- isis leader. What has happened since then?
Easton Harris
So, based on what you mention, you stopped watching at around Season 2. If you intend on watching Season 3, I won't spoil, but just let me know.
First season I guess did okay from a ratings standpoint, 2nd season was looking pretty scary and here we are with Season 3.
Christopher Long
Almost a whole season of "growth" and shocks.
NUCLEAR
Carter Price
Missed the first showing, watching now. Anyone else really losing interest in this show though? It's become nothing but characters cheating on each other, soap opera bullshit. Last season was based as fuck. Show died with Jamal I think. I wanted to see Barry become the tyrant but now that he is, it isn't nearly as fun to watch as it should be. Episodes are also too damn long.
Connor Russell
It's basically pulling a Daenarys at this point if you watch/read GoT boring actress and better supporting characters.
Adrian Hernandez
>prostitute DALIYAH IS PURE. PURE!
Anthony James
HNNNGH
Damn Barry is alpha as fuck plowing each one.
Carson Jenkins
He's talking about Fauzi's daughter. Ihab's girlfriend from the first two seasons.
Levi Scott
Ahh I gotchya. Ya she was a slut lmao
Cooper Ramirez
kek I can imagine them stoning the fuck out of a prostitute given how they were calling the woman who wanted to watch porn with bf and not do the nasty a whore for no reason.
Jaxson Russell
I wouldn't be surprised at this point if he develops a gay relationship with Sammi since his gf doesn't want to put out
Joshua Roberts
>they're arranged in the order of number of kids they've given Barry
Like poetry.
Parker Clark
Well, just in case, here's what you missed since then: >Barry rescues Daliyah (chick on the left in ) from Fauzi's daughter, killing her >Barry grows in popularity as Haji, leader of the resistance movement to fight the Caliphate Meanwhile: >Max Alpha turns out has an illegitimate son who leads the army after Max Alpha killed Tariq >fearing his popularity, he arranges for his kid to get killed in a car bomb explosion, but kills his mom instead >end up taking on a Caliphate fortress where Ihab was locked up due to disobedience >went there with about 40 people, 4 are left after the Caliphate swarm the fortress and Max Alpha sends in an air strike just in time >Max Alpha finds out that Haji is actually Barry, who he thought was dead >the people call for Barry to be elected and for Max Alpha to step down >a press conference is held where Max Alpha explains that he didn't order the sarin gas attack and shouldn't have to step down, since Tariq (who did) is dead >pic related shoots Max Alpha
Christopher Gray
Shit, I forgot:
>during the raid on the Caliphate stronghold, Ihab gets fucked up by the airstrike, losing an eye and his left hand >Barry saves his life instead of letting him die, which comes back to bite him in the ass this season
Season 3 - since I'm feeling tired, I'll just put the pertinent plot points in spoilertext:
>Brown Cersei has her daughter-in-law killed while imprisoned for shooting Max Alpha >Max Alpha's illegitimate son is killed in a shootout by the Caliphate, who wanted to kidnap Ocelot Molly, but take Emma instead >Getting Emma back goes so wrong, and Ihab kills her >It is revealed that Max Alpha (Jamal) didn't have a child with Brown Cersei
As for the timing of it, it must've been right before Barry left for America. I'm sure that I've missed some stuff, but that's the gist of it.
Brandon Price
I'm glad I came up with Ocelot Molly.
Colton Sanchez
It's a great name. If she snipes someone we can call her Molly Wolf and go from there. The challenge is coming up with MGS themed nicknames for the whole cast.
Jeremiah Torres
I dropped this show halfway through season 1, I may pick it back up.
Carter Lewis
I'm getting some Miller vibes off Barry, maybe Jamal is The Boss because he's taught "everyone", General is Skullface because he clearly wants to kill everyone, Ihab is Ahab or Punished given he was sold the world back in season 1 after the election back then and really too many possibilities.
I'm spitballing really.
Elijah Phillips
Quiet is Emma given nobody gives a fuck and Sammi is Man on Fire because I'm smarmy.
Parker Bennett
Fuck off Krager
Alexander Ross
pls don't
Dylan Butler
If they had not killed off Jamal this would have been his time to shine. Could have saved teh day, let barry win the election, staged a coup but successful, banish his family back to murica, show ends.
But no, let's do a lot of empty platitude speeches and smoochin.